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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Ted's beard looks like it was stitched together from the foot hair on Marjorie Taylor Green's missing toes.  

Among other places.

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On 10/24/2022 at 8:46 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

not all heroes wear capes. Some wear yankees caps.

 

As a Red Sox fan, I've spent my entire life hating the Yankees.....

It's a little misty up in the office today after watching that. 

beautiful happy endings GIF

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Among other places.

In all my years of shaggy and surly, I have never given out a single neg rep. You're pushing it, muchacho.

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7 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

The ref at my kid's soccer game today looked just like Ted Cruz. I felt bad for the guy, but I just really had this serious urge to punch him in the face the entire game.

As someone who spent something like 14 years watching my kid claw his way up the ranks of club soccer, I support this message.

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No, he was actually a good ref. There were a couple of calls that made me raise my eyebrow, but nothing egregious. I just had this primal need to punch him in the jaw because he looked like that fuckin' Canadian traitor. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Why the fuck are he and Patrick in the parade?

Because Ted and Dan are shameless panderers? Ted is a huge troll, anyway, and that seems to have been apparent for decades.

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Didn't want to put it in the Gameday thread because CR, but I was thinking how funny it would be if someone really tone deaf at ESPN decided it would be a good idea for Cruz or Abbott to be the guest speaker on Gameday this weekend. "Hey, it's the state capitol, and election day is Tuesday. It's a perfect match!". You wouldn't hear a word out of their mouths with the boos. 

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Can we do a meme of the NSA guy from "Red October" asking Ted..."Let me get this straight Ted, you got a second beer thrown at you at a family parade?"  

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Posted
13 minutes ago, elfenix said:

you're supposed to catch and then chug the beer, raphael

the only thing Cruz can catch is Beard Crabs from sucking off Trump.  

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

that beer hero dude is going to be charged and indicted. Anybody got a link to a gofundme account?

Nothing to worry about....it was a lovers quarrel....

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3 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

this site:

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thumbs up to violence !

If there was a left wing version of Ted Cruz we would all hate him too. The right has a monopoly on those types of shitheads though 

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I prefer the olden day method of rotten tomatoes. Gets the point across without injuring a person. It looked like there were other people, including children on that ride.
 
[lobo]Heidi was too busy fucking the other half of Houston to be there[/lobo]
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Hey don't look at me, those (mostly true) stories started long before I ever brought it up.  Best way to get Ted and kids outta the house on a Monday for some dayfucking is tell 'em "Grand Marshall tickets for everyone, you can park at my office!"  

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53 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

this site:

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thumbs up to violence !

It was his gay lover apparently so it’s more of a lover’s quarrel. We know how your side feels about those kinds of spats.

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