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10 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I mean the power was out in River Oaks; would you want to hang around and talk to Ted Cruz when the power is out?

Would that not be the perfect defense if you ended up shooting him?  

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Hmm, overnight trip to Mexico with way too much luggage, have we considered that Ted may be working for the cartels as a drug mule?
I demand customs check his asshole immediately before being let back into this country. 




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4 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Did you just out a sock or are you still so drunk you can't tell that's a different username?

No, he quoted someone's response to his post.

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A couple of things:

Parents/faculty at Cruz's daughters' school were emailed yesterday at 9am that classes were cancelled Thursday/Friday. So that means they had to decide to take the trip, book the police escorts, pack their bags, and head to the airport all in a span of a few hours. 

Cruz claims he never lost power. But his neighborhood did lose power for at least 24 hours. So he either has a generator or he is lying. 

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Worst part of this whole thing is that going to Cancun during an emergency is still not the worst thing he has done recently if you look at that whole inciting an insurrection on the Senate floor a month or so ago.  Sadly, if we had a vote tomorrow for Senator of Texas, Cruz would still win because many Texans are just plain dumb.  Sorry, but it's true.

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6 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Judge Jenkins was very good during his national cable interviews earlier today. Despite his low key demeanor, he’s smart and competent. I’d like to see him challenge Abbott next year.

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

So he was going to take an upgrade and leave his wife and daughters to fly in the cheap seats? They were probably all praying he would get the upgrade. 

Posted (edited)
59 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

CancunCruz is waiting for the talking points to be written and distributed.  Then play the victim and blame his misdeeds on someone else.  GQP playbook, it is always somebody else's fault, always,

Talking points are out!

 

 

 

 

 

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If a Dem had done something similar, we'd hear about it for 4 years. If a R does it, then Dems make jokes for a week and Rs fight back and stay on their own message. Dems lose the desire to make it an issue after a week and Rs then complain about Dems on another matter for 4 years. Rinse, lather, repeat.

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2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck this Canadian POS. Fucker flew the wrong way. Can we send him to Banff? 

Fuck that.  He doesn't deserve to go to Banff which happens to be one of the most awesome places on earth.  He should be sent to some third world shit hole that has no heat and no running water.  Houston sounds about right.

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4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

He was on KTCK earlier too. He's not going to fire up someone but I know when he's saying there's a plan he actually means it. 

Hopefully at some point, we will tire of the personality politician and opt instead for boring competence. I’m dubious.

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5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

dinesh isn't wrong.  but most of that is that ted cruz does nothing for this state anyway.

No, he's very wrong.  He should be here or in Washington trying to help his fucking constituents.  You know, what Senators are supposed to do.

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38 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

So when he gets his upgrade he leaves his wife w the kids in coach 😂

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Nvm just noticed that is the return flight
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4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

No, he's very wrong.  He should be here or in Washington trying to help his fucking constituents.  You know, what Senators are supposed to do.

Exactly.   Where do people come up with the idea that a Senator in TEXAS has no ability to help people.  Constituent services should be his NUMBER ONE JOB, especially since his party has no interest in passing laws.

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14 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Fuck that.  He doesn't deserve to go to Banff which happens to be one of the most awesome places on earth.  He should be sent to some third world shit hole that has no heat and no running water.  Houston sounds about right.

Well if he was a real American he would enlist and go spend the winter north of Kabul. 

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Just now, Ted Lange said:

Exactly.   Where do people come up with the idea that a Senator in TEXAS has no ability to help people.  Constituent services should be his NUMBER ONE JOB, especially since his party has no interest in passing laws.

this is actually something i don't understand. ted cruz is a lot of things, but stupid isn't one of them. i thought he would have at least had the political instinct that flying out of state on vacation during the worst statewide crisis (really, mutliple crises stemming from one overarching weather crisis) in decades would be a terrible idea. 

i would have thought he would be grandstanding at a power plant or something.

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13 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

this is actually something i don't understand. ted cruz is a lot of things, but stupid isn't one of them. i thought he would have at least had the political instinct that flying out of state on vacation during the worst statewide crisis (really, mutliple crises stemming from one overarching weather crisis) in decades would be a terrible idea. 

i would have thought he would be grandstanding at a power plant or something.

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He seems like he cares more about his podcast at this point than being a politician. It will be interesting to see what his next move is in 2024. Maybe it is being the next Rush not Trump.

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3 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

He seems like he cares more about his podcast at this point than being a politician. It will be interesting to see what his next move is in 2024. Maybe it is being the next Rush not Trump.


Ted’s voice is as pleasant to listen to as a cat being slowly tortured. He has a voice for silent films. 

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3 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

SPRAAANNNG BREAAAK

 

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There's an Arrested Development "Senators With Low Self-Esteem" edit desperately needed here.

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3 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

I had a buddy who worked for a Maine Senator during the 98 ice storm.  They worked round the clock shifts to help match local aid with people in need. Cots in offices type stuff.  The Senators themselves were both working lines when they weren’t sleeping and eating. this went on for a week.

That's what a public servant would do.  Ted's no public servant.  I think that much is clear by now.

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10 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Ted’s voice is as pleasant to listen to as a cat being slowly tortured. He has a voice for silent films. 

You're right. He doesn't have the sultry voice of Ben Shapiro.

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12 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Ted’s voice is as pleasant to listen to as a cat being slowly tortured. He has a voice for silent films. 

Doesn't have the face for it either. 

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2 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

Fuck this motherfucker. My power came on after like three and a half days of being off, I don't have water and even if I did I would have to fucking boil it. I have two large limbs ready to collapse on my house (one smaller one already has) and this fucktard hightails it to Mexico???

Fuck this piece of shit. His ass should be in his office personally calling people 24x7 checking in, arranging supplies, etc etc

Fuck him.

Did you donate 10K or more? then fuuuuuuccck you! /Ted Cancun

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53 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck this Canadian POS. Fucker flew the wrong way. Can we send him to Banff? 

Banff is awesome, why would we punish Banff like that?

Send him to Medicine Hat.

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13 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Ted’s voice is as pleasant to listen to as a cat being slowly tortured. He has a voice for silent films. 

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Doesn't have the face for it either. 

Voice for silent films but a face for radio. Quite a paradox, good thing he's got that magnetic personality to overcome those shortcomings. 

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