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42 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

Surly's own Carlos Mencia, everyone. If you're gonna steal a joke (A) at least make sure it's a funny one; and (B) not already sitting in this thread a few posts above yours.

Menstealia would’ve been more funny. It wasn’t meant as joke, actually. I had assumed that Cruz was being snarky, but it was actually a White Claw. That’s the funny part. 

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What probably happened?  Guy was drinking beer and ran out, so he tossed next thing in the cooler---a white claw.  Or if he was anything like me the last time I saw Ted Cruz in person, I chugged my beer, grabbed the white claw outta wife's hand and used it.  

I bet Ted saw the guy winding up with an aluminum can like all the other Astros players that had beers tossed to them to chug and thought, "Oh wow, they think I'm cool like the players!"  Then he saw the thing coming in hot and wisely put his arm up and head to the side.  then apparently it happened again later down the parade route. 

Most likely scenario...drunk guy sees Ted Cruz and pulls that scene from "True Detective: Season 1"........."I don't like your face, makes me want to do things to it."  

Posted
57 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

Surly's own Carlos Mencia, everyone. If you're gonna steal a joke (A) at least make sure it's a funny one; and (B) not already sitting in this thread a few posts above yours.

 

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Posted (edited)

Poe is getting negged for all the BS his side did to downplay Paul Pelosi. 

I’d throw a white claw at you if I saw you in public. Except black cherry, I like that one 

Euro too. GFY

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27 minutes ago, deac_tracy said:

Pretty sure it was Ted's dad behind the grassy knoll.

You are thinking of Woody Harrelson’s dad, but he and the other two tramps were released by Dallas PD a few days after they were picked up.

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

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Does ANYONE know of a politician who shows up more at sporting event in team colors more than Ted?  Does de Santis run around in Miami/FSU/Fla gear?  

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Does ANYONE know of a politician who shows up more at sporting event in team colors more than Ted?  Does de Santis run around in Miami/FSU/Fla gear?  

All teams to all people.

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He tweeted the guy that threw it had a noodle for an arm.  Then I see this pic of him waiving to the parade crowd like a Disney princess with carpal tunnel syndrome after jerking off each of their dwarves.

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34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Poe is getting negged for all the BS his side did to downplay Paul Pelosi. 

I’d throw a white claw at you if I saw you in public. Except black cherry, I like that one 

Euro too. GFY

This isn’t political violence, it’s a guy that throws like a girl. It’s funny. 

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2 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

this site:

Checks political affiliation…

thumbs up to violence !

How do you know it wasn't Ted's angry gay lover hucking a beer at him???

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As someone who coaches a high school girls' softball team, he better be glad those beers weren't thrown by some of my girls. They would have knocked his ass out of that hummer!

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As someone who coaches a high school girls' softball team, he better be glad those beers weren't thrown by some of my girls. They would have knocked his ass out of that hummer!

Thank you.

“Hyuck hyuck he throws like a girl!”.

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100% wrong to throw a beer at Cruz. However there are still many people upset at for Cruz for:

  1. running out of town to Cancun during the 2021 freeze
  2. caught lying that he had always planned to immediately come back to Texas
  3. caught lying that he had been asked by others to help chaperone his and their kid on the plane. He and Heidi initiated the trip not others.

Also amazing that Cruz and family are so unaware how unpopular and hated he is by many. 

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Posted
6 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Also amazing that Cruz and family are so unaware how unpopular and hated he is by many. 

It probably has something to do with him being a shoe-in to win his next popular vote. For all of eternity in Texas.

Posted
16 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Also amazing that Cruz and family are so unaware how unpopular and hated he is by many. 

They are aware, they just don't fucking care because they know the rubes will line up to keep him in office.

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Fun fact, Heidi and Ted are not at the same election watch party tonight.  Why not?  You guessed it...

Not but seriously, she knew he'd be outta town so...ya' know...cock sammich night

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30 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Fun fact, Heidi and Ted are not at the same election watch party tonight.  Why not?  You guessed it...

Not but seriously, she knew he'd be outta town so...ya' know...cock sammich night

 

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Good attempt, but i'd have gone with "I was trying to throw his security detail a beer. I figured anyone who signed up to take a bullet for that shitstain deserved a drink."

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Think about how wide the victory margins were in Texas yesterday in terms of statewide office.

Think about how well the Democrats, nationwide though, held back the "Red Wave."

Think about all the tacit messages in voting patterns that give hope to both sides in certain parts of the country and certain demographics.

And then think about how 95% of the country woke up and still thought, "Yeah, fuck all that...Ted Cruz still sucks."  

In the middle of all this shit, even the Astros victory, and everything else going on even amongst his loyal voters...everybody still fucking hates Ted Cruz.  You can set your watch by it.  And then use that time to rendezvous with his whore wife.  It's a win-win.  

Seriously, this guy could not be more hated even by his friends.  It's kinda sad almost.  

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41 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Seriously, this guy could not be more hated even by his friends.  It's kinda sad almost.  

Are you fucking kidding me. It’s deserved. Let’s see what else can I come up with … glorious?  If there is anything below a shitstain, that’s Rafael.

I just cannot fathom someone like him, castrating himself to the worst aspects of humanity. May he wallow in misery the rest of his no having friends life.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

How did the Astros win the World Series?

Well, they won more games than everyone which excited the fans.

 

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game.

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