Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

[Bozo_Casanova 26282]

7 hours ago, Bookman said:

Maybe we should pool our funds and hire a mariachi band to follow around Ted Cruz all day until he's out of office.

I was thinking more along the lines of a pop-up twerk/wet T-shirt/tan-line contest  at his town halls. 
 

edit: but then I remembered he doesn’t have any town halls...

Edited February 21, 2021 by Bozo_Casanova

[Gourmand 7774]

4 hours ago, Heisenberg said:

You can be sure of it.  I’m sure he took many a pasting in his teens. Probably ate lunch by himself unless some bully extorted his lunch money.

There’s that saying “If you want a friend, get a dog.”  Like us, Snowflake the dog knows that Rafael is a piece of shit.

One of my best friends and college roommate was friends with Rafael in his freshman year at Awty. He stopped being friends with him when he told my buddy he was going to hell for being a Jew. 

[cactusflinthead 27594]

 

[pyrohornIII 4809]

7 hours ago, Bookman said:

Maybe we should pool our funds and hire a mariachi band to follow around Ted Cruz all day until he's out of office.

Yes, one that just pops up now and then throughout the next 4 years.   He'd never know when or where.   You send one full time, he could get a restraining order, I would think. Always play the same songs too.

 

 

[cactusflinthead 27594]

 

[Red Five 40664]

14 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

Back off Carlton, she's mine. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

20 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Yes, one that just pops up now and then throughout the next 4 years.   He'd never know when or where.   You send one full time, he could get a restraining order, I would think. Always play the same songs too.

 

 

They only play one song to begin with so that part is covered.

[cactusflinthead 27594]

Because of course there is

 

[SaucyJack 3487]

8 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Preppers I've known my whole life have been mostly older and affluent in Houston and Austin.

folks my age that fit that profile are generally just self reliant for economic reasons and grow/brew what they consume to save dough
ymmv

most of the peppers I know are dead of natural causes having never needed the multi decades worth of worry not even once
their kids trashed just trashed the reserves and moved on


 

"They were all in love with dying, they were doing it in Texas"

[Guest Lobo]

38 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They only play one song to begin with so that part is covered.

The one with the guitarron and trumpet?  Man, I love that song.  

I really hope Cruz sees the Aidy Bryant impression of him last night from SNL.  She hadn't had much time to prepare for it so she missed several notes, but she got the basics down and I want to see his reaction when he realizes he was basically parodied by a cross-dressing woman. 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

3 hours ago, kevwun said:

I'm assuming the standby list?  I hope they can't narrow it down because that person was fucking awesome.

That’s actually public record. United let’s you check flight status on all flights and upgrade list is included, you see the poor sob’s that haven’t gotten an upgrade yet until the flight takes off. I bet it’s about the 6 am rebook.  That’s the one that wouldn’t be public. 

[Chooky 13302]

Remember that time Ted Cruz handed out water when it was 57 degrees outside? 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

Yes, one that just pops up now and then throughout the next 4 years.   He'd never know when or where.   You send one full time, he could get a restraining order, I would think. Always play the same songs too.

 

 

Lol Ben Stiller in heartbreak kid style 

[Guest Lobo]

17 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Remember that time Ted Cruz handed out water when it was 57 degrees outside? 

I like in the last photo, he has his sleeves half-way rolled up.  I'm sure his staffer told him to do that so it looked like he was really putting his back into the volunteer work, but it was in actuality because the heat index on that asphalt was probably 70 degrees and Ted was getting a little balmy.  I mean, not Cancun-kinda balmy, but still.  Seriously the guy walked over a few cases of water between vehicles.  What a fucking Hero.  It's this kinda shit Ted, that makes your daughters not think you're a good Dad.  

[kevwun 15651]

Pretty sure it was the one case of water and he left 2 minutes after the photo op.

[Blotto 23434]

On 2/20/2021 at 10:07 AM, DonkeyCigars said:

It means that Ted Cruz has crossed a line of cowardice that can’t be tolerated. He violated a principle of being a man, no matter his station or party.

I’m done with him, as I hope many others who previously supported and voted for him are as well. Glass half full; that means hopefully if enough people agree, nobody (R or D) will have to suffer Ted Cruz again.

wait....this ridiculous episode is what it took for you to realize that Cruz is a spineless f'n pussy that stands for nothing? It never occurred to you that might be the case after the 2016 GOP primary season? You know, when Trump trashed Cruz's reputation, called his wife ugly, and implicated his father in JFK's assassination?  Cruz tried showing some backbone  by calling out Trump

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“This man is a pathological liar, he doesn’t know the difference between truth and lies … in a pattern that is straight out of a psychology text book, he accuses everyone of lying,” Cruz said as Indiana voters headed to cast their ballots.

“Whatever lie he’s telling, at that minute he believes it … the man is utterly amoral,” Cruz told reporters. “Donald is a bully … bullies don’t come from strength they come from weakness.”

At the convention, he did his best impression of being a man ...

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“I am not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father,” Cruz said at a morning meeting where he faced sharp questions from the Texas delegation in Cleveland.

