Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19094]

It’s not a straw man to say that Native American groups have made complaints about the Indians name. That’s a fact. Have all of them done so? I don’t know. I don’t think it matters. How many should it take before you’d agree they should change the name?
I don’t think there’s any rational defense of Chief Wahoo. Against anyone who wants to defend the Indians name or the Chief Wahoo logo, I’m certain I’m standing on higher ground.
Find a Native American group defending the Indians name and we can discuss it further.

Can you quit thread shitting about the Cleveland Indians? It’s getting old and tired really quick.

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

24 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Can you quit thread shitting about the Cleveland Indians? It’s getting old and tired really quick.

‘Waaaa, just let us say stupid shit and don’t respond.’

Fine.

[StassneyHorn 6540]

Ohio is so misunderstood 

[Brian Fantana 6668]

Go back to your noodle chili and shut the fuck up

[Biff Tannen 45500]

Well this thread has officially bottomed out. We need to shut down and retool. 

[Guest Lobo]

^^^ What about a Guest Senator?  

Edited July 27, 2021 by Lobo

[tchookem 3900]

What bothers me the most is that people like Ted for example HAVE to have opinions about everything.  Like, does Ted Cruz (or the “number on this board”) actually give a shit about Cleveland’s baseball team?  
 

He's the worst kind of asshole. He's an asshole whose sole motivation for being an asshole is so that other assholes will like him. So of course he has to anti-virtue signal.

[4th&Five 41461]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well this thread has officially bottomed out. We need to shut down and retool. 

I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that. 

[shakahorn 1628]

On 7/26/2021 at 6:51 AM, Blotto said:

As a Braves fan, I gotta believe Atlanta is on the clock to change names. I know ownership claims they won't change it, but they all will eventually. Hope we do better than Guardians.

Seems like a no-brainer to change it to "Kings."

[elfenix 34180]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well this thread has officially bottomed out. We need to shut down and retool. 

did @NowThis show up?

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Ewwwww. Need a brain wash soap right now, because that mental  image is just ewwwwww.

 

[Nivek 16863]

11 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s not a straw man to say that Native American groups have made complaints about the Indians name. That’s a fact. Have all of them done so? I don’t know. I don’t think it matters. How many should it take before you’d agree they should change the name?

I don’t think there’s any rational defense of Chief Wahoo. Against anyone who wants to defend the Indians name or the Chief Wahoo logo, I’m certain I’m standing on higher ground.

Find a Native American group defending the Indians name and we can discuss it further.

There you go with Chief Wahoo again.   However, I noticed that you didn't condemn putting puppies in ovens.  That is really horrible that you think it is OK to slowly murder puppies that way.   I really shows your lack of character and how little regard for life you have.  I hunt, but at least I practice to shoot for the most ethical and easy kill as possible, where as you, you get off on slowly torturing puppies in ovens.  That is sick.   

I am just going down this line since you obviously cannot hold a reasonable conversation but you roll out a stream of Tucker Carlson-esque nonsense questions.    

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Back on topic

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19094]

Ewwwww. Need a brain wash soap right now, because that mental  image is just ewwwwww.
 

All three of those guys need to get fucked. Fuck them.

[tx 3 putt 76417]

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Ewwwww. Need a brain wash soap right now, because that mental  image is just ewwwwww.
 

All three of those guys need to get fucked. Fuck them.

[UTCzech III 2901]

BOYCOTT NIKE!!!!!!!!

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

I thought this asshole voted at like a 30% clip. Why would he let something stupid like a Senate floor vote interrupt his basketball game?

[DigglerontheHoof 21069]

Cruz playing basketball would make a junior high girls' team look like the NBA Finals. 

[Underdog 28457]

No doubt he's the type to call charges/blocks in pickup games. 

[Macanudo 12928]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he's the type to call charges/blocks in pickup games. 

And hand checking.

[4th&Five 41461]

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Cruz playing basketball would make a junior high girls' team look like the NBA Finals. 

[DDD Dad 14252]

32 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Came here to post this.  Well done.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

6 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he's the type to call charges/blocks in pickup games. 

He definitely travels.

[Underdog 28457]

6 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He definitely travels.

