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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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Wow I didn’t know that, not to be rude but is there a source on that?  I cannot imagine living with a national public figure for a parent, who not only spreads that hate to a huge audience but is also

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/ruben-gallego-hurls-expletives-ted-002927543.html Rep. Ruben Gallego hurled profanity at Sen. Ted Cruz after the Texas Republican worried that Democrats and the media w

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Bama Chick

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Craig Mazin’s absolute hatred of Cruz is the reason I follow him on Twitter.

Yeah, he created “Chernobyl” and stuff but the way he savages Cruz is amazing.

Pro Tip - Don’t be a gross slimy cockface to your college roommate.

Outside the obvious reason, you both might become famous one day and then everyone gets hilarious stories at your expense.

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20 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

They ate Goya for 90 years?

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I have a vagina and I’m from Alabama, so y’all check on his math for me.

I have a penis and I'm from Texas, so I checked on his math for you.

It don't add up.

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FORTY NINE TO ZERO

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new place for RICE talk. 

I just talked to my wife who fled Cuba in the 90s. Not sure about the 90 years bs, but She said Goya is/was everywhere in Cuba.   I personally have seen it in my Cuba travels. 
 

ted is still a piece of shit though. 

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I just talked to my wife who fled Cuba in the 90s. Not sure about the 90 years bs, but She said Goya is/was everywhere in Cuba.   I personally have seen it in my Cuba travels. 
 
ted is still a piece of shit though. 

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The Republicans could have sweeped this election with an ad campaign showing how sexy you could be wearing a mask and toting a semi-automatic. 

I'm way past the point of understanding the Republicans general love affair with hatred and idiocy, but still amazed at how they will chop off their own dick just to taste liberal tears. 

(I do realize that the urge for self-destruction runs pretty strong on the left as well...)

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On 7/11/2020 at 11:37 AM, Xian said:

I just talked to my wife who fled Cuba in the 90s. Not sure about the 90 years bs, but She said Goya is/was everywhere in Cuba.   I personally have seen it in my Cuba travels. 
 

ted is still a piece of shit though. 

Ted Cruz's grandparents ate Commie Beans for 90 years! Ted embraces communist/socialist black beans! Ted's a RED!

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21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I'm fucking cheering for this guy to never wear a mask. This is celebration shit, imo. 

Yeah.  I hope he skips his seat belt, bike helmet, vegetables, and routine doctor visits, too.   Live on the edge, you fat piece of shit.

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1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

The Republicans could have sweeped this election with an ad campaign showing how sexy you could be wearing a mask and toting a semi-automatic. 

I'm way past the point of understanding the Republicans general love affair with hatred and idiocy, but still amazed at how they will chop off their own dick just to taste liberal tears. 

(I do realize that the urge for self-destruction runs pretty strong on the left as well...)

Imagined liberal tears. They do stupid destructive shit then dance around saying, "Hee hee hee! We really got the libs with that one!" Rush confirms with no real evidence or a just a plain lie, and they all ejaculate.

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4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah.  I hope he skips his seat belt, bike helmet, vegetables, and routine doctor visits, too.   Live on the edge, you fat piece of shit.

We're not lucky enough for bad living to take him early. These ghouls always live forever. 

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1000s dying in this state, hospitals overwhelmed, economies in ruin and this motherfucker wants to fight the Mavericks owner over whether guys are going to kneel and if they'll wear government propaganda on their jerseys. 

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Cuban better cool it. He's Cruzin' for a Bruisin'. Word has it that our esteemed senator this fucking gigantic pussy has already asked Gym Jordan to clear out his schedule later this week in case Cuban needs a firm spanking. 

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1000s dying in this state, hospitals overwhelmed, economies in ruin and this motherfucker wants to fight the Mavericks owner over whether guys are going to kneel and if they'll wear government propaganda on their jerseys. 

Once again, Cruz shows zero leadership 

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What a fucking dipshit. Oh, remove regulations to help businesses? That’s not going to pack bars and restaurants, fuckstick. 
 

He should just say the truth: we are ok if people die and get horribly and permanently damaged by this virus. They don’t care if it’s 5 or 10 million people. Just get back to work. 

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