But when it became immediately clear to Cruz that there was no place in the GOP for anybody that didnt worship Trump, Ted suddenly became one of the biggest orange jizz guzzlers on the planet. He knew exactly what Trump is, he's on record multiple times. Yet fast forward a few months after the convention...

 

That's your definition of a man? If it takes CancunCruz to make you realize that Cruz is a worthless piece of shit, you're either mentally handicapped or you knew all along and just didn't care. Ill give you the benefit of the doubt on the first point, which is why nobody believes your bullshit about being shocked to suddenly discover what a dishonest pussy Cruz is. The evidence has been in plain view for years, and you just don't care. 

[cactusflinthead 27594]

 

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

4 hours ago, AnTiM said:

 fkn airline wants to know who leaked the info about his trip.  So do I, just to say thanks.

there are tens of thousands of people with the security clearance to accidentally stumble across any flight manifest any where in the world at any time

maybe unicon should find other fish to fry

[Horn Dog 9672]

Just ordered some lunch here in VA at a restaurant where they call out your name to pick up your order.  Got some chuckles when “Cancun Cruz” was announced 

[DonkeyCigars 144]

53 minutes ago, Blotto said:

wait....this ridiculous episode is what it took for you to realize that Cruz is a spineless f'n pussy that stands for nothing? It never occurred to you that might be the case after the 2016 GOP primary season? You know, when Trump trashed Cruz's reputation, called his wife ugly, and implicated his father in JFK's assassination?  Cruz tried showing some backbone  by calling out Trump

At the convention, he did his best impression of being a man ...

But when it became immediately clear to Cruz that there was no place in the GOP for anybody that didnt worship Trump, Ted suddenly became one of the biggest orange jizz guzzlers on the planet. He knew exactly what Trump is, he's on record multiple times. Yet fast forward a few months after the convention...

 

That's your definition of a man? If it takes CancunCruz to make you realize that Cruz is a worthless piece of shit, you're either mentally handicapped or you knew all along and just didn't care. Ill give you the benefit of the doubt on the first point, which is why nobody believes your bullshit about being shocked to suddenly discover what a dishonest pussy Cruz is. The evidence has been in plain view for years, and you just don't care. 

It felt at the time as standard and the messy business of politics, and how it makes for strange bedfellows and one minute you are being nasty with someone and the next they are your boss and you have to kowtow to keep playing the game. Regardless, I said what I said. Good luck with your journey on understanding it or dismissing it. 

[elfenix 34171]

there are tens of thousands of people with the security clearance to accidentally stumble across any flight manifest any where in the world at any time
maybe unicon should find other fish to fry

It's not like an engine on a 777 exploded or anything that they might need to focus their attention on

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20344]

13 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I like in the last photo, he has his sleeves half-way rolled up.  I'm sure his staffer told him to do that so it looked like he was really putting his back into the volunteer work, but it was in actuality because the heat index on that asphalt was probably 70 degrees and Ted was getting a little balmy.  I mean, not Cancun-kinda balmy, but still.  Seriously the guy walked over a few cases of water between vehicles.  What a fucking Hero.  It's this kinda shit Ted, that makes your daughters not think you're a good Dad.  

 

 

The stupid/crazy thing is that his political instincts are so bad that he thought this photo-op was a good idea.  I mean. the entire world knows that if he had his way he'd still be down in Cancun right now, so why make a tweet that ---- even to a Tec Cruz supporter ----- is so obviously hypocritical?  

[Blotto 23434]

26 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

It felt at the time as standard and the messy business of politics, and how it makes for strange bedfellows and one minute you are being nasty with someone and the next they are your boss and you have to kowtow to keep playing the game. Regardless, I said what I said. Good luck with your journey on understanding it or dismissing it. 

Lulz, Cruz and Trump weren't on opposite sides of some nuanced public policy debate. It was two guys accusing each other of being human shitbags. And when Trump alpha-shitbagged all over Cruz's dwindling GOP prospects, Cruz drug his own emasculated ass in line with the rest of the GOP. The fact that this episode didnt clearly identify Cruz in your mind as a spineless coward is quite illuminating. 

[pyrohornIII 4809]

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They only play one song to begin with so that part is covered.

I'm thinking the Cowardly Cucaracha.  

[Bama Chick 28596]

[cactusflinthead 27594]

 

[Guest Lobo]

47 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Senator Cruz connected the meteorologist to Governor Abbott?  Really Ted, that's what you're going with?  Abbott made some serious mistakes during all this, but one thing I know he has access to are abundant meteorologists, both local and with the NWS.  Let me guess Ted, you can't tell us the name of this meteorologist for some reason but he's the same one that also warned Governor Abbott to take seriously Hurricane Harvey and the 2015 floods?  

Did you meet your mystery meteorologist in Canada on Spring Break?  You fucking child.  

[Beau Vine 54001]

11 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Man, SNL has really fallen off a cliff. I could do a better job of this while drunk and high than home dude on the right. Yikes. 

