Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

[Bullneck 19107]

7 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

I’m a Desantis guy. Trump’s policies I agreed with, but I found his personality grating. Cruz lost me when he left for Cancun and I was sitting in a 45 degree house. He’s an asshole. 

Interesting that only when it affects you you care. I thought you were rich;

don’t you have a generator?

 

 

 

[Beau Vine 54236]

 

[Hefeweizen 5324]

Y’all are getting trolled so hard… CR and all but come on.

[aggie08 21504]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He's having a book ghost-written that he factually knows is a complete, 180 degrees departure from reality just to troll the libs. That's today's GOP.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

JAGs like Rafaelito writing books is one of the most loathsome bipartisan tactics around. How much time does he waste between this and his podcast with knockoff Lin-Manuel Miranda?

['stache 21816]

1 hour ago, Hefeweizen said:

Y’all are getting trolled so hard… CR and all but come on.

How is it a troll? Half our country currently wants fascism. How is it a surprise that one of them made it to surly cloak room?

[Biff Tannen 45691]

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

JAGs like Rafaelito writing books is one of the most loathsome bipartisan tactics around. How much time does he waste between this and his podcast with knockoff Lin-Manuel Miranda?

He literally does ZERO "work" as an elected official, aside from occasionally showing up for votes.  Seems to be status quo for the Rs these days though.

[RDCanecutter 26446]

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Says the man who gets paid with tax dollars.
 

I mean, if he thinks that's wrong, maybe we could change that..?

[Satchel 6938]

Here’s a snapshot of Rafael’s recent voting record. It should be apparent to even the casual observer just how much he does for the citizens of Texas:

https://heritageaction.com/scorecard/members/C001098

[Captainant 27678]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

He post insane shit for interaction. More interaction equals more power. By engaging him, he’s winning. 

 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

How is it a troll? Half our country currently wants fascism. How is it a surprise that one of them made it to surly cloak room?

Fascism thrives on open conflict. Escalation of rhetoric leads to escalation of policy leads to escalation of violence in the streets. Cruz is stirring the pot, and when everyone turns up the heat it cooks just a little faster. 

Best thing would be for everyone to stop engaging with cruz. He'd lose what gives him power

[Bullneck 19107]

20 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Rhetorically, he uses the same scam as @Poe It Up; he accuses other folks of lying but offers no proof. I have no idea if Poe is Cruz, but they are both unpersuasive. And both suck Trump’s ass.

 

This is actually an interesting premise.  Cruz seems just vapid, douchy, and stupid enough to think he could post here and win supporters.  

[Bullneck 19107]

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Here’s a snapshot of Rafael’s recent voting record. It should be apparent to even the casual observer just how much he does for the citizens of Texas:

https://heritageaction.com/scorecard/members/C001098

He's voted 10 times in 3 years?  I know the Senate is deadlocked at all that but he didn't even vote against Daylight Savings Time or anything?

[Satchel 6938]

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

He's voted 10 times in 3 years?  I know the Senate is deadlocked at all that but he didn't even vote against Daylight Savings Time or anything?

He’s quite the worker bee.

[Hookah Horns 3083]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

He's voted 10 times in 3 years?  I know the Senate is deadlocked at all that but he didn't even vote against Daylight Savings Time or anything?

Looks to me like they just picked certain votes to show how he votes the way Heritage tells him to. 

[Satchel 6938]

Liz Cheney says she will now target Ted Cruz and other election deniers to make sure they lose their next elections.

Lets go!!!

[Fudge Nuggets 19191]

15 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Liz Cheney says she will now target Ted Cruz and other election deniers to make sure they lose their next elections.

Lets go!!!

[Bama Chick 28596]

lol Baby Cheney couldn’t even keep her own seat.

Don’t need her loser stank on any Democratic candidates.

Stay home and cry into your blood money.

[Satchel 6938]

It’s possible that her constant dragging of him could take its toll. A constant, monotonous drum beat of bone marrow hatred of Trump would be good.

[atomheartbevo 89679]

22 hours ago, Captainant said:

Best thing would be for everyone to stop engaging with cruz. He'd lose what gives him power

[Beau Vine 54236]

He's literally begging to be dragged:

 

 

[TexasHooch 5122]

Didn't Liz roll her money into a PAC?  If so, she could fuck with Ted without anyone really knowing.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He's literally begging to be dragged:

 

 

Got himself a nice little ratio going

 

[Satchel 6938]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He's literally begging to be dragged:

 

Beto won 67% of the votes in Dallas County in 2018. We clearly don’t give a rats ass about him either.

