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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I don’t suppose that Ted understands it’s not only the perception of bad luck, but that people just don’t like him.

If you have to tell people you're not a harbinger of bad luck, you probably are.

Why can't Cruz root for the fucking Rangers.

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4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

He is a true fan.  He even took people to see them for Winter training camp down in Cancun. 

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11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you have to tell people you're not a harbinger of bad luck, you probably are.

Why can't Cruz root for the fucking Rangers.

well, I'm sure he will now.

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5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm sure he's supported the Texas Stars when they've made it to the NHL finals.

He would have but the ice scared him so he left to Cancun before he could make it through his first period.

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Reporter, "Senator Cruz, which Cuban on this Rangers team is your favorite?" 

Cruz, "Oh, I like 'em all about the same I guess."  

Reporter, "What if I told you there were three of them.  And they aren't technically in the United States via legal immigration pathways?"  

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On 10/24/2023 at 9:59 AM, YGIFS said:

He would have but the ice scared him so he left to Cancun before he could make it through his first period.

Phrasing....I think. Guess it depends on the pronoun? Congratulations on your menarche, Theodore! Right in time for menopause!

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Vanity Fair: Ted Cruz is a cowardly weasel who won't answer questions regarding what's going on with Kate Cox and the state of Texas trying to dictate the terms of her being a womb bearer:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/ted-cruz-kate-cox-texas-abortion

Of course, Ted sponsored/supported the legislation and judicial activism that led to this. 

Cornyn is no better. He refuses to weigh in.

Fucking cowards, both of them. 

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15 hours ago, South Austin said:

That fat Canadian fuck better not set foot in the Sugar Bowl.

Oh Mr. Princeton and Harvard Grad will be there, sporting burnt orange gear, and trying to get as many photo ops as possible.

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17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Oh Mr. Princeton and Harvard Grad will be there, sporting burnt orange gear, and trying to get as many photo ops as possible.

If I see him at the game, I’m giving him one of these.

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On 12/7/2023 at 11:24 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

1. A second Biden term will kneecap all the MAGA operatives and the gerrymandering.  He'll have no chance.

2. If somehow Trump gets elected he ain't leaving.

So,  no, there won't be a President Cruz.  

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1. A second Biden term will kneecap all the MAGA operatives and the gerrymandering.  He'll have no chance.
2. If somehow Trump gets elected he ain't leaving.
So,  no, there won't be a President Cruz.  
Ted Cruz makes DeSantis look charming. The only reason this isn't getting mentioned is because when Ted showed Trump his belly it eliminated him as a candidate to be taken seriously in the GOP.

Ted's reached his apex, he just does't have the self-awareness to know it.
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