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16 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

For all the people that are so bothered to be forced to spend an hour a week watching something they supposedly hate, it’s over this week. 

wow. really.  so let me summarize the last show.

Ainsley gets pregnant and the QB decides he really wants to be a Starbucks barrista and they run off to Oregon

Angela makes steak tare tare and all the guys love it but then she tells BBT she's leaving him for tity bar owner

Dale and Lawyer dude start running drugs for the cartel

lawyer chick figures out a way to make BBT responsible for the original explosion and extorts Hamm to sell 51% of the company to her.

Cooper dumps his lady and hooks up with Lawyer chick, as planned, and is named CEO of Oil Company just like he dreamed it in his head.

final scene is BBT at "the Patch" bar ordering 10 tequila shots and an Ultra chaser. fade to black.

 

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lol well since everybody is suddenly all up in arms defending this show from people pointing out how stupid 90% of the storylines are, i'll just focus on this...

Cooper looks like a smelly homeless wino and the chin-pubes and pornstache are disgusting face accessories. fucking gross 😝 

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9 minutes ago, mchookem said:

lol well since everybody is suddenly all up in arms defending this show from people pointing out how stupid 90% of the storylines are, i'll just focus on this...

Cooper looks like a smelly homeless wino and the chin-pubes and pornstache are disgusting face accessories. fucking gross 😝 

Haha, I commented to my girlfriend the other day that Taylor Sheridan's casting calls for the young male protagonist must be going to the QuikTrip in Weatherford and hiring the methy-est looking white kid he sees.  

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1 hour ago, mchookem said:

lol well since everybody is suddenly all up in arms defending this show from people pointing out how stupid 90% of the storylines are, i'll just focus on this...

Cooper looks like a smelly homeless wino and the chin-pubes and pornstache are disgusting face accessories. fucking gross 😝 

If someone said "hey we need son of a divorced landman, that grew up in the patch, and goes to Tech" he would be exactly like I would imagine.  him and Hamm are probably the 2 right on the nose casting choices.  even more than BBT or Angela.

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15 hours ago, dcar00 said:

wow. really.  so let me summarize the last show.

Ainsley gets pregnant and the QB decides he really wants to be a Starbucks barrista and they run off to Oregon

Angela makes steak tare tare and all the guys love it but then she tells BBT she's leaving him for tity bar owner

Dale and Lawyer dude start running drugs for the cartel

lawyer chick figures out a way to make BBT responsible for the original explosion and extorts Hamm to sell 51% of the company to her.

Cooper dumps his lady and hooks up with Lawyer chick, as planned, and is named CEO of Oil Company just like he dreamed it in his head.

final scene is BBT at "the Patch" bar ordering 10 tequila shots and an Ultra chaser. fade to black.

 

Hey- spoiler that shit, Taylor 

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19 hours ago, mchookem said:

lol well since everybody is suddenly all up in arms defending this show from people pointing out how stupid 90% of the storylines are, i'll just focus on this...

Cooper looks like a smelly homeless wino and the chin-pubes and pornstache are disgusting face accessories. fucking gross 😝 

Can't stand that character....0 baths, barely talks, looks like he is dying every episode.  Family cares about him only when in hospital, went to tech.

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2 hours ago, utxmike05 said:

Can't stand that character....0 baths, barely talks, looks like he is dying every episode.  Family cares about him only when in hospital, went to tech.

Let's just assume he bathes. I really don't want any Pig Pen shower scenes. 

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JFC this show. Nice premise, cast, etc. Could be awesome, but it's 1 minute of plot development for every 15 minutes of annoying daughter, incredibly annoying wife, fellating tech and other assorted football bs - IF we're lucky. Seems like Sheridan thinks he's remaking Friday Night Lights or something. 

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On 1/6/2025 at 3:25 PM, Iceman said:

It's not supposed to be realistic.  It's just so fucking sassy.

Irresistibly sassy.  Or not.

I made it 6 episodes.  I like Billy Bob's smart mouth and Ali Larter's boobs.  There's a lot of other stuff that is just pure bullshit.  The daughter's a cunt.  The bad guys are pussies.  The family dynamics are so disjointed, who knows what the fuck is going on.  and Jon Hamm's character sucks.

You mean Billy Bob's "oldest friend?" The one who a couple episodes ago was verbally raping him on the phone reminding him "who the boss is". Now that he's had a heart attack, they are actually truly buds in a chaotic west Texas setting. /s

And why tf would the boyfriend say that to the girl he just banged. And how does he not know who the girl's mother is? Stupid ass shit.


This show is so stupid................. yeah I'll be back next week. I got one more in me, fuck it. 

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1 hour ago, BurdineBandit said:

You mean Billy Bob's "oldest friend?" The one who a couple episodes ago was verbally raping him on the phone reminding him "who the boss is". Now that he's had a heart attack, they are actually truly buds in a chaotic west Texas setting. /s

And why tf would the boyfriend say that to the girl he just banged. And how does he not know who the girl's mother is? Stupid ass shit.


This show is so stupid................. yeah I'll be back next week. I got one more in me, fuck it. 

Yeah the suspension of reality failed its final test when I looked up and saw them trying to pass off Jerruh as some kind of family man LOFL. What in the actual fuck?

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name="BurdineBandit" userid="[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]"] You mean Billy Bob's "oldest friend?" The one who a couple episodes ago was verbally raping him on the phone reminding him "who the boss is". Now that he's had a heart attack, they are actually truly buds in a chaotic west Texas setting. /s
And why tf would the boyfriend say that to the girl he just banged. And how does he not know who the girl's mother is? Stupid ass shit.

This show is so stupid................. yeah I'll be back next week. I got one more in me, fuck it. 

I have a problem with some things on this show - but that relationship dynamic between Hamm and BB’s characters I’ve seen more times than I can count.
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