Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

[Underdog 28460]

15 hours ago, Fletch said:

Fuck off, Ted. Dudes a perfect fucking aggy

JFC, Heidi... 

[South Austin 52167]

(The beer holder, not Heidi’s fist).

Edited June 24, 2022 by South Austin
gerp

[Underdog 28460]

20 minutes ago, South Austin said:

(The beer holder, not Heidi’s fist).

 

[Macanudo 12935]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

(The beer holder, not Heidi’s fist).

NowThis approves this post.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

SIAP. Watch to the very end.

 

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19096]

 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

lol

[Beau Vine 54015]

Taking on the Sesame Street puppets, one at a time!  That's how you represent the interests of 28M Texans!

[Guest]

On 6/26/2022 at 2:00 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

SIAP. Watch to the very end.

 

 

Wow. Ted has not aged very well. 

[tx 3 putt 76449]

On 6/24/2022 at 12:50 AM, Fletch said:

Fuck off, Ted. Dudes a perfect fucking aggy

 

i have zero doubts he's into fisting, but good lord - how does the ass take that ???

[Fletch 5799]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i have zero doubts he's into fisting, but good lord - how does the ass take that ???

How high are you?

[Bullneck 19026]

On 6/16/2022 at 11:33 AM, Michael Knight said:

 

Reminds me of those human body exhibits at the museum.

[brakeman 28279]

[Guest]

That's one way to get a warrant for your arrest:

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/houston-area-man-charged-for-threatening-to-kill-senator-ted-cruz

[Chad Fuck 17585]

17 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

That's one way to get a warrant for your arrest:

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/houston-area-man-charged-for-threatening-to-kill-senator-ted-cruz

Sounds like he didn't really hold much back.  

[Fudge Nuggets 19152]

[Gap03 3287]

24 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

That's one way to get a warrant for your arrest:

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/houston-area-man-charged-for-threatening-to-kill-senator-ted-cruz

I think I see where he screwed up ...

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This is one of the many Afro-American constituents ...

 

[Beau Vine 54015]

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

That's one way to get a warrant for your arrest:

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/houston-area-man-charged-for-threatening-to-kill-senator-ted-cruz

The most shocking part of this is that Ted's office checked their voicemail.

[Macanudo 12935]

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The most shocking part of this is that Ted's office checked their voicemail.

Of course they check.   Ted's ego needs to know how many boot lickers he has.

[Beau Vine 54015]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Of course they check.   Ted's ego needs to know how many boot lickers he has.

Our favorite self-exiled name-dropper used to claim that whenever he called Ted's office, either no one would answer or the voice mailbox was full.

[royiv 9174]

This is the first I've seen/heard about this and BuzzFeed is the only place I can see a story about it and I don't consider them the most trustworthy source. Anyone know if this is real? If so, I may need to head over to Ella Lee and watch the procession.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stefficao/ted-cruz-home-visited-by-nra-childrens-museum-buses

[South Austin 52167]

And oldie but goodie.

 

[atomheartbevo 89468]

7 hours ago, royiv said:

This is the first I've seen/heard about this and BuzzFeed is the only place I can see a story about it and I don't consider them the most trustworthy source. Anyone know if this is real? If so, I may need to head over to Ella Lee and watch the procession.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stefficao/ted-cruz-home-visited-by-nra-childrens-museum-buses

It’s a real thing. Cruz’s house was the first stop.

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

That's pretty fucking stark.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33851]

1 minute ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

That's pretty fucking stark.

I feel it's kinda like shoving your dog's nose in its mess. Sometimes required

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

100% agreed.  I love that it's happening, but I'm pissed that it has to happen.

[royiv 9174]

Just now, NameAlreadyInUse said:

100% agreed.  I love that it's happening, but I'm pissed that it has to happen.

And it won't do a damn thing to change his mind. He'll keep on being a shitstain on our democracy and his daughters will continue to hate him and be ashamed to carry his name.

[HenryJames 65904]

[Eskimohorn 5616]

And it won't do a damn thing to change his mind. He'll keep on being a shitstain on our democracy and his daughters will continue to hate him and be ashamed to carry his name.

You’re from Houston and your last name is Cruz. Might you be related to Senator…

No! We’re related to Jose Cruz. Astros leftfielder and 2-time all star Jose Cruz, from Puerto Rico.

[yoladu 4071]

6 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

You’re from Houston and your last name is Cruz. Might you be related to Senator…

No! We’re related to Jose Cruz. Astros leftfielder and 2-time all star Jose Cruz, from Puerto Rico.

what a bad ass.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

4 minutes ago, yoladu said:

what a bad ass.

Cesar Cedeno was a better overall player.  😂

[Brisketexan 104733]

Cesar Cedeno was a better overall player.  

Your disdain for Enos Cabell is noted, fucker.

[Fudge Nuggets 19152]

On 7/14/2022 at 10:54 AM, royiv said:

This is the first I've seen/heard about this and BuzzFeed is the only place I can see a story about it and I don't consider them the most trustworthy source. Anyone know if this is real? If so, I may need to head over to Ella Lee and watch the procession.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stefficao/ted-cruz-home-visited-by-nra-childrens-museum-buses

I saw a big procession of NRA Children's Museum buses going through downtown yesterday morning.  I had never heard of that museum before.

[Fastbreak 3959]

I saw a big procession of NRA Children's Museum buses going through downtown yesterday morning.  I had never heard of that museum before.

Does that museum have paintings of the children before or after the bullets to the face?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Your disdain for Enos Cabell is noted, fucker.

Don’t get me started on Ken Forsch, you dirty bastard!

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

The golden days, when I took a tiny Astros bat home and smacked an aluminum foil ball around the house with it, thinking I was winning.  

[Burt 4062]

6 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Don’t get me started on Ken Forsch, you dirty bastard!

Joe Sambito was the heart of that 1981 team!

[NWBuck 8548]

28 minutes ago, Burt said:

Joe Sambito was the heart of that 1981 team!

I often drunkenly argue that journeyman Art Howe was the glue that kept that team together...

[Underdog 28460]

 

[South Austin 52167]

Never forget that Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.

[Fudge Nuggets 19152]

5 hours ago, NWBuck said:

I often drunkenly argue that journeyman Art Howe was the glue that kept that team together...

If I ever create a sock, it's going to be named "Terry Puhl's Love Child".

[Underdog 28460]

No love for Denny “Good Wood” Walling?  

[Bozo_Casanova 26328]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

 

User name checks out

[Hornius Emeritus 12424]

8 hours ago, Burt said:

Joe Sambito was the heart of that 1981 team!

Despite hitting .271 that season, Alan Ashby continues to get no respect.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

The greatest Ted Cruz video of them all:
 

 

Edited July 16, 2022 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Underdog 28460]

Ms Hallie Jackson looks to be having none of that.  

[Pancho 44528]

Someone on twitter said Ted Cruz is a crisis actor and that made so much sense to me. 

[Burt 4062]

Looks like he's got his marching orders for his next assignment. 

 

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45511]

1 hour ago, Burt said:

Looks like he's got his marching orders for his next assignment. 

 

 

 

Wait, I was told by the "conservatives" that they wouldn't overturn Roe and now this?  Man, it looks like I'm just a gullible fool.

[Bama Chick 28596]

WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS PERIWINKLE BLAZER ALL ABOUT TED?