Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

9 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Manly. Musky. Mauve.

IIRC, purple--or shades thereof--is supposed to represent bipartisanship. Dollars to doughnuts, Ted is aware of this and is mocking it because that's just the slimy git he is to do such a thing.

He is as the drought upon Texas soil: devoid of any substance that nourishes its resources and its citizens.

His seditious little posse can mosey on along now.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13586]

16 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

IIRC, purple--or shades thereof--is supposed to represent bipartisanship. Dollars to doughnuts, Ted is aware of this and is mocking it because that's just the slimy git he is to do such a thing.

He is as the drought upon Texas soil: devoid of any substance that nourishes its resources and its citizens.

His seditious little posse can mosey on along now.

Yeah, but that just makes his "I hope I can shoot you" message on a color that's supposed to signify unity even more unintentionally funny.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Yeah, but that just makes his "I hope I can shoot you" message on a color that's supposed to signify unity even more unintentionally funny.

On a Surly level, I can laugh, but he's really not good for America. He could have been an immigrant family success story, and by most metrics that people use nowadays, he is. But those metrics are perverted. I could disagree with some of his policies and still be aware that I am one of 30 million people residing in the state he represents and thus not in the majority, but his perfidy has no limit and he does not seem to care. No sense of shame or humility. No responsibility.

“It often requires more courage to dare to do right than to fear to do wrong.” --Abraham Lincoln.

[Rimbo 26019]

the title of this thread never ceases to make me smile every time I see it

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Grandioso 2592]

^^^ Came here to post that. 

[Grandioso 2592]

 

[thepop 4409]

I’ve lost count of how many times AOC has wrecked Ted on Twitter

[washparkhorn 9939]

Ted retreats to Nixonian politics. Weak. He thinks Republicans are dumb enough to trust anything he says.

Hubris is kryptonite to this type of huckster. Does not thrive in reality based environment. Requires suspension of belief in facts so he can spin a yarn. He believes Texans are dumb enough to fall for his shit.

[tx 3 putt 77235]

27 minutes ago, thepop said:

I’ve lost count of how many times AOC has wrecked Ted on Twitter

 

she just crushes him and he likes the beat downs 

[Fastbreak 3989]

AOC is all cattle

Ted is all hat

[washparkhorn 9939]

 

[Mo Horn 8852]

10 hours ago, Rimbo said:

the title of this thread never ceases to make me smile every time I see it

Every time I see it I want to post "And water is wet"

[Js1 85449]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

she just crushes him and he likes the beat downs 

[Biff Tannen 45695]

12 hours ago, Js1 said:

Joey B dominated In Pittsburgh and you tried to throw out their votes. So eat a fat dick

and you ain’t the senator who represents Pittsburgh  

 

That can’t be real. Does he really think the agreement is about Paris or is he playing to his moron base?

['stache 21825]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That can’t be real. Does he really think the agreement is about Paris or is he playing to his moron base?

Unlike trump Cruz actually has an ounce of intelligence so yeah he’s just playing to the trumpets hoping to take over the role of supreme idiot. He’ll be tweeting grade school nicknames by the end of the year.

[DigglerontheHoof 21207]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Unlike trump Cruz actually has an ounce of intelligence so yeah he’s just playing to the trumpets hoping to take over the role of supreme idiot. He’ll be tweeting grade school nicknames by the end of the year.

And he will fail, miserably.  The dude has zero charisma, he's ugly as homemade soap and he's a total cuckold.  JFC, how did this guy get elected for anything?

[bolverk 29695]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That can’t be real. Does he really think the agreement is about Paris or is he playing to his moron base?

Washpark already answered your question:

6 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Hubris is kryptonite to this type of huckster. Does not thrive in reality based environment. Requires suspension of belief in facts so he can spin a yarn. He believes Texans are dumb enough to fall for his shit.

Until voted out of office, Ted has been proven to be correct. The sad fact is that a slim majority of Texas voters are indeed dumb morons (redundancy recognized).

[pyrohornIII 4817]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

she just crushes him and he likes the beat downs 

He loves it because he thinks she's playing into his hands.  Every comment makes him the martyr for the upright anti socialist 'Murican.   But only fools will martyr a fool.  

[Hookah Horns 3083]

12 hours ago, Js1 said:

Joey B dominated In Pittsburgh and you tried to throw out their votes. So eat a fat dick

and you ain’t the senator who represents Pittsburgh  

 

Does this retarded and worthless cocksucker really think the PCA is about the views of Parisians? I don't even know what to say. 

