Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

[elfenix 34227]

Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, is a lot of things to a lot of people. Add an alleged curse on Houston sports teams to the list.

https://www.axios.com/local/houston/2023/10/17/houston-astros-ted-cruz-alcs

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

On 10/17/2023 at 5:34 PM, elfenix said:

Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, is a lot of things to a lot of people. Add an alleged curse on Houston sports teams to the list.

https://www.axios.com/local/houston/2023/10/17/houston-astros-ted-cruz-alcs

 

[Gil Bang 25922]

 

[tx 3 putt 76880]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

 

[South Austin 52459]

22 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I don’t suppose that Ted understands it’s not only the perception of bad luck, but that people just don’t like him.

[Underdog 28585]

Off to a good start, teddy. 

[Gil Bang 25922]

I'm not sure who I hate worse, Ted or the cheating fucking astros.

[atomheartbevo 89630]

25 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

or the cheating fucking astros.

[Underdog 28585]

21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Please do. 

[atomheartbevo 89630]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I don’t suppose that Ted understands it’s not only the perception of bad luck, but that people just don’t like him.

If you have to tell people you're not a harbinger of bad luck, you probably are.

Why can't Cruz root for the fucking Rangers.

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

Fuck Ted Cruz.

[4th&Five 41519]

[Gil Bang 25922]

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Fuck Ted Cruz.

 

[C-Man 27198]

“Dallas”

[TDunk 590]

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

He is a true fan.  He even took people to see them for Winter training camp down in Cancun. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20394]

 

[elfenix 34227]

[Rimbo 25915]

Fuck you for cursing the Astros, you piece of shit.

[South Austin 52459]

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Why can't Cruz root for the fucking Rangers.

He will, now that they're in the World Series.  Fucking poser.

[atomheartbevo 89630]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He will, now that they're in the World Series.  Fucking poser.

Rangers you never had a chance.

[Beau Vine 54209]

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you have to tell people you're not a harbinger of bad luck, you probably are.

Why can't Cruz root for the fucking Rangers.

well, I'm sure he will now.

[Underdog 28585]

Good luck to the Dallas Rangers in the WS - Ted Cruz. 

[Hammerin Hank 1225]

9 hours ago, C-Man said:

“Dallas”
 

That last line is the kiss of death for the Rangers

[The Dog 44019]

BAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER FROM MINUTE MAID PARK FOR LIFE

[atomheartbevo 89630]

45 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Good luck to the Dallas Rangers in the WS - Ted Cruz. 

I'm sure he's supported the Texas Stars when they've made it to the NHL finals.

[YGIFS 19449]

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm sure he's supported the Texas Stars when they've made it to the NHL finals.

He would have but the ice scared him so he left to Cancun before he could make it through his first period.

[RPM 26318]

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Reporter, "Senator Cruz, which Cuban on this Rangers team is your favorite?" 

Cruz, "Oh, I like 'em all about the same I guess."  

Reporter, "What if I told you there were three of them.  And they aren't technically in the United States via legal immigration pathways?"  

[Bullneck 19073]

Even Nicolle Wallace is dunking on him.  And the Astros.

[TeeDubya 3362]

 

[SydneyCarton 48068]

11 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

 

Dude needed to stuff a fucking lumpy MyPillow under his shirt for that costume to really take off. 

[Beau Vine 54209]

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Has Ted posted his congratulations to the Dallas Rancheros yet?  

[HenryJames 66038]

[Brandywine 1316]

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Loser. Not worth the money he’s being paid by the American people. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

On 10/24/2023 at 9:59 AM, YGIFS said:

He would have but the ice scared him so he left to Cancun before he could make it through his first period.

Phrasing....I think. Guess it depends on the pronoun? Congratulations on your menarche, Theodore! Right in time for menopause!

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20394]

NFGDM

Edited December 7, 2023 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[atomheartbevo 89630]

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

NFGDM

Is it bad that I knew exactly what that meant?

[tx 3 putt 76880]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20394]

Vanity Fair: Ted Cruz is a cowardly weasel who won't answer questions regarding what's going on with Kate Cox and the state of Texas trying to dictate the terms of her being a womb bearer:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/ted-cruz-kate-cox-texas-abortion

Of course, Ted sponsored/supported the legislation and judicial activism that led to this. 

Cornyn is no better. He refuses to weigh in.

Fucking cowards, both of them. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

[South Austin 52459]

That fat Canadian fuck better not set foot in the Sugar Bowl.

[atomheartbevo 89630]

15 hours ago, South Austin said:

That fat Canadian fuck better not set foot in the Sugar Bowl.

Oh Mr. Princeton and Harvard Grad will be there, sporting burnt orange gear, and trying to get as many photo ops as possible.

[Fastbreak 3984]

Oh Mr. Princeton and Harvard Grad will be there, sporting burnt orange gear, and trying to get as many photo ops as possible.

He bought a new hat for the game. Have to gear up.

[GenXer 2850]

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Oh Mr. Princeton and Harvard Grad will be there, sporting burnt orange gear, and trying to get as many photo ops as possible.

If I see him at the game, I’m giving him one of these.

 

[Biff Tannen 45667]

58 minutes ago, GenXer said:

If I see him at the game, I’m giving him one of these.

 

Same

[Bullneck 19073]

On 12/7/2023 at 11:24 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

1. A second Biden term will kneecap all the MAGA operatives and the gerrymandering.  He'll have no chance.

2. If somehow Trump gets elected he ain't leaving.

So,  no, there won't be a President Cruz.  

[tchookem 3900]

1. A second Biden term will kneecap all the MAGA operatives and the gerrymandering.  He'll have no chance.
2. If somehow Trump gets elected he ain't leaving.
So,  no, there won't be a President Cruz.  

Ted Cruz makes DeSantis look charming. The only reason this isn't getting mentioned is because when Ted showed Trump his belly it eliminated him as a candidate to be taken seriously in the GOP.

Ted's reached his apex, he just does't have the self-awareness to know it.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21877]

No Canadian piece of shit is getting elected President here

[Underdog 28585]

Ted will be at the Sugar Bowl with one of his kids with him as a human shield.