Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

[Biff Tannen 45,491]

53 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I've had zero personal interactions with him, and yet I think he's an unlikeable dick

lol, wtf is that last one?

[Haphap 741]

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This is what I don't get about him wanting to run for President -- it seems that literally no one likes him, but he's going to run for President.  Even when he's getting dragged on twitter, there are very, very few people defending him.  

I would think any challenger in a primary could just run ads "Ted Cruz was born in Canada, he's not a real American". And all the non Texan red necks/country/Trumpers will be against him.  

[Js1 85,095]

20 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I would think any challenger in a primary could just run ads "Ted Cruz was born in Canada, he's not a real American". And all the non Texan red necks/country/Trumpers will be against him.  

Native Texans voted for Beto

Ted won the transplants.

[Pig Bellmont 8,691]

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,415]

On 2/14/2021 at 9:24 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s an even worse looking mullet than Mike Gundy’s.

Business in the front, insurrection in the back!

Edited February 16, 2021 by Hornius Emeritus

[Nivek 16,852]

17 hours ago, Js1 said:

Native Texans voted for Beto

Ted won the transplants.

 Anecdotally, I know more natives that voted for Ted Cruz than I do that voted for Beto.  I am a transplant (from the late 90s) my wife wa born in Missouri but raised in Texas since she was 1, also voted for Beto.  My friends from Tennessee also voted for Beto.  

[Dr. Teeth 5,828]

Texans are without power and he is trying to get The Babylon Bee some extra followers. That should be a main talking point for anyone running against him.

[tantric superman 4,667]

As a native Texan, I can attest that most of us are dumb shits.

[C-Man 27,041]

2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

 

 

[RomaVicta 29,775]

23 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This is what I don't get about him wanting to run for President -- it seems that literally no one likes him, but he's going to run for President.  Even when he's getting dragged on twitter, there are very, very few people defending him.  

 

22 hours ago, South Austin said:

I know a handful of people who’ve had interactions with him, and they all say that he comes off as an unlikeable dick.

 

19 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I would think any challenger in a primary could just run ads "Ted Cruz was born in Canada, he's not a real American". And all the non Texan red necks/country/Trumpers will be against him.  

 

1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

As a native Texan, I can attest that most of us are dumb shits.

Texans would never vote for a spoiled, failed New York rich boy that nobody likes. We're different!

We're idiots. Take it away, Tantric Superman. His post, calling it like he sees it, is one of the few things still Texan about this place.

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,093]

Still a piece of shit.

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1361833252567179266?s=20

[4th&Five 41,457]

 

[Post Oak 20,183]

36 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Still a piece of shit.

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1361833252567179266?s=20

Let's not be fooled.  He doesn't give one shit about Texans without power.  He cares only about himself.  

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

Ted's Canadian, he's used to the cold.  

[Js1 85,095]

8 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Ted's Canadian, he's used to the cold.  

Very Obviously Human Being and Not Many Alien Beings Ted Cruz understands your pain. 

[Brandywine 1,312]

On 2/14/2021 at 8:41 PM, dingleberryswitzer said:

I'm all honesty, that mullet might be the coolest thing about him right now.  He's gone head first into "don't give a fuck" mode.  

He also looks like he’s gained a lot of weight and his suits don’t fit him anymore.

[HornOnTheBayou 8,881]

3 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

He also looks like he’s gained a lot of weight and his suits don’t fit him anymore.

He really is trying to emulate his Cheeto God.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

5 hours ago, Brandywine said:

He also looks like he’s gained a lot of weight and his suits don’t fit him anymore.

Holy shit, I need to not read Surly when drunk.  I seriously don't remember posting that

[brakeman 28,227]

[TexasEd 8,064]

Is this Rafael headed to Cancun?  Thoughts?

 

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,093]

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

Is this Rafael headed to Cancun?  Thoughts?

 

 

I wish it were him, but I do not think it is.  That being said, if it is, everyone should hammer him relentlessly.

[bluto 4,883]

Nope

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

If it's not, I feel very, very, very sorry for this doppelganger. He didn't choose this.

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

Is this Rafael headed to Cancun?  Thoughts?

 

 

Not him. But I do feel bad for that guy having to go through life looking almost like Ted Cruz. He drew a bad hand. 

[Biff Tannen 45,491]

Nope. Not him. 

[Celery Man 20,882]

 

[Celery Man 20,882]

Not 100% convinced but it does look like the same mask.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Oh. It’s him.

Note, that’s Heidi, his daughter, and the police escort.

[Hmbre97 6,297]

Read further in that Twitter thread. It is him. Either that or he has a doppelganger with the exact same forehead wrinkles. Not to mention their wives are doppelgangers as well...

[Bama Chick 28,596]

And check out Cancun Ted’s sneakers.

[tchookem 3,900]

Oh. It’s him.




Note, that’s Heidi, his daughter, and the police escort.

Wanna get away?

[Bama Chick 28,596]

I expect the memes and the absolute Twitter roasting resulting from this to be legendary.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Meanwhile, Beto was doing this tonight.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

Can we get a clear right hand photo? That giant fucking Princeton class ring would be a dead giveaway.

[Matuka 1,305]

check out the ears...

 

 

[Matuka 1,305]

Spoiler

 

check out the ears...

 

 

Edited February 18, 2021 by Matuka
dammit

[Dr. Teeth 5,828]

Favorite hashtag so far is #FledCruz. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Can we get a clear right hand photo? That giant fucking Princeton class ring would be a dead giveaway.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Favorite hashtag so far is #FledCruz. 

I like that and Flyin’ Ted.

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

Weren’t we all laughing at some busted haircut like a week ago? These must be old photos.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Cancun Ted in Mexico 2019



Tonight



Same tote bag with yellow tag. And the previously noted shoes.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Weren’t we all laughing at some busted haircut like a week ago? These must be old photos.

Nah someone compared the arrival/departure screens and they show today’s date and the time matches with a scheduled flight to Cancun that left today.

And now DC reporters are confirming it.

It’s him and he flew to Cancun today.

[Ted Lange 16,041]

He is taking a page out of the Trump playbook.  Just keep creating new things for people to be mad at, flood the zone.  This has to be a troll job    He’ll claim there was some legit reason to go, and this is just another media hit piece against the always persecuted conservatives....

[Radical Larry 28,528]

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

28 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Nah someone compared the arrival/departure screens and they show today’s date and the time matches with a scheduled flight to Cancun that left today.

And now DC reporters are confirming it.

It’s him and he flew to Cancun today.

Believe me I WANT IT TO BE REAL... but where’s the atrocious mullet from last week?

 

[Gengs1 2,583]

If the Dems had any sense, they could verify the flight details and if he left the county via tsa/state department and go tomorrow on national tv and reticule him and the RS, they should be screaming about this and have a single message to the voters. Take a page out of Rs playbook

of course the Ds are pussy and won’t. 

 

[bluto 4,883]

Thinking I was wrong with my Nope. There’s another pic from a sky lounge with his mask off, same sweater.

[Updawg 2,261]

either way him and cornyn have been worthless during this whole disaster. Fuck them all. Just like they have been for the last XX years. Fuck them all

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,093]

I am so glad I was wrong.  Glad it is him.  Fuck him.

1.  In the middle of the pandemic, flying to Mexico, because fuck everyone.

2.  In the middle of the Winter Apocalypse, flying to Mexico and saying Fuck Texas.

Fuck his ass.  He needs to be gone.  Is there ANYWAY for the voters to recall a sitting Senator?