2024 Houston Texans Season Thread

[David Dennison 18850]

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Cool

That literally means nothing lol

It means the Cowboys have sucked for nearly thirty years.

Edited September 22 by David Dennison

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

Don’t entertain the fucking troll @David Dennison. Just neg bomb his ass out of here. No need for that shit in a team thread.

Edited September 22 by IDIOTsavant

[David Dennison 18850]

4 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Don’t entertain the fucking troll @David Dennison. Just neg bomb his ass out of here. No need for that shit in a team thread.

I really just wanted to remind Cowboy fan of the team's decades long exercise in futility.

[Rip76 4925]

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

defense woke up, offense needs to do the same

Maybe not.

[Hate 20106]

Sometimes it’s just not your day.

[David Dennison 18850]

This is just a bad game for Houston.

[Rip76 4925]

21-0 gonna be tough.

Learn from it, win the division.

[Jshep34 2308]

Alot of yellow for the texans

[Rip76 4925]

Moves on over to Stros game.

[Rip76 4925]

How do you not even review that?

[YChang 3443]

Yikes... a wealth of tape for the coaches and players to review and learn from. 

[TOR 5528]

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I really just wanted to remind Cowboy fan of the team's decades long exercise in futility.

No need, we are painfully aware of that fact.  Might change things up this season and forego the playoffs entirely if last week was any indication.

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

Y'all Cowboys and Texans fans need to slow your roll on the self-pity and pain of being a fan of your team. I'm a Vikings fan. Y'all don't know what heartbreak & disappointment is.

[TonyTexas 10508]

10 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Y'all Cowboys and Texans fans need to slow your roll on the self-pity and pain of being a fan of your team. I'm a Vikings fan. Y'all don't know what heartbreak & disappointment is.
 

I went to SB VIII at Rice Stadium where Miami shellacked the Vikings. 

[Rip76 4925]

Pick coming.

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

Did Hunter not get pushed into his legs?

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

71 shoved Hunter into Darnold that wasn't a cheap shot

[Rip76 4925]

Not reviewable?

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

Lazy ass announcers it was blatant.  Could even tell by 71s body language he knew it was on him

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

Holding on RT on the TD, called back on OPI

Edited September 22 by Dennis Taylor

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

Big conversion on 4th and 1.

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

I'm no Tunsil apologist but it can be argued there are 7 Vikings in the backfield here..come on refs

 

 

 

[LTtxfan 49144]

Embarrassing Texans performance...

yuck

 

[Rip76 4925]

I can't wait to hear the Caleb/CJ talk this week.

[Macklemore 2876]

I had a bad feeling about this game all week. Fuck you Laremy.

[David Dennison 18850]

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Embarrassing Texans performance...

yuck

 

It happens.

[Jshep34 2308]

Bad games happen. It's nice though to have a coach and qb that you have faith in that'll get things right.

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Frauds

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Sophomore slump. Buckle up, they are still the Texans

[Hank Kingsley 20906]

If we're gonna lose, getting embarrassed like this is the ideal way. 

Feels like this team and coaching staff were very happy with the 2-0 start, and did little to correct the issues we had in the first two ugly wins. 

[LTtxfan 49144]

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Frauds

31-7  Vikings

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

Tunsil with his 5th flag.

[LTtxfan 49144]

Take Stroud out of game now please...

It's over 🙄

[David Dennison 18850]

5 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Sophomore slump. Buckle up, they are still the Texans

Easy. It's one road game in the NFL against a good team.

We lost to Carolina last year.

[LTtxfan 49144]

Long season... ugly road loss

Move on, and get better

[Slacks 6819]

1 hour ago, TOR said:

WTH?  Every team in the league is doing that, no way that can be legitimately called on Houston ONLY.

If you are talking about Tunsil, he's the worst at lining up in the backfield by far. He also false starts so much that it looks normal.

If you meant the C on the head-bob, yeah, that's a non-call or a call it everywhere.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

That's one of the loudest doinks I've ever heard.

[Slacks 6819]

Brian Flores interviewed for the Texans job. He was ready to unload on this one... And he's a good DC.

[YChang 3443]

What an ass kicking, hopefully the coaches and players learn from this.

[Ignatius 4017]

Every team lays a shitball egg on the road at least once a year; let’s hope this is the only one. O-Line should be embarrassed…

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

singletary fantasy owners punching air right now

[TOR 5528]

7 minutes ago, Slacks said:

If you are talking about Tunsil, he's the worst at lining up in the backfield by far. He also false starts so much that it looks normal.

If you meant the C on the head-bob, yeah, that's a non-call or a call it everywhere.

Definitely the head-bob.  That was some ticky-tack shit that convinces me putting a team in Vegas was an absolute sell-out to the mob.  

OTOH they're playing so poorly it doesn't matter.  yeesh

3 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Every team lays a shitball egg on the road at least once a year; let’s hope this is the only one. O-Line should be embarrassed…

This doesn't look like an egg.

 

[HtownHorn 14668]

OL still needs a lot of work and Stover sucks.

Edited September 22 by HtownHorn

[royiv 9259]

4 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Every team lays a shitball egg on the road at least once a year; let’s hope this is the only one. O-Line should be embarrassed…

That’s the problem; I don’t think Tunsil is embarrassed in the least.

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

Well at least the national media will jump from the hype train now. I bet Bill Simmons does a 5 minute drive by and doesn’t talk about the Texans again until the playoffs. 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

Of all the game tiers of importance, (Road, Out of Conference) this is the least important.

Get better. Learn. Be ready for Jacksonville because Home vs a Division opponent is at the top of game importance tiers.

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

Having the internal zen & peace that a successful Longhorn team provides makes everything else in life a breeze.

Broncos looked like beasts today, Saints looked like trash one week after looking like best team in the league. On to next week.

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

What an ill-prepared football team.  Inexcusable.

[Macklemore 2876]

Go fuck yourself Laremy. This guy doesn’t give a shit and that’s the fucking problem.

 

Edited September 22 by Macklemore