Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

[YGIFS 19452]

Who Ted blew?  Oh you said flew.  My bad. 

[Francisco 2.0 32429]

Placeholder post for photos of Ted Cruz wearing TCU gear in the coming days.

 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

lol based grand jury

[Disco Strangler 1882]

No person is above the claw!

[Dnaguy 12063]

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol based grand jury
 

 

1.) Funny that it looks like they are calling Ted Cruz an ‘Ass’ - looks like ‘Ass assault’.

2.) We all know that mother fucker was trying to launch a claw right between Cruz’s dead beady eyes.

3.) It’s awesome that he can get off

[tx 3 putt 77428]

19 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

No person is above the claw!

Ain’t No Law, While Drinking the Claw !

[YGIFS 19452]

Breakin' the Claw! Breakin' the Claw!

(drum kick, drum kick)

Breakin' the Claw!  Breaking the Claw! /JudasofthePeace

[brown water 3778]

He fought the claw and the claw won 

Edited January 8, 2023 by brown water

[YGIFS 19452]

When the Claw is outclawed, only outclaws will have claws?  

I know, it's bad.  But we're making a list of these and sending them to his office.  So just buckle in, have a drink, and join.

[Captainant 27775]

57 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

But we're making a list of these and sending them to his office. 

You're making a very nice list for his trash can, just so you know. 

[Sbbruin 21888]

6 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

No person is above the claw!

Not da craw, da craw!

 

[Sbbruin 21888]

On 12/8/2022 at 3:58 PM, The Royal We said:

One of the greatest movies scenes of all time.  SON-OF-A-BITCH!

It is

 

[The Royal We 3072]

So so good.  Never gets old.

[YGIFS 19452]

2024 campaign slogan:

TED CRUZ FOR TEXAS

-------SENATOR-------

  FOR CLAW & ORDER

[Macanudo 13012]

Well, this settles it....   It's not wrong to throw trash at trash.

[kevwun 15899]

Each member of that Grand Jury deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom and Astros season tickets for life.

Edited January 9, 2023 by kevwun

[YGIFS 19452]

"It's not so much that we don't find cause for indictment, so much as we just want to punch Senator Cruz.  I mean, all due respect to the law and you can't chuck full cans at people's heads.  But we are just overwhelmed by an innate desire to punch the man's face.  We aren't sure why, we aren't sure we ourselves would be no better than the person charged here today.  But we must, must punch this man.  Case dismissed your honor."  

[Francisco 2.0 32429]

On 12/31/2022 at 8:50 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Placeholder post for photos of Ted Cruz wearing TCU gear in the coming days.

 

 

 

Can't find any photos of our dear friend Rafael in TCU garb, but he did wear purple today:

 

 

 

[elfenix 34332]

do people actually listen to ted's podcast or is it just another grift?  is there a farm of phones in china just playing the latest of ted's podcasts to bump him up the itunes ranks?

[atomheartbevo 89799]

23 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Can't find any photos of our dear friend Rafael in TCU garb, but he did wear purple today:

Pretty sure that tomorrow, he'll claim to have never heard of TCU.

[YGIFS 19452]

Don't horned frogs have...you know...Claws? 

[4th&Five 41590]

 

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Just off on his prediction by 148 points. 

[Dnaguy 12063]

28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I bet that doesn’t even really like sports…

 

 

[elfenix 34332]

nothing more reliable in sports than the ted cruz kiss of death

[Longhorn_Fan68 33899]

31 minutes ago, elfenix said:

nothing more reliable in sports than the ted cruz kiss of death

should be easy money in vegas. i should get on that

[Willfully Horn 8049]

Cruz is drunk, I guess.

 

[Beau Vine 54432]

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2682]

I was actually just thinking, never noticed before how penis-like his nose is. Esp. in profile.

[Willfully Horn 8049]

23 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Cruz is drunk, I guess.

 

Fuckwad must have been drunk. Fuck you, Ted Cruz. Fuck you, Republican voters. You are what is wrong in this country.

[tx 3 putt 77428]

[4th&Five 41590]

 

[YGIFS 19452]

Wow Ted, you hurt yourself coming up with that one all by yourself, allstar?

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I forget how the rest goes but two guys I know have fucked your wife recently.  One of 'em in all three holes.  In an order that would surprise you.

[atomheartbevo 89799]

[Satchel 6949]

What has Cruz done that has directly benefited the citizens of Texas during his time in office? Tweeting all day doesn’t count.

[4th&Five 41590]

[tx 3 putt 77428]

29 minutes ago, Satchel said:

What has Cruz done that has directly benefited the citizens of Texas during his time in office? Tweeting all day doesn’t count.

0.0 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

When Ted's on parade,

Throw a beer can...or two.

 

 

 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Roses are red

Violets are blue 

Eat a bag of dicks, Ted

What the hell, make it two

[Nivek 16986]

Roses are red

Violets are blue, 

Your daughter and wife attempted suicide,

because of you.

[Biff Tannen 45742]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Go fuck yourself

That’s the tweet 

[atomheartbevo 89799]

3 hours ago, Satchel said:

What has Cruz done that has directly benefited the citizens of Texas during his time in office? Tweeting all day doesn’t count.

He claims to want term limits on Congress.  We'll see if he's serious the next time he's up.

[brakeman 28423]

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He claims to want term limits on Congress.  We'll see if he's serious the next time he's up.

[elfenix 34332]

@brakeman i love you but you deserve that neg

[Satchel 6949]

30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He claims to want term limits on Congress.  We'll see if he's serious the next time he's up.

He’s already grandfathered himself out in by seeking a third term and doing so without dilemma.

[brakeman 28423]

sure, but true.

Edited February 15, 2023 by brakeman
You know it is a Photoshop right? Probably much worst IRL.

[Nivek 16986]

48 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He claims to want term limits on Congress.  We'll see if he's serious the next time he's up.

[Francisco 2.0 32429]

 

 

[tchookem 3913]

 

He writes poetry like he fucks his wife... rarely and poorly.... and maybe through a subordinate.