2024 Houston Texans Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 76873]

 

Edited September 19 by tx 3 putt

[TonyTexas 10508]

 

[HtownHorn 14668]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Hahaha. The "Oh Shit" on the sack of Williams by Barnett but they bleeped out the shit.

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

 Is Beck healthy? 

[HtownHorn 14668]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

 Is Beck healthy? 

They signed Irv Smith.

[TonyTexas 10508]

9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

 Is Beck healthy? 

I assume you’re referring to Andrew Beck. While I don’t see the relevance, he’s on the Packers’ practice squad. The Texans signed TE Irv Smith to the practice squad earlier in the week. 

[tx ind 7007]

On 9/19/2024 at 3:42 PM, TonyTexas said:

 

Good thing they have Stover

Edited September 21 by tx ind

[tx 3 putt 76873]

big game today, texans are the under dog 

have to prove them wrong 

[TonyTexas 10508]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

big game today, texans are the under dog 

have to prove them wrong 

Texans are -1 1/2

[Fud 9552]

This should be a very interesting Texans offense vs Vikings defense matchup, especially with no Mixon 

[tx 3 putt 76873]

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Texans are -1 1/2

 

😂😂

[TonyTexas 10508]

 

 

Edited September 22 by TonyTexas

[tx 3 putt 76873]

rough start, lucky int

[David Dennison 18850]

Jefferson has torched us twice already.

Get it together.

[tx 3 putt 76873]

fuck darnold is shifty 

[TOR 5528]

This game is looking like it might be a little bit too interesting.  

[Rip76 4925]

May need a lot of these today.

[Rip76 4925]

Haha.  

We may be done here.

[tx 3 putt 76873]

come on man

he never had it

[David Dennison 18850]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

come on man

he never had it

Regardless, we look sloppy.

Edited September 22 by David Dennison

[TOR 5528]

Nice short review that made the right call, the way it is supposed to work.  

11 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

May need a lot of these today.

This looks delicious btw.

[tx 3 putt 76873]

12 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

May need a lot of these today.

thanks for the invite 

[tx 3 putt 76873]

fuuuuuuuuck

stover has to do better 

[TonyTexas 10508]

Grennard having a revenge game so far. 

[tx 3 putt 76873]

missed 🥺🥺🥺🥺

ball looked tilted when they set it down 

[Jshep34 2308]

How many stats is cbs going to throw out for that reverse jinx. No interception thrown , no missed from 50 yards.

[tx 3 putt 76873]

please cover jefferson 

[Jshep34 2308]

Jj way to open

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

Jefferson is worth every penny the Vikings are paying him. My goodness. 

[Fud 9552]

 

The problem is the pass rush not being close to getting home 

Edit: the combining post feature on this site is fucking annoying

Edited September 22 by Fud

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

About as bad a start as we could have here.

[YChang 3443]

Ugly start

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

1 minute ago, The Earl of Texas said:

About as bad a start as we could have here.

Survive the surge.

[David Dennison 18850]

Yikes. They are moving at will.

[tx 3 putt 76873]

they better wake up

 

[mrhorn 1383]

[Brothahorn 10087]

The Texans have gotten some lucky breaks so far this season. Looks like they are out of luck today.

 

Making Darnold look like Brad Johnson.

Edited September 22 by Brothahorn

[TOR 5528]

Hispanic Heritage month, putos!  

[Rip76 4925]

Haha.  

Honestly, we need this.

[TonyTexas 10508]

Tunsilitis

Edited September 22 by TonyTexas

[David Dennison 18850]

Laremy Tunsil, dude.

[Macklemore 2876]

Fucking Tunsil. He is supposed to be a veteran leader and he continues to make inexcusable mental errors.

[Jshep34 2308]

Drive killer tunsil strikes again

[royiv 9260]

Tunsil is ass, my dude.

[TOR 5528]

Tunsil is not my vato.  ROUGHING THE KICKER, got to sell it a little harder Townsend.  

[Fud 9552]

Their nose was offsides on that third down. I just rewound it and double checked

[TexasHooch 5122]

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

Their nose was offsides on that third down. I just rewound it and double checked

Rare miss from this from the crew then.  They throw soooooo many flags, especially against the offense.

[Jshep34 2308]

He intentionally grounded the ball. Don't care about duress or in the pocket.

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

7 minutes ago, Fud said:

Their nose was offsides on that third down. I just rewound it and double checked

Yeah, this one seemed obvious in real time. I thought they’d blow the whistle to protect CJ it was so bad.

[Rip76 4925]

Hands to the face.