Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,843]

37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How, HOW, do Texans keep voting for this guy?  He is the most disliked person in his own horrid party.  That takes some really top level assholery.

same way McConnell got re-elected with something like a 20% approval rating. nothing fishy going on, I'm sure

[Bullneck 18,987]

On 4/5/2021 at 10:59 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Of all things he does, this t-shirt fan routine pisses me off the most.  Other than people freezing to death while he goes to Cancun.  He wore a Tech shirt or had (not gonna look it up) in 2019.  

[elfenix 34,171]

same way McConnell got re-elected with something like a 20% approval rating. nothing fishy going on, I'm sure

McConnell at least brings a fuck ton of money to Kentucky.

[4th&Five 41,461]

fat fuck wearing a fit bit to measure his 1,500 steps.  

[Beau Vine 54,003]

 

[4th&Five 41,461]

his parents know all about accidents.

[Scheiss Meister 8,399]

On 4/13/2021 at 11:52 AM, Macanudo said:

Looks like Santa Anna's uniform.    And Trump's about a successful too.  

You do know that Santa Anna was kicked out of his presidency and regained it seven or eight times, right?  I hope that he is far less successful than Santa Anna.

[WhatTheBuck 28,713]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Some people did something. 

[Pancho 44,487]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,713]

Roger Marshall trying to make a name for himself.  

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,344]

Ted Cruz triggered by a Dan Rather tweet.
 

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,344]

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Of all things he does, this t-shirt fan routine pisses me off the most.  Other than people freezing to death while he goes to Cancun.  He wore a Tech shirt or had (not gonna look it up) in 2019.  

 

And with all the great beer available in Texas, a Texas senator is drinking a Samuel Adams.
 

[Bullneck 18,987]

7 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Is this better or worse than being the only guy to vote against a sex trafficking bill?

Edited April 15, 2021 by Bullneck

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,843]

Lol, sorry Ted. I think Texans have more respect for Mr Rather, an actual Texan, than your Canadian ass.

[Biff Tannen 45,499]

12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Ted Cruz triggered by a Dan Rather tweet.
 

 

Holy shit.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

Ted just went after the real Big Dan. That may not go like Ted thinks it's going to go.

[Nolacycling 893]

On 4/13/2021 at 8:43 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

I guaran-fucking-tee you there's a sketch somewhere of exactly that. 

[Bullneck 18,987]

The video is definitely worth watching:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/josh-hawley-big-lie-mobs_n_6079afc7e4b09614f9b5b694

[Horn_Spanker 524]

How about "Both Texas Senators are a Pieces of Shit"?

[Gatorubet 30,115]

I was surprised Trump never asked for a military uniform with a bunch of medals. 

Had he got his military parade you would have seen it. With his giant, gleaming, 24 carat self-awarded ‘Medal of American Eagle Patriot Valor’ hanging from his fat neck.

[GreenspointTexas 9,567]

He says hes done wearing masks and will no longer wear one inside the capitol building

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

He says hes done wearing masks and will no longer wear one inside the capitol building

I. Am. So. Tired. Of. This. Hemorrhoid. In. Government.

[wildcat09 29,258]

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

He says hes done wearing masks and will no longer wear one inside the capitol building

I'd pay good money to see a Dem senator Sumner him. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,713]

30 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I'd pay good money to see a Dem senator Sumner him. 

I’d pay good money to see someone Chauvin him. 

[Beau Vine 54,003]

Edited April 22, 2021 by Beau Vine

[UDontKnow 10,439]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He tweets this and is fully aware that this is happening: https://www.eia.gov/todayinenergy/detail.php?id=47636

[Michael Knight 12,898]

 

[4th&Five 41,461]

You didn't see us pack courts!!!

[threesheets 1,652]

Rafa thought he was taking a selfie.  SIAP.

 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I wouldn't mind the lies so much if they weren't so stupid. Don't fucking insult my intelligence, you fat fucking goober. 

[pyrohornIII 4,809]

On 4/19/2021 at 10:29 AM, Mrs Whiggins said:

I. Am. So. Tired. Of. This. Hemorrhoid. In. Government.

He can't go public sector.  NO ONE likes him, except the fools around us who keep falling for his schtick.  There's no lobbying or think tank waiting for him, because NO ONE likes him.  Not even his family or dog.

 

On 4/14/2021 at 11:15 AM, Bullneck said:

Of all things he does, this t-shirt fan routine pisses me off the most.  Other than people freezing to death while he goes to Cancun.  He wore a Tech shirt or had (not gonna look it up) in 2019.  

Beer should be a corona.  Or does our other dumbass senator have the rights on that one?  

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[Planet Houston 4,923]

Goddammit it’s Vulvarine and that’s all there is to it. Someone on here coined the term and it’s fucking perfect. 

[Planet Houston 4,923]

Although that’s super offensive to vulvas now that I think about it more. They don’t deserve the stink that is Ted Cruz. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,713]

43 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I wouldn't mind the lies so much if they weren't so stupid. Don't fucking insult my intelligence, you fat fucking goober. 

It’s pathetic watching Republicans try to copy Trump’s reality tv approach to politics. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s pathetic watching Republicans try to copy Trump’s reality tv approach to politics. 

Josh Hawley is staying consistently clean shaven and slimy, but Cruz looks like a man who doesn't know whether he should comb his hair or not, shave his face or not, and lastly whether he wants to wear his camo vest or his bathrobe. Like he's trying on personalities and can't decide. With a minor exception from the start, all he's ever done is be a government man, so dressing up like an outsider is a LARP for him, but it's a bad fit, like his britches.

