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5 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

That motherfucker better not be wearing a UT shirt. He's the biggest fucking sports jinx and bandwagon fan in the world. Every time he tweets his support or shows up in a Texas teams colors, they fucking lose. Fuck him. 

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That motherfucker better not be wearing a UT shirt. He's the biggest fucking sports jinx and bandwagon fan in the world. Every time he tweets his support or shows up in a Texas teams colors, they fucking lose. Fuck him. 

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20 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Being a human being living in Texas, he and Hot Wheels are doing their best to work against my interests.

I am but a humble corn vendor at the airport in Cancun (Corn Hub.com - come visit).  Your Senator visited me in February 2021.  He is, how you say, a fat seditious fuck.  And a terrible tipper.  

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54 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Ted's getting the fist from Heidi tonight.

Heidi's in Austin.  She's gonna get railed by her real man while Ted hides in the closet sucking his thumb.

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On 9/10/2022 at 6:07 PM, 4th&Five said:

 

If there isn't a 30 second political ad with just these images and some doomsday voiceover of "Ted Cruz: The Flip Flopper of Texas... or is it Texas A&M?"... then where are we at in society?

Hey Ted, next time don't forget your Princeton colors:

Actions of Sen. Ted Cruz at Capitol denounced by Princeton University  classmates in joint statement ⋆ Princeton, NJ local news %

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I saw him from my seat. You'll be shocked to hear there was visible secret service around him. 

You think they would have stopped someone? Imagine having to be with this asshole all day. They were dying for someone to kick his ass.
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17 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


You think they would have stopped someone? Imagine having to be with this asshole all day. They were dying for someone to kick his ass.

Clearly you haven't been following the behavior of the Jan 6. insurrection and the behavior of the secret service. Or never heard of Dan Bongino, or whatever the fuck that twats name is...most of them probably think Cruz is a hero. An asshole? Sure probably. But not one they'd derelict their duty for, sir.  

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On 9/10/2022 at 3:45 PM, Bama Chick said:

Y’all know I’m not a shit talker - we got lucky as fuck but …….
 

 

 


BLAME TED CRUZ

 

 

SEZ, where it will be a ghost town this Saturday against UTSA. He is everything we complain about in regards to the SEZ.

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When body language betrays your photo op.

Look at this mother fucker sitting in that chair like a king on his throne.  You absolute waste of flesh. You can't even feign engagement?

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Just now, TexasHooch said:

When body language betrays your photo op.

Look at this mother fucker sitting in that chair like a king on his throne.  You absolute waste of flesh. You can't even feign engagement?

Can't even put his phone away for five minutes to feign interest in the concerns of a constituent.

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27 minutes ago, royiv said:

Can't even put his phone away for five minutes to feign interest in the concerns of a constituent.

that's their phone. they are showing him a pic of their daughter in her casket/or just the casket

 

he's still a piece of shit

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29 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's their phone. they are showing him a pic of their daughter in her casket/or just the casket

 

he's still a piece of shit

And his face is saying "you think this picture will have any effect on my cold black heart?" 

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“On one hand the NRA is giving me millions of dollars.

On the other hand is a picture of your dead daughter.

Let’s be real, your daughter ain’t coming back, and Cancun ain’t cheap. Have you seen the prices of the mini-bar at the suites at the Four Seasons?”

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14 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's their phone. they are showing him a pic of their daughter in her casket/or just the casket

But I’m sure he was using it to check baseball scores.

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3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Asshole is wearing boots.   Such a poser.

I don't mind him wearing boots.  It's pandering but I get it.  But that he has his fucking name written on them cracks me up.  Not monogrammed mind you, but his full name spelled out.  Like it'll help him find them in his cubby after snacktime or some shit.  Who fucking does that?  

He is the dumbest smart person I know.  It's like his Chief of Staff in Texas once said, "If we has just 10% more likable, we coulda made him President."  I'm still trying to figure out what 10% of Zero is but it makes my head hurt.

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At least he took the meeting?

Yes, increasing law enforcement presence is the key. We should have 377 law enforcement officers per elementary school. Because we know that 376 didn't do anything.

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2 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

At least he took the meeting?

Yes, increasing law enforcement presence is the key. We should have 377 law enforcement officers per elementary school. Because we know that 376 didn't do anything.

He took the meeting for the photo op.

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What a fucking jackass.  Carl really dropped the ball on this one.  At least google the governor of a state before you partisanlly smack-talk.

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These little prissy conservative men are all id.

No ego or super ego - just grunting base desires.

Now, they’re all full of bitchy, it’s all about me ids, not manly ids, but they’re all id all the time.

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I'll be honest. Ted used to get me worked up. Now he is so much of a jackass that this is my only reaction to hearing anything he does:

Richard Attenborough No GIF by Jurassic World



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