Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19305]

 

 

[Js1 87181]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

God, I hope he runs. 

The last astronaut to run in a presidential year in a red state with the last name Kelly is now in the Senate, so....

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

That would be more confusing than Julian/Joaquin. God help us if Bezos or Dr. Evil are called to testify.

[Covri 6368]

It’s true Ted is in Cancun, saw this picture of him this morning heading to the beach:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Anastasis 23718]

 

 

 

 

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19305]

 

 

[Bateshorn 9991]

Oh, the Times just picked it up.

[UncleSonny 6798]

 

 

[Brisketexan 106890]

Meanwhile, Beto was doing this tonight.

Yep. My wife got messaged. Beto activated his entire campaign network to phone tree and check on people, and try to match needs with help.

If I was a Texas senator right now, I would have me and my entire staff on round the clock efforts to coordinate with the feds, the POTUS, FEMA, and would be doing all I could to coordinate with local authorities and their needs. That’s literally a senator’s job - take care of your constituents. Dinesh is - as always - 100% full of shit.

Ted, on the other hand, is a genuine sociopath. Seriously, he’s fucking sick. He has zero humanity, empathy, or sympathy. He is a sick human being, and should have no leadership role - not even manager at a McDonald’s.

He’s evil. It’s not more complicated than that.

[Degenerate Gardner 4159]

In Ted’s defense, he’s just witnessed multiple impeachment acquittals, armed insurrections and pardons galore without a hint of consequence to politicians. Accountability is deader than Rush Limbaugh. Why not go to Cancun?

[Michael Knight 13217]

 

[Bateshorn 9991]

I had a buddy who worked for a Maine Senator during the 98 ice storm.  They worked round the clock shifts to help match local aid with people in need. Cots in offices type stuff.  The Senators themselves were both working lines when they weren’t sleeping and eating. this went on for a week.

Edited February 18, 2021 by Bateshorn

[workswithseed 2204]

What the fuck, Ted? Get off your ass and make sure people are okay.

[Ted Lange 16413]

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

 

I think he was hoping ANTIFA would attack him and he could play the victim.    But awesome job pulling away HPD officers, since there is nothing else they could be doing.   What a piece of sh!t

[Bama Chick 28596]

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

 

[South Austin 53222]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

This is satire, right? Tell me it’s satire.

[6th Street 6690]

You think he had time to hit up Coco Bongo last night before leaving?

[Bama Chick 28596]

Somewhere Tom Cotton and Josh Hawley are cackling their soulless asses off.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This is satire, right? Tell me it’s satire.

yes. go watch her other vids

[tx 3 putt 78677]

I thought he legally changed his name to Ted Cruz ?

[Queen Bitch 1692]

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This is satire, right? Tell me it’s satire.

Yes, it is. Blaire's hilarious -- does vacant Southern idiot better than most vacant Southern idiots. 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/meet-blaire-erskine-the-maga-spoofing-comedian-who-duped-michael-moore

[Sbbruin 22143]

3 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Yes, it is. Blaire's hilarious -- does vacant Southern idiot better than most vacant Southern idiots. 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/meet-blaire-erskine-the-maga-spoofing-comedian-who-duped-michael-moore

And very wheelhousy in my book.

[6th Street 6690]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

[Guadaloopy 11129]

I haven’t been this enraged about the actions of a Republican politician since… five days ago. 

[Degenerate Gardner 4159]

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

‘You think America’s sending their best people? No, they’re sending rapists, murderers, and Ted Fucking Cruz!’

[Ted Lange 16413]

Trump is gonna crucify Ted (again) during the 2024 GQP primaries.

 

Ran away to Mexico, LIKE A DOG, with his ugly wife Heidi!   Couldn't even afford business class, SAD!

[Neonmoon 38130]

This just feeds into the rumor that Ted hates Texas. I heard he can’t stand living in Texas. He hates the people and thinks they’re morons. He hates brisket. He hates chili. 

[BrazilHorn 6843]

Fuck this motherfucker. My power came on after like three and a half days of being off, I don't have water and even if I did I would have to fucking boil it. I have two large limbs ready to collapse on my house (one smaller one already has) and this fucktard hightails it to Mexico???

Fuck this piece of shit. His ass should be in his office personally calling people 24x7 checking in, arranging supplies, etc etc

Fuck him.

[gmr548 16698]

This just feeds into the rumor that Ted hates Texas. I heard he can’t stand living in Texas. He hates the people and thinks they’re morons. He hates brisket. He hates chili. 

Fuck at this point I’m here until the last two sentences.

[Pescado_Rojo 19587]

I'm a little surprised he hasn't found a way to fundraise off this. 

[Sbbruin 22143]

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 He hates chili. 

Unless it has a healthy amount of beans.

[Sawbonz 28219]

 

[Bateshorn 9991]

Let’s be honest: if beach front bargains have taught me anything, it’s that Canadians LOVE Mexico. 

[Mo Horn 8937]

 

[sasquatch69 626]

Cane Rosso going hard in the paint

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

 

[Sawbonz 28219]

Piece of shit

 

 

[Jive Turkey 12998]

sasquatch beat me to the punch.

Edited February 18, 2021 by Jive Turkey

[Francisco 2.0 32588]

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

He’s up in 2024. No one will remember by then. 

He could be up in November 2021 and no one that votes for the GOP will remember by then.

 

 

[Bullneck 19519]

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Those are probably non-refundable tickets you fucking animals! 

Cell phone flop out?

[Ted Lange 16413]

 

 

[UncleSonny 6798]

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Piece of shit

 

 

Incredible. Notice the phrasing too, he said that he "flew down with them last night and am flying back this afternoon". If you are sympathetic to Ted (and an idiot) you read that like the plan was always for him to return as quickly as possible today. Simply escorting his poor family to their much needed vacation!

He won't correct that reading when it's used by his allies but he can't be called a liar with it's easily proved that his vacation plan was for a week and he quickly bought a return ticket once he was busted. 

Edited February 18, 2021 by UncleSonny
haha, from the post above looks like his return plan is already getting out

[Js1 87181]

6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Piece of shit

 

 

Yes, because only a "good dad" such as Lord Ted would literally fly to another country and return the next day.   During a pandemic.  And an extreme weather crisis.  When Texans are out of work, with no power or water.  

What a jackass. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Piece of shit

 

 

Always throw the womenfolk under the bus. Well done Ted!

 

Like the meme says, "Rename the energy companies, 'UTERUS' and Texas will regulate the shit out of it."

[Js1 87181]

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

Incredible. Notice the phrasing too, he said that he "flew down with them last night and am flying back this afternoon". If you are sympathetic to Ted (and an idiot) you read that like the plan was always for him to return as quickly as possible today. Simply escorting his poor family to their much needed vacation!

He won't correct that reading when it's used by his allies but he can't be called a liar with it's easily proved that his vacation plan was for a week and he quickly bought a return ticket once he was busted. 

Not to mention Heidi is in the fucking photos.  It doesn't take 2 parents to fly their kids to Cancun.  It was a family vacation. 

Fucking fat ass lying jackass. 

[Bullneck 19519]

 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Always throw the womenfolk under the bus. Well done Ted!

 

Like the meme says, "Rename the energy companies, 'UTERUS' and Texas will regulate the shit out of it."

Was about to post similar thought.  If you're a woman in Ted's orbit; you're a disposable prop for whatever's ailing him.