[Red Five 40,665]

He's gained so much weight that he should probably just keep the beard at this point. 

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14 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Josh Hawley is staying consistently clean shaven and slimy, but Cruz looks like a man who doesn't know whether he should comb his hair or not, shave his face or not, and lastly whether he wants to wear his camo vest or his bathrobe. Like he's trying on personalities and can't decide. With a minor exception from the start, all he's ever done is be a government man, so dressing up like an outsider is a LARP for him, but it's a bad fit, like his britches.

It's like he doesn't have a wife around to tell him when he looks like shit.

Or he does have a wife around, and she doesn't care if he looks like shit.

[WhatTheBuck 28,713]

11 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Josh Hawley is staying consistently clean shaven and slimy, but Cruz looks like a man who doesn't know whether he should comb his hair or not, shave his face or not, and lastly whether he wants to wear his camo vest or his bathrobe. Like he's trying on personalities and can't decide. With a minor exception from the start, all he's ever done is be a government man, so dressing up like an outsider is a LARP for him, but it's a bad fit, like his britches.

I’ve compared Ted Cruz to Frank Burns before, the “chinless wonder” from MASH. Sometimes men grow beards to hide the fact that they have no chin. Don Jr. and Eric both decided to grow beards at the same time and I’m willing to bet that they were advised to do so by some political consultant. Josh Hawley may not be able to grow a beard. I don’t know. He’s a Nazi scumbag but he at least has a chin. Or maybe I should say at most he has a chin. He and Cruz should both be dangling.

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10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's gained so much weight that he should probably just keep the beard at this point. 

Something happened to cause him to completely let himself go.  He's resigkned himself to never being anything but a Senator.

[WhatTheBuck 28,713]

12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's like he doesn't have a wife around to tell him when he looks like shit.

Or he does have a wife around, and she doesn't care if he looks like shit.

I’m not sure she has much motivation after Trump said she looked like shit and Ted got down on his knees and sucked Trump’s little mushroom dick. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 He's resigned himself to never being anything but a Senator.

Don't fool yourself. The evil git actually still thinks he can be President some day.

[WhatTheBuck 28,713]

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Don't fool yourself. The evil git actually still thinks he can be President some day.

This is definitely true. 

[Willfully Horn 7,916]

Lol

[Chewbacca 7,730]

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

He can't go public sector.  NO ONE likes him, except the fools around us who keep falling for his schtick.  There's no lobbying or think tank waiting for him, because NO ONE likes him.  Not even his family or dog.

Yeah, when your 'friends' that you invite on a vacation rat you out to the media, that's a pretty good sign that everyone on earth thinks you're an insufferable prick.

[Underdog 28,457]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

He's gained so much weight that he should probably just keep the beard at this point. 

And hope for a Family Affair reboot so that he can audition for the Mr. French role. 

[Underdog 28,457]

4 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Is that Heidi?  She looks cold and miserable and would rather have stayed down in Cancun.  

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7 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Don't fool yourself. The evil git actually still thinks he can be President some day.

He's given up on the national scene.  The beard is a pathetic attempt to cover up the chins because he's decided gaining weight is no big deal.  He's had a couple of very public fiascos this year.

In an statewide election with 8 million votes, he won reelection by 215,000 votes in the era of Trump.  There's nothing awe-inspiring about that if you are a BMD. And he's up for reelection in 2024 - how much more purple will Texas be by then? If the Democrats are picking off places like Williamson County now, what happens when they start knocking off some of the conservative counties elsewhere?

If he tries to run for President in 2024, well does he really want to give up his Senate seat to be a failed Presidential candidate?  Especially if Trump will probably tap somebody else as his favorite in 2024?

He can't competently run two campaigns in 2024, because that means a lot more people are going to be out to destroy him.  Out of the two, the Senate seat is the only semi-safe election he has a chance of winning.

 

Edited April 23, 2021 by atomheartbevo

[SydneyCarton 47,884]

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He's given up on the national scene.  The beard is a pathetic attempt to cover up the chins because he's decided gaining weight is no big deal.  He's had a couple of very public fiascos this year.

In an statewide election with 8 million votes, he won reelection by 215,000 votes in the era of Trump.  There's nothing awe-inspiring about that if you are a BMD. And he's up for reelection in 2024 - how much more purple will Texas be by then? If the Democrats are picking off places like Williamson County now, what happens when they start knocking off some of the conservative counties elsewhere?

If he tries to run for President in 2024, well does he really want to give up his Senate seat to be a failed Presidential candidate?  Especially if Trump will probably tap somebody else as his favorite in 2024?

He can't competently run two campaigns in 2024, because that means a lot more people are going to be out to destroy him.  Out of the two, the Senate seat is the only semi-safe election he has a chance of winning.

 

Hasnt he sworn this will be his last term as senator with his term limits push a few years back? Can’t wait to see him ignore that tenet he proposed himself. 

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4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Hasnt he sworn this will be his last term as senator with his term limits push a few years back? Can’t wait to see him ignore that tenet he proposed himself. 

If he had Trump’s blessing, I could see him running for President in ‘24.  But he won’t.  Trump will tap somebody else.    Which means Ted would be running against Trump and Trump’s base.  Which means he will get an ass kicking at the polls.  

I think he just runs for re-election.