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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz


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How pathetic that Cruz addresses the curse by stating the times that he has seen Texas teams win. 
He really is the annoying kid who thinks he can argue his way into being likable.

Yes, Ted, we know that your presence really doesn't affect game outcomes... you're so despicable it's fun to blame these losses on you.
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10 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

How pathetic that Cruz addresses the curse by stating the times that he has seen Texas teams win. 

Also pathetic that this is the thing that bugs him and has him at least a little worried about losing voters. Not bailing on his state and blaming his daughter. Not being a ghoul and forcing rape victims to give birth. Not being the most smarmy, unlikeable human being on the planet. No, being a bad luck charm for local sporting events is the only way to sway Texas voters.

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38 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I wonder if Ted Cruz feels any shame for his role in getting those people killed on Jan. 6, 2021. 

Donald Trump insulted his father, mocked his wife's looks and mental health issues, made fun of him a lot and questioned his worth, and he still sucks up to Trump.

He has no concept of what shame feels like, other than maybe it's that odd emotion he feels after entering his human wife and thrusting for 45 seconds and then climbing off of her when she wakes up.

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7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He has no concept of what shame feels like, other than maybe it's that odd emotion he feels after entering his human wife and thrusting for 45 seconds and then climbing off of her when she wakes up.

I just threw up a little. In my mouth. 

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7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Donald Trump insulted his father, mocked his wife's looks and mental health issues, made fun of him a lot and questioned his worth, and he still sucks up to Trump.

He has no concept of what shame feels like, other than maybe it's that odd emotion he feels after entering his human wife and thrusting for 45 seconds and then climbing off of her when she wakes up.

Ted Cruz has not had sex with his wife for at least 10 years.

Legit or date rape style.

You know it and I know it.

 

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