Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

This is great

 

[deadshank 24653]

Meh

[Neonmoon 38129]

Good thread title 

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

Yuge!

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Don't put garlic near him. Surprised he can be out in the day time. 

[swraith 347]

Came for the thread title. Wasn’t expecting that pic. Cruz is worthless but that photo is a dick move. 

[Captainant 27682]

17 minutes ago, swraith said:

Came for the thread title. Wasn’t expecting that pic. Cruz is worthless but that photo is a dick move. 

Ted Cruz's existence is a dick move

[burntorangebongos 10747]

how do you embed tweets? I can't figure out how.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Just paste the link

[burntorangebongos 10747]

sucks because I can't make it embed like the OP. I have to use the hyperlink it does the link thing below

test test

https://twitter.com/FroggyBottomPnd/status/977393624420880384

 

 

yeah, I figured it out!!!!

Edited March 26, 2018 by bongos55

[Cleo McDowell 20]

Just now, bongos55 said:

 

test test

https://twitter.com/FroggyBottomPnd/status/977393624420880384

Test failed 

[CowboyFred 1151]

4 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

This is great

 

1, x/kill it with fire

[williemackgarza 1826]

Uhhh, Ted Cruz is a FAT piece of shit

[Longboard Horn 40383]

Isn’t he the zodiac killer?

[bad_teammate 13218]

I see Beto shit EVERYWHERE in the Piney Point/Hunter's Creek area. Gives me a smile every time.

[Aqua Buddha 14598]

I saw where his bastard child missed the game winning shot for Duke last night.  

[Anastasis 23479]

that broad has a bad case of troll face.

[Agent47 157]

He's still a piece of shit.

[washparkhorn 9939]

On ‎3‎/‎26‎/‎2018 at 8:23 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

I saw where his bastard child missed the game winning shot for Duke last night.  

I was at the Jazz/Nuggets game and his other bastard child - Grayson Allen - filled in for a hurt Donovan Mitchell. Cruz's kid is no Donovan Mitchell, thank goodness. 

[Incredulity 11678]

Ted looks like he has swallows a lot of aggression,.......

 

along with a lot of pizzas.

[ChickenSandwich 9843]

6 more years

[Longhorn_Fan68 33876]

of a piece of shit senator doing nothing for Texas in the Senate? correct

[Gatorubet 30257]

On 3/25/2018 at 8:45 PM, deadshank said:

Meh

Check out the Nose on Ted.  We is morphing ever closer to Grandpa before our eyes.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[TexArcher 37988]

Right.  Lies from two weeks ago don't count.  Like rapes.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Celery Man 20973]

 

[swraith 347]

On his way to being Samwell Tarly.

 

[RPM 26326]

On 11/21/2018 at 4:18 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

[yoladu 4094]

3 hours ago, Celery Man said:

 

The button on his coat is under a tremendous amount of stress. A beard is not the only thing he grew.

[DigglerontheHoof 21205]

More like Samwell Fupa

[hpslugga 4062]

On 11/15/2018 at 10:15 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

What else would you expect? These people are fucking cowards.

[Foosters 17858]

 

[zork 629]

 

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

I just love how this thread is only a page.  It's the only thing everyone in the CR can agree on.  We just nod our heads and move on.  

[Bookman 4639]

I saw Mark Shields speak last night in San Antonio. He told a story of Ted Cruz asking John McCain why everyone instantly hated him. McCain replied, "it saves a lot of time."

[Longhorn_Fan68 33876]

http://www.metalsucks.net/2018/11/28/nine-inch-nails-trent-reznor-tells-texas-crowd-ted-cruz-was-bugging-to-get-on-the-guest-list-and-i-told-him-to-fuck-off/

[Celery Man 20973]

Ted Cruz hates Johnny Cash

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Ted Cruz pees sitting down.

[Biff Tannen 45692]

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

http://www.metalsucks.net/2018/11/28/nine-inch-nails-trent-reznor-tells-texas-crowd-ted-cruz-was-bugging-to-get-on-the-guest-list-and-i-told-him-to-fuck-off/

Lulz

Quote

Also, everyone knows that Ted Cruz was in Stryper, a band whose members wouldn’t be caught dead at an event so blasphemous as a Nine Inch Nails show.

 

[cactusflinthead 27601]

I see it has already made it here. Consequences of Sound has their version of events here.

https://consequenceofsound.net/2018/11/trent-reznor-calls-out-ted-cruz-texas-video/

[Born to Run 6569]

Ted Cruz doesn’t know how to clean a gun and thinks Hoppes # 9 smells “icky”

[hayden_horn 11362]

5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

http://www.metalsucks.net/2018/11/28/nine-inch-nails-trent-reznor-tells-texas-crowd-ted-cruz-was-bugging-to-get-on-the-guest-list-and-i-told-him-to-fuck-off/

I'm just glad there's a fellow metalsucks fan out there. If you get a chance read the Shatner piece. Its fucking amazing. 

[EuroHorn 3265]

[Bama Chick 28596]

What’s over? This isn’t the Beto vs. Ted thread. Read better - this is the “Ted Cruz Is A Piece Of Shit” thread.

And that particular subject will never be over. Not even when he’s dead.

There will be chapters in history books titled “Ted Cruz Was A Piece Of Shit”.

[Fudge Nuggets 19208]

On 11/27/2018 at 1:20 AM, Celery Man said:

 

Damn, he blowed up over Thanksgiving.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13515]

57 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Damn, he blowed up over Thanksgiving.

He doesn’t have to worry about weight again until 2023 when he officially start running for President again.  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[yaqdum 182]

classic sitcom.

  he's thinking: semper fidelis.

  everybody else is thinking: simpering fool.

Edited December 6, 2018 by yaqdum

[Bama Chick 28596]

He looks like that pervy grade level Earth Science teacher that’s on every high school faculty in America.

Y’all know who I mean.

The one at my high school was named Mr. Head.