[bolverk 29695]

3 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Does this retarded and worthless cocksucker really think the PCA is about the views of Parisians? I don't even know what to say. 

While, yes, he is indeed a worthless cocksucker, he doesn't really think that. He's only betting that Texas voters are regarded enough to do so. Until proven otherwise, he's right.

[Thrawn 538]

11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

the title of this thread never ceases to make me smile every time I see it

Literally, every time I see this thread pop up, I say to myself, “Yes, Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.”

 

[Hookah Horns 3083]

16 minutes ago, bolverk said:

While, yes, he is indeed a worthless cocksucker, he doesn't really think that. He's only betting that Texas voters are regarded enough to do so. Until proven otherwise, he's right.

That's clearly what's going on here. I reckon I'm still getting the hang of this post-truth political hellscape.

[Post Oak 20254]

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

[Post Oak 20254]

22 minutes ago, bolverk said:

While, yes, he is indeed a worthless cocksucker, he doesn't really think that. He's only betting that Texas voters are regarded enough to do so. Until proven otherwise, he's right.

Nobody has less respect for their constituents than the GOP

[Hookah Horns 3083]

32 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And he will fail, miserably.  The dude has zero charisma, he's ugly as homemade soap and he's a total cuckold.  JFC, how did this guy get elected for anything?

I ain't ever made soap, but there's no way it looks that fucked up. 

[bolverk 29695]

2 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

That's clearly what's going on here. I reckon I'm still getting the hang of this post-truth political hellscape.

That's the trick, isn't it? Differentiating between the hucksters and the true believers in Congress. You've got the Hawleys and Cruzes in the Senate playing to the rubes, and then the Goehmerts and Boemerts in the Housewho might actually believe all this shit.

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

If not for the good people of Dayton, OH, there would be no peace in Bosnia. 

[bolverk 29695]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If not for the good people of Dayton, OH, there would be no peace in Bosnia. 

Not to mention the King of France whose interests were clearly supported by the Treaty of Versailles...in 1919.

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I ain't ever made soap, but there's no way it looks that fucked up. 

I don’t know. Didn’t the pioneers make soap out of lye and wood ash? That would seem to be about right. 

[Biff Tannen 45695]

44 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Washpark already answered your question:

Until voted out of office, Ted has been proven to be correct. The sad fact is that a slim majority of Texas voters are indeed dumb morons (redundancy recognized).

I think the vast majority of Texans that vote R could give a fuck who the person on the ballot is.  They are fully brainwashed that R = good and D = trying to destroy your lives.  The only way to beat them is to outnumber them.

[Hookah Horns 3083]

9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That's the trick, isn't it? Differentiating between the hucksters and the true believers in Congress. You've got the Hawleys and Cruzes in the Senate playing to the rubes, and then the Goehmerts and Boemerts in the Housewho might actually believe all this shit.

Oh, those latter two I'm sure are regarded, true believers. 

[Hookah Horns 3083]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think the vast majority of Texans that vote R could give a fuck who the person on the ballot is.  They are fully brainwashed that R = good and D = trying to destroy your lives.  The only way to beat them is to outnumber them.

Only a matter of time, thankfully. Would sure help hasten things if the RGV doesn't go off the reservation like they did this election. I still need to figure out what happened down there. 

[Biff Tannen 45695]

4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Only a matter of time, thankfully. Would sure help hasten things if the RGV doesn't go off the reservation like they did this election. I still need to figure out what happened down there. 

A lot of hispanics are just as dumb as white people?

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

58 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

...he's ugly as homemade soap ...

Doesn't matter so much to me. Sure, it's easy to go that route since I don't like him, but tbh, most Americans are just average ordinary people. Even Ken Paxton who is as dirty as they come--I don't pay much if any attention to his eye injury--I guess I watched too much Mr. Rogers. It's what's on the inside that matters most.

 

[Js1 85449]

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

A lot of hispanics are just as dumb as white people?

Socialism, defund the police, party of lockdowns. They were ripe to be picked off. 

[Hookah Horns 3083]

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

A lot of hispanics are just as dumb as white people?

No doubt about that. But it's been a reliably democratic region for as long as I've been paying attention, including in 2016, and then there's the whole trump crusade against immigrants and brown people in general. So it's a little perplexing. 

