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9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol based grand jury
 

 

1.) Funny that it looks like they are calling Ted Cruz an ‘Ass’ - looks like ‘Ass assault’.

2.) We all know that mother fucker was trying to launch a claw right between Cruz’s dead beady eyes.

3.) It’s awesome that he can get off

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When the Claw is outclawed, only outclaws will have claws?  

I know, it's bad.  But we're making a list of these and sending them to his office.  So just buckle in, have a drink, and join.

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57 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

But we're making a list of these and sending them to his office. 

You're making a very nice list for his trash can, just so you know. 

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Each member of that Grand Jury deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom and Astros season tickets for life.

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"It's not so much that we don't find cause for indictment, so much as we just want to punch Senator Cruz.  I mean, all due respect to the law and you can't chuck full cans at people's heads.  But we are just overwhelmed by an innate desire to punch the man's face.  We aren't sure why, we aren't sure we ourselves would be no better than the person charged here today.  But we must, must punch this man.  Case dismissed your honor."  

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On 12/31/2022 at 8:50 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Placeholder post for photos of Ted Cruz wearing TCU gear in the coming days.

 

 

 

Can't find any photos of our dear friend Rafael in TCU garb, but he did wear purple today:

 

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do people actually listen to ted's podcast or is it just another grift?  is there a farm of phones in china just playing the latest of ted's podcasts to bump him up the itunes ranks?

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23 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Can't find any photos of our dear friend Rafael in TCU garb, but he did wear purple today:

Pretty sure that tomorrow, he'll claim to have never heard of TCU.

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7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Just off on his prediction by 148 points. 

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3 hours ago, Satchel said:

What has Cruz done that has directly benefited the citizens of Texas during his time in office? Tweeting all day doesn’t count.

He claims to want term limits on Congress.  We'll see if he's serious the next time he's up.

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30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He claims to want term limits on Congress.  We'll see if he's serious the next time he's up.

He’s already grandfathered himself out in by seeking a third term and doing so without dilemma.

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