Congrats, you just won the Internet today. 

[ERhine 1894]

Came here to post this.  Well done.

Same.

[Biff Tannen 45500]

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

It’s amazing this exists. Sometimes I feel like the simulation might be on our side. 

[Bullneck 18989]

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s amazing this exists. Sometimes I feel like the simulation might be on our side. 

Oh, there's plenty of embarrassing (to normal people) and illegal shit (to normal people) on camera.  Just getting anyone to do anything about it is the problem.

[atomheartbevo 89452]

56 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s amazing this exists. Sometimes I feel like the simulation might be on our side. 

Just wait until Mackenzie Kelly defeats him in the primary and wins his seat.

[High Plains Drifter 10981]

 

He's in the sub 6 ft, 220 lb+ league.

 

 

[Nivek 16863]

Cruz playing basketball would make a junior high girls' team look like the NBA Finals. 

Bullshit. Cruz is the best at tossing the ball into the basketball ring with only the audible report of the fabric cradling the roundy bouncy thingy.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

On 7/28/2021 at 5:36 PM, Underdog said:

Congrats, you just won the Internet today. 

Thanks, but the glow was short-lived because there is a new day, new champion. To be fair, Ted does supply a lot of material:

 

[AnTiM 1659]

And the answer is, YES, the fkn Republican party.

[Beau Vine 54008]

Busting Ironymeters to hell...

 

[capnamerca 571]

41 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Busting Ironymeters to hell...

 

Every statement is an admission.

[atomheartbevo 89452]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Busting Ironymeters to hell...

1 hour ago, capnamerca said:

Every statement is an admission.

Trump assistant: Hello, Senator Cruz, I'm calling on behalf of President Trump.

Ted Cruz: This is Ted Cruz

Trump assistant: The President had a nasty surprise after he ate a few Big Macs and wants you to fly out to Florida and lick his asshole clean.

[Macanudo 12928]

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump assistant: Hello, Senator Cruz, I'm calling on behalf of President Trump.

Ted Cruz: This is Ted Cruz

Trump assistant: The President had a nasty surprise after he ate a few Big Macs and wants you to fly out to Florida and lick his asshole clean.

You think Ted would really be sad about that?   He'd go gleefully.  

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

28 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You think Ted would really be sad about that?   He'd go gleefully.  

Any chance to leave Texas hell take it

[CowboyFred 1151]

I hate this fucking guy

 

[Updawg 2261]

What a patriot


Fucking assholes

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19094]

On 7/28/2021 at 10:30 AM, UTCzech III said:

BOYCOTT NIKE!!!!!!!!

Workout, right...

[pyrohornIII 4809]

Is that a fitbit?  Wouldn't it be cool to hack that distantly and fuck with his readouts.  Kind of like when they kept switching clothes on ferret face in MASH?  

[Mdhorn 5911]

On 8/10/2021 at 11:35 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Trump assistant: Hello, Senator Cruz, I'm calling on behalf of President Trump.

Ted Cruz: This is Ted Cruz

Trump assistant: The President had a nasty surprise after he ate a few Big Macs and wants you to fly out to Florida and lick his asshole clean.

So Trump would be offering Pence's old job? 

Trump: Ted, it's a trial basis.  We'll see how it goes and then work your way up to the front.  I'll tweet you periodic performance reviews.  

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

I’m torn on Rafael being dotard’s VP.  The good news is Rafael’s blind ambition would lead him to calling up his old man and doing a repeat JFK job. The bad news is obvious.

[Willfully Horn 7920]

Thread title does not hit the mark. It suggests semblance of integrity.

Edited to suggest replacing “piece” with “fountain” or striking the words “a piece of.”

Edited August 11, 2021 by Willfully Horn
Suggestion

[AnTiM 1659]

Cruz is the first Canadian I have ever really despised.  WTG, you pedazo de mierda.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19094]

 

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19094]

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19094]

Oh, also...

https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacheverson/2021/08/16/ted-cruz-made-320000-as-an-author-last-year-his-campaign-bought-153000-worth-of-books/?sh=37eac5052e15

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19094]

 

 

 

[Js1 85119]

CNN won’t cheerlead for Russia, that’s the GQP’s job!