 

[Willfully Horn 8017]

On 8/21/2022 at 10:31 PM, Bullneck said:

This is actually an interesting premise.  Cruz seems just vapid, douchy, and stupid enough to think he could post here and win supporters.  

You might be on to something.

 

 

[Beau Vine 54236]

Liz has the dead eyes of a porn star who specializes in interracial gangbangs.

[chainsaw 9869]

I'm surprised he didn't lift them up in prayer

[Pancho 44824]

[elfenix 34260]

all of ted's years in college were also a waste, but for entirely different reasons.

[Macanudo 12979]

All of Ted's years on Planet Earth have been a waste.

[HornPhD 1368]

Someone should create a cartoon of a small penis that repeats Ted’s statements

[SKJ 1311]

6 hours ago, HornPhD said:

Someone should create a cartoon of a small penis that repeats Ted’s statements

Can it be wearing a sombrero?

[Macanudo 12979]

53 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Can it be wearing a sombrero?

And holding a margarita. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

On 8/24/2022 at 3:07 PM, Beau Vine said:

Liz has the dead eyes of a porn star who specializes in interracial gangbangs.

[YGIFS 19450]

5 hours ago, SKJ said:

Can it be wearing a sombrero?

I read this in John C. Reilly's voice from the dinner table in "Talladega Nights"  

[atomheartbevo 89679]

 

[Cap33 384]

 

I don't know what prompted this, but yes.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

On 8/24/2022 at 3:07 PM, Beau Vine said:

Liz has the dead eyes of a porn star who specializes in interracial gangbangs.

[Burt 4080]

Look at this lineup of esteemed speakers.

 

[South Austin 52515]

That list is highly regarded.

[chainsaw 9869]

9 minutes ago, Burt said:

Look at this lineup of esteemed speakers.

 

If the event is targeting youths, it's implied Gaetz will be there

[Stringer 1439]

I had classes with Lance Gooden when at UT. Always liked him, was a good dude. Hate to see where he has taken his career.

Also, what is Mattress Mac doing there?

[Js1 85351]

Just now, Stringer said:

I had classes with Lance Gooden when at UT. Always liked him, was a good dude. Hate to see where he has taken his career.

Also, what is Mattress Mac doing there?

You mean MAGA Mac?

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

5 minutes ago, Stringer said:

I had classes with Lance Gooden when at UT. Always liked him, was a good dude. Hate to see where he has taken his career.

Also, what is Mattress Mac doing there?

Saving you money!

[tx 3 putt 76979]

1 hour ago, Stringer said:

I had classes with Lance Gooden when at UT. Always liked him, was a good dude. Hate to see where he has taken his career.

Also, what is Mattress Mac doing there?

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In December 2020, Gooden was one of 126 Republican members of the House of Representatives to sign an amicus brief in support of Texas v. Pennsylvania, a lawsuit filed at the United States Supreme Court contesting the results of the 2020 presidential election, in which Joe Biden defeated[14] incumbent Donald Trump. The Supreme Court declined to hear the case on the basis that Texas lacked standing under Article III of the Constitution to challenge the results of an election held by another state.[

 

he's traitor that should meet the end typically associated with traitors. also a true piece of shit ....

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On March 3, 2021, Gooden was the only House Republican to vote for the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act, which passed 220–212. Later that evening, he tweeted that he voted for the bill "accidentally", claiming he pushed the wrong button, a mistake he failed to notice in time.[21] Gooden then tweeted that he had "arguably the most conservative/America First voting record in Congress", and "Of course I wouldn't support the radical left's, Anti-Police Act". According to Gooden, he had the official record changed to reflect his opposition.

 

Edited August 31, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Pancho 44824]

Fucking dick douche dick

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Fucking dick douche dick

 

Then clawback every other fucking bailout and tax cut from the last 40 years.

[safe sex 11735]

Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.

[YGIFS 19450]

I'm told the Good Liars are deciding whether or not to attend the Texas Youth Summit or the Texas Tribune Festival.  The TYS would make for funnier content, but then---laughing at stupid kids gets old real quick.  TribFest, just a week later, not only provides MAGA speakers to fuck with but also protestors outside the talks given by several prominent Democrats.  Apparently these guys actually take a lot of time to do their prep so they can only do one, unless we just invite them to both and start another Wreath account to house/feed them in between events?  Maybe invite 'em to campus?  

[Dnaguy 11970]

On 8/30/2022 at 7:56 PM, South Austin said:

That list is highly regarded.

Indeed

[Gengs1 2583]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Fucking dick douche dick

 

They really are afraid of common ppl catching on that gov can help them out and want to squash this asap