[gyroprotagonist 2594]

I think he should be investigated for voter fraud and need to defend against 50 lawsuits

[Biff Tannen 45695]

7 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

No doubt about that. But it's been a reliably democratic region for as long as I've been paying attention, including in 2016, and then there's the whole trump crusade against immigrants and brown people in general. So it's a little perplexing. 

Oh I agree.  It makes zero fucking sense.  The only explanation I have is there are a lot of stupid people everywhere.

[Hookah Horns 3083]

8 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Doesn't matter so much to me. Sure, it's easy to go that route since I don't like him, but tbh, most Americans are just average ordinary people. Even Ken Paxton who is as dirty as they come--I don't pay much if any attention to his eye injury--I guess I watched too much Mr. Rogers. It's what's on the inside that matters most.

 

I doubt most people consciously factor in attractiveness when voting. But being ugly sure doesn't help in the horse race. Hell, just being bald has been a handicap since the rise of television. 

[Hookah Horns 3083]

4 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

I think he should be investigated for voter fraud and need to defend against 50 lawsuits

Hilarious. I can't believe I haven't seen that one, but I'm not at all surprised it exists. 

[DaysOff 7961]

Apparently The Lincoln Project has put Ted in their crosshairs. can'twait.gif

[Fudge Nuggets 19209]

Motion to change thread title to "Ted Cruz is a fat piece of shit" for better accuracy.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh I agree.  It makes zero fucking sense.  The only explanation I have is there are a lot of stupid people everywhere.

Perhaps some of it is jobs? The increased enforcement, construction, etc may be putting money in people's pockets? The GOP strategy in Florida was through a Trump Spanish language radio blitz that worked pretty well. I don't know if they did much in the RGV, but in the documentary about Florida during Bush-Gore they discussed the way the Elian Gonzalez affair was used as a wedge issue. Fear is always a short term strategy and it's difficult to get people to thinking in longer terms sometimes, but maybe having a ground force that is good with visionary strategies that work can illustrate how immigrant citizens working puts more money in people's pockets for a longer length of time would help.

[DigglerontheHoof 21207]

19 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Doesn't matter so much to me. Sure, it's easy to go that route since I don't like him, but tbh, most Americans are just average ordinary people. Even Ken Paxton who is as dirty as they come--I don't pay much if any attention to his eye injury--I guess I watched too much Mr. Rogers. It's what's on the inside that matters most.

 

True, but if he's an ugly piece of shit on the inside, who the fuck cares?  I choose to despise the whole enchilada. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I doubt most people consciously factor in attractiveness when voting. But being ugly sure doesn't help in the horse race. Hell, just being bald has been a handicap since the rise of television. 

I agree that it probably isn't conscious, but it is a little like people thinking that all rich people must somehow be better/smarter and all poor people stupid and undeserving. For all the Bible beating, some folks don't actually comprehend what the book says about that way of thinking.

[Born to Run 6569]

Ted retreats to Nixonian politics. Weak. He thinks Republicans are dumb enough to trust anything he says.
Hubris is kryptonite to this type of huckster. Does not thrive in reality based environment. Requires suspension of belief in facts so he can spin a yarn. He believes Texans are dumb enough to fall for his shit.

They are.

[TXSG8R 3362]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And he will fail, miserably.  The dude has zero charisma, he's ugly as homemade soap and he's a total cuckold.  JFC, how did this guy get elected for anything?

its not that hard in most red states. 

[Js1 85449]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Perhaps some of it is jobs? The increased enforcement, construction, etc may be putting money in people's pockets? The GOP strategy in Florida was through a Trump Spanish language radio blitz that worked pretty well. I don't know if they did much in the RGV, but in the documentary about Florida during Bush-Gore they discussed the way the Elian Gonzalez affair was used as a wedge issue. Fear is always a short term strategy and it's difficult to get people to thinking in longer terms sometimes, but maybe having a ground force that is good with visionary strategies that work can illustrate how immigrant citizens working puts more money in people's pockets for a longer length of time would help.

In Florida, they used SOCIALISM and swamped the air/social media with false attacks on Democrats to appeal to the Cuban/Venezuelans. 

In Texas, Republicans really ran with "Democrats want to defund the police and lock everyone down," which really hurt because Hispanics are actually pro-police and of course, lockdowns hurt them disproportionately.