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On 4/20/2022 at 12:03 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

umm... it's not like they ever had Mickey and Minnie getting it on, why would they suddenly have Mickey and Pluto getting it on?

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2 minutes ago, yoladu said:

umm... it's not like they ever had Mickey and Minnie getting it on, why would they suddenly have Mickey and Pluto getting it on?

because these are sick people who project their depraved fantasies on us. I think Cruz sees himself as Mickey in this scenario and Snowflake plays the role of Pluto.

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On 4/21/2022 at 12:52 PM, yoladu said:

umm... it's not like they ever had Mickey and Minnie getting it on, why would they suddenly have Mickey and Pluto getting it on?

It's just his fantasy.  He probably has a fan zine he uses to groom young kids

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The media/Twitter heads/gen pop seem to still not understand that 25-35% of the country would be disappointed if cruz wasn’t a key player in jan 6. 

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4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

So 23% of Texans are a special kind of idiotic.

He knows the law so well as the Attorney General that he can break the law with impunity. It's because he's so smart!

 

 

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5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

The Republican candidates vying to take Rob Portman’s seat are like stepping in a half dozen (or so) piles of dog shit and trying to decide which one stinks the least, then scraping all of the others off of your shoes. The best we can hope for is a pile of shit that doesn’t stink as bad as the other ones. And we probably won’t even get that.

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9 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If you have to tell someone you're not a moron.....well,  you are a moron.

Yep. And the same is true that if you claim you’re a very stable genius then you’re not. You’re a moron then too. 

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

OK, but when Trump said "Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me.".....I can believe that, right?

As surely as the F-35 is actually invisible to the naked eye.

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7 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Joey Reed fucks

 

He didn’t do anything,” said Joey Reed, a Granbury resident whose son, a former Marine, was freed as part of a prisoner swap at an airbase in Turkey. “He’s an embarrassment to the state of Texas, let me just say that. I don’t care what or who runs against him, I will work for their campaign to defeat that son of a bitch.”

 

Ted Cruz ‘didn’t do anything’ to get Texas’ Trevor Reed out of Russia, dad says

Ex-Marine’s family doesn’t buy Cruz claim he worked behind the scenes to avoid angering Putin.

Well, if by "avoid angering Putin", he means "got on my knees and sucked his dick", I believe him. 

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What a fucking poser.

I wasn’t born in Texas and got here when I was 19. I’ve never owned a pair of cowboy boots. I think chicken fried steak is just okay, and pecan pie sucks.

But I’m more of a Texan than that piece of shit.

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46 minutes ago, South Austin said:

What a fucking poser.

I wasn’t born in Texas and got here when I was 19. I’ve never owned a pair of cowboy boots. I think chicken fried steak is just okay, and pecan pie sucks.

But I’m more of a Texan than that piece of shit.

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What a fucking poser.
I wasn’t born in Texas and got here when I was 19. I’ve never owned a pair of cowboy boots. I think chicken fried steak is just okay, and pecan pie sucks.
But I’m more of a Texan than that piece of shit.

Pecan pie?!?

Have you no shame, sir?

Where is your decency?
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Posted
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

What a fucking poser.

I wasn’t born in Texas and got here when I was 19. I’ve never owned a pair of cowboy boots. I think chicken fried steak is just okay, and pecan pie sucks.

But I’m more of a Texan than that piece of shit.

Hmmmm . . . .

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8 hours ago, Underdog said:

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Pecan pie sucks shit, but CFS is awesome.  I'm not going to hate on you few dumbasses that eat your CFS with brown gravy, but everyone with class knows it should be white gravy with some hot sauce on top.

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On 5/14/2022 at 9:45 AM, South Austin said:

I think chicken fried steak is just okay, and pecan pie sucks.

But I’m more of a Texan than that piece of shit.

Fuck being a Texan. I'm not even certain you're human!



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