[Macanudo 12926]

7 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Yes, one that just pops up now and then throughout the next 4 years.   He'd never know when or where.   You send one full time, he could get a restraining order, I would think. Always play the same songs too.

 

 

The Benny Hill Theme Song with mariachi flair.  Or All You Ever Do Is Bring Me Down by the Mavericks.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

59 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The Benny Hill Theme Song with mariachi flair.  Or All You Ever Do Is Bring Me Down by the Mavericks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scSwaKbE64

 

[pyrohornIII 4809]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

The Benny Hill Theme Song with mariachi flair.  Or All You Ever Do Is Bring Me Down by the Mavericks.

The Mavericks.  That's a good dance band.    

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Some people are way ahead of y'all:

 

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

Remember, it was a trip for his children.

 

https://www.axios.com/ted-cruz-cancun-college-roommate-birthday-ef53416b-9fec-4a71-912c-7c6dd83397f4.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=editorial&utm_content=politics-tedcruz

 

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In explaining his disastrous Cancún trip, Sen. Ted Cruz failed to mention his college roommate also was along for the fun in the sun.

Axios has learned Cruz (R-Texas) invited David Panton, his longtime friend and former roommate at Princeton and Harvard Law, to join the family getaway.

An aide tells Axios the senator extended the invitation only after the Cruz family planned the vacation last Tuesday.

Panton accepted, and flew to Mexico.

 

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The bottom line: Panton stayed at the Ritz-Carlton, while Cruz schlepped home.

Panton grew up in Jamaica and is now an equity investor based in Atlanta. He didn't respond to Axios requests for comment.

 

[Beau Vine 54001]

[Beau Vine 54001]

This is gonna give me nightmares:

 

[Neonmoon 38127]

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Now that I got a good look at his house:  Can we start putting “River Oaks” in really obnoxious fake quotation marks followed by an eye roll whenever we discuss where he lives?  

Looks like houses on Locke Lane behind Chuys 

[tx 3 putt 76381]

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Looks like houses on Locke Lane behind Chuys 

avalon place i believe 

[Blotto 23434]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

avalon place i believe 

quick google search yields 3028 Ella Lee Ln. 

[4th&Five 41461]

 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

Now that I got a good look at his house:  Can we start putting “River Oaks” in really obnoxious fake quotation marks followed by an eye roll whenever we discuss where he lives?  

River Fauxks

[tx 3 putt 76381]

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

mother fucking this, that piece of shit was supposed to quarantine for 7 days !!!!

*I went to cancun in Oct and didn't quarantine when I got back. I honestly didn't even think about it. 

[Mole 4320]

2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Some people are way ahead of y'all:

 

It’s been a tough year for musicians. I appreciate Ted’s entrepreneurial spirit in creating work for musicians.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20344]

We should set up a faux beach cabana out there with lawn chairs and those drinks with pink umbrellas in them, then play conjunto and tejano on loadspeakers and dance.

[fattyflattie 4636]

On 2/21/2021 at 1:06 AM, Born to Run said:

trading all their ammo, treasure and food buckets for booze within days.

Here for the ammo trading. Have all sorts of booze. 

[henrygandorf 29177]

18 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Have all sorts of booze. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

I have mixed feelings about people picketing outside of politician's homes. Would we want a reasonable moderate politician to be faced with Q-Anon protesters outside they're house for days or months?

But, Ted deserves his punishment for his lack of service to Texans. No one asked him to be a senator and now he has to deal with unhappy constituents. 

Regardless I feel sorry for his neighbors having to deal with protesters and living next to Ted.  shudder.

[pyrohornIII 4809]

9 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I have mixed feelings about people picketing outside of politician's homes. Would we want a reasonable moderate politician to be faced with Q-Anon protesters outside they're house for days or months?

But, Ted deserves his punishment for his lack of service to Texans. No one asked him to be a senator and now he has to deal with unhappy constituents. 

Regardless I feel sorry for his neighbors having to deal with protesters and living next to Ted.  shudder.

Yes, Ted has gone above and beyond in ignoring his constituents.   So these front yard protests are acceptable considering his inactions.  

Imagine going to the tax office and demanding a devaluation of property because Ted is your neighbor.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

4 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Yes, Ted has gone above and beyond in ignoring his constituents.   So these front yard protests are acceptable considering his inactions.  

Imagine going to the tax office and demanding a devaluation of property because Ted is your neighbor.

That neighborhood and area is not going to allow it to continue for too long. And while their first reaction will be to ask the city/cops to remove the protesters, the homeowner's group wouldn't have a problem telling Ted to find another place to live.

[Da Fino 2740]

12 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

River Fauxks

Pretty much. It's technically avalon place. 

[cactusflinthead 27594]

38 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

That neighborhood and area is not going to allow it to continue for too long. And while their first reaction will be to ask the city/cops to remove the protesters, the homeowner's group wouldn't have a problem telling Ted to find another place to live.

I'd be willing to bet the neighborhood hired the band or they have the approval of the neighbors.

Q and Magats have been protesting outside of targeted households for a long time.