Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

[TexArcher 37519]

2 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

This quote will not age well for the esteemed senator from Texas.

And now I'm trying to recall who was the last esteemed senator from Texas...

[miguelito 11220]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

And now I'm trying to recall who was the last esteemed senator from Texas...

Sam Houston?

[Bullneck 18987]

Lloyd Bentsen.

[elfenix 34171]

Quote

if you go to a public college or university." 

#coastalelitesliketed

[Brandywine 1313]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He looks like Fidel Castro there. What a piece of shit. I’m ashamed and embarrassed to call him my Senator. 

[tx 3 putt 76400]

damn he really hit those cancun buffets !

[elfenix 34171]

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

damn he really hit those cancun buffets !

#obeselikeus

[UpperWestside 6136]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

#obeselikeus

I won’t fat shame him because there are a plethora of things he has done that in normal times would have had him removed from office. All I can think of looking at that picture is I see someone who looks to be depressed. I still want to see him removed from his seat because he is not actually performing any of the duties he should be as an elected official and, you know, his actions that helped incite people to commit seditious acts on January 6th. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19092]

 

 

[Bullneck 18987]

16 hours ago, Brandywine said:

He looks like Fidel Castro there. What a piece of shit. I’m ashamed and embarrassed to call him my Senator. 

I spent 5 minutes last night looking at photos of Castro trying to pick the one that best matched Cruz.  I couldn't find one that had "it" but as you say the resemblance is there.

[cactusflinthead 27594]

 

[JimmyJames 12271]

On 3/27/2021 at 11:51 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Needs more mariachi band.

[Biff Tannen 45499]

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Why is that worthy of a ban?

[cactusflinthead 27594]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why is that worthy of a ban?

Prolly because some GQP got all offended and reported it.

 

[Guest Lobo]

On 3/27/2021 at 6:20 PM, Beau Vine said:

This is actually Cruz doing the Bellamy salute in tribute to Trump's wall.  He's doing it with his left arm because his right hand is concealing a pocket hot dog.  RAFAEL/RAFI BOMB:

 

[F250 28691]

On 3/27/2021 at 6:20 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

It's like an ad for a cologne named Chimichanga with the campaign slogan being "Hot Fat and Sweaty."

He looks like he oozes bacon grease.

 

 

 

[tantric superman 4667]

On 3/28/2021 at 10:05 PM, miguelito said:

Sam Houston?

JT.

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

On 3/25/2021 at 12:38 PM, Sawbonz said:

Yeah that’s stupid all around. What do you think their response would be if asked to put their mask up?

‘We’ve both been fully vaccinated but, if you want us to, we will.’

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

On 3/25/2021 at 12:43 PM, Beau Vine said:

Gotdam, I just literally got off right-wing twitter and this was one of the talking points.

 

Congrats.

That’s why it’s a waste of time trying to have a conversation with a parrot.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

14 hours ago, F250 said:

 

It's like an ad for a cologne named Chimichanga with the campaign slogan being "Hot Fat and Sweaty."

He looks like he oozes bacon grease.

 

 

 

He does but not good bacon, he probably smells like Canadian bacon grease.

[TDunk 590]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

that glass floor was not designed for those point loads

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

i love her

[Beau Vine 54003]

You think she'd be exhausted from dragging his fat ass continually.

[Francisco 2.0 32342]

 

 

[TwiceHorn 31283]

I'm on Ted's mailing list because I have emailed him on numerous issues.

He sent this longcat email about his border bs and blaming Biden.

I just replied that "This is hogwash.  You should be ashamed of yourself."

I restrained myself from my usual invective-filled rant. That seems like bad idea jeans.

[South Austin 52144]

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I'm on Ted's mailing list because I have emailed him on numerous issues.

He sent this longcat email about his border bs and blaming Biden.

I just replied that "This is hogwash.  You should be ashamed of yourself."

I restrained myself from my usual invective-filled rant. That seems like bad idea jeans.

Wow, you really told him.

[HenryJames 65890]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21065]

25 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I'm tempted to buy the book.

[brakeman 28253]

[Biff Tannen 45499]

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Wow, you really told him.

Told his no reply email, more like.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Love the clip, not sure if I could deal with a blottoed Cinci accent for an entire book.

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

LOL that was worth the wait.

[SydneyCarton 47884]

4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Love the clip, not sure if I could deal with a blottoed Cinci accent for an entire book.

 

 

[Devil Anse 0]

 

Wasn’t he in a Buckhorn Beer ad?


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[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Love the clip, not sure if I could deal with a blottoed Cinci accent for an entire book.

 

Wine: The Segue Solvent

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20344]

23 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Love the clip, not sure if I could deal with a blottoed Cinci accent for an entire book.

 

There needs to be a word for when you read something on the internet and think it's so good that you need to run to Surly to post it only to find out that some other Surly poster already has. I propose "surlyfreude."  

[High Plains Drifter 10977]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

There needs to be a word for when you read something on the internet and think it's so good that you need to run to Surly to post it only to find out that some other Surly poster already has. I propose "surlyfreude."  

 

surly-scooped  

 

 

[DDD Dad 14252]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

There needs to be a word for when you read something on the internet and think it's so good that you need to run to Surly to post it only to find out that some other Surly poster already has. I propose "surlyfreude."  

 

17 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

surly-scooped  

 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

There needs to be a word for when you read something on the internet and think it's so good that you need to run to Surly to post it only to find out that some other Surly poster already has. I propose "surlyfreude."  

Gil Bang’ed.

[SydneyCarton 47884]

8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Gil Bang’ed.

That doesn’t work. Gil posts it anyway, 2-3 days late, possibly multiple times. His suggestion implies folks read the thread and recognized to not post it. That’s like a G-Bang antithesis. 

[Underdog 28457]

22 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Gil Bang’ed.

That only goes for Threads being started by Gil Bang. 

[Francisco 2.0 32342]

WTF is wrong with this piece of shit:

 

 

 

 

Edited April 3, 2021 by Francisco 2.0

[Underdog 28457]

Don't think there's enough time or bandwidth to tell you wtf is wrong with that piece of shit.  

[Beau Vine 54003]

There is nothing consistently funnier than reading the replies to a Ted Cruz tweet.  EVERYONE fucking hates him.  Every time he tweets, he gets 200+ insults.  

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

WTF is wrong with this piece of shit:

 

 

 

 

Only reply that needs to be made.

[TexArcher 37519]

57 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

WTF is wrong with this piece of shit:

 

 

 

 

No Shiner, you pandering Canadian pussy?

[4th&Five 41461]

 

Edited April 3, 2021 by 4th&Five