2024 Houston Texans Season Thread

[HtownHorn 14668]

Holy shit, Buffalo playing like we have no TOs, safeties 30 yards off the LOS.

[TonyTexas 10508]

Kaim, you beautiful Hawaiian

[tx 3 putt 76873]

[Jebus 1305]

what a kicker

[Updawg 2266]

Wow. Great win but sloppy

[yoladu 4090]

Are the Texans good or shiitty? I have no idea. 

[oh_snap 694]

Wow. Nice win. I still hope they skewer demeco and slownik for that stupid pass call on previous position. 

[cabowabo 4484]

Dude is money. That’s good from 65. 

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

Escaped!

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Just now, Updawg said:

Wow. Great win but sloppy

 

we need more of how we looked the first half 

[TonyTexas 10508]

Buffalo totally out fucked up us. That was so stupid at the end of the game

[mrhorn 1383]

Fuck yes!

[Dutchrudder 11135]

Awesome kick there, probably could have been another 5+ yards back and still made it.  Kami really bailed them out this game, that should have been a 10 point win. 

[Jebus 1305]

CJ owes the Buffalo OC and Fairbairn big time for the bailout 

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Just now, yoladu said:

Are the Texans good or shiitty? I have no idea. 

 

they’re 4-1

lot to improve on 

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

We can never do things the easy way.

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

"Just win, baby"

4-1

Our OL gave up consistent pressure against 4 man rush without Oliver... not good. However, with Nico in there I bet we put them away. Need OL to clean their shit up QUICK.

On to next week. 

[UTHornFan014 710]

Just now, yoladu said:

Are the Texans good or shiitty? I have no idea. 

Maybe a bit of both

[Js1 85287]

Damn I totally told someone Friday morning it would be 23-20, but didn’t declare a winner 

[Fud 9552]

Jags beat the Colts. Houston is looking great for the division 

[Rip76 4925]

Nice!

[Updawg 2266]

I think they are good but getting lucky with their sloppy shit. Getting wins that could have easily been losses

[Celery Man 20933]

Josh “Hero Ball” Allen lol fuck yeah 

[HtownHorn 14668]

Just now, yoladu said:

Are the Texans good or shiitty? I have no idea. 

We have an elite QB and an elite WR. We have a shit OL and team wide problem with discipline. The defense is good, but can be had.

The only good team we have played this season, completely beat the shit out of us.

[David Dennison 18850]

2 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Are the Texans good or shiitty? I have no idea. 

They are undisciplined and their OC's play calling is frustrating.

[tx 3 putt 76873]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Damn I totally told someone Friday morning it would be 23-20, but didn’t declare a winner 

 

i ran into a group of buffalo fans last night. told them the texans are inconsistent but if the game is on the line at the clock, stroud or fare bare will be clutch. 

told them to have fun and enjoy the city …

buffalo guy laughing … i’ll be enjoying our victory tomorrow after the game !!!

me : ha, good luck man 

 

Edited October 6 by tx 3 putt

[Ignatius 4017]

We could be 0-5 right now…but we’re not. All of the shit wrong with us right now is fixable, that’s a huge win for tiebreak purposes….

[tx 3 putt 76873]

ohh yeah, it was four couples from buffalo. all the women, were 225+ easily 

 

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

8 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Are the Texans good or shiitty? I have no idea. 

We’re the worst 4-1 team in the league.

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

13 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Are the Texans good or shiitty? I have no idea. 

Same.  Winning is hard in the nfl but I also feel like we should 1-4 or 2-3.

[HtownHorn 14668]

5 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

We could be 0-5 right now…but we’re not. All of the shit wrong with us right now is fixable, that’s a huge win for tiebreak purposes….

You can't fix the OL in season. They get no push and commit way too many penatlies that kill drives.

Slowik also needs to be relieved of play calling duties if he continues to force the run game with Akers and Ogunbowale, instead of letting CJ throw to Dell, Collins, and Diggs.

The Texans really had a game plan to feature Ogunbowale over Dell and Diggs.

The opposing QB was 9-30 and you had to rely on a 58 yard FG as time expired to win the game is not sustainable play.

Edited October 6 by HtownHorn

[HtownHorn 14668]

Fuck, why did we not go out and sign Derrick Henry.

[TreatyOak 16311]

5 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

We’re the worst 4-1 team in the league.

Aggy has the best loss.

[Updawg 2266]

Fuck, why did we not go out and sign Derrick Henry.

I’m definitely wishing we did. And it would have pissed off Tennessee

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Aggy has the best loss.

Oh, aggy didn’t lose.  They just ran out of time.

[TonyTexas 10508]

12 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

We’re the worst 4-1 team in the league.

Currently, Washington is the only other 4-1 team. We’re not worse than them 

[tx 3 putt 76873]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Currently, Washington is the only other 4-1 team. We’re not worse than them 

 

daniels is impressing and playing out 

[Hate 20106]

They are 4-1 with a road loss to a 5-0 team. They have a huge lead in their division for being so early in the season.  Any win right now is a good win. 

[Hank Kingsley 20906]

That 3rd down play call by Slowik was horrendously stupid. Fireable offense if the Texans weren't good. 

The NFL is such a grind. Hard to win pretty these days, especially with the Texans not able to sneak up on people anymore. Nico's injury massively changed what our offense could do today. 

We need Mixon back. Defense made enough stops and they frustrated Josh Allen all day. Much happier with this win then the last two. 

 

[tx 3 putt 76873]

 

[tx 3 putt 76873]

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

That 3rd down play call by Slowik was horrendously stupid. Fireable offense if the Texans weren't good. 

 

slowick’s performance so far this season needs to be heavily evaluated and reviewed 

[Hank Kingsley 20906]

Man, I love Tank. We need to get him going. WTF. 

 

[Rip76 4925]

38 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

 

The only good team we have played this season, completely beat the shit out of us.

One did.

One didn’t.

[tx 3 putt 76873]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

One did.

One didn’t.

 

it’s much easier to improve / look at things / work on things when you’re 4-1

 

Edited October 6 by tx 3 putt

[Hank Kingsley 20906]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

slowick’s performance so far this season needs to be heavily evaluated and reviewed 

I know he had a couple of costly turnovers today, but CJ is so fucking good and it's clearly not because of Slowik at this point. Our offense is kinda stuck but Stroud still delivers every week. 

It seems that Slowik got too much credit for last year. If he got a job somewhere else I'd feel comfortable with any replacement. 

 

[tx 3 putt 76873]

hopefully nico isn’t out for too many games 

[tx 3 putt 76873]

weeks being there for all those points is amazing ….

 

[Hank Kingsley 20906]

At the Patriots next week, they are really struggling on offense. Give Nico and Mixon the week off if they need it. 

And please for the love of fuck can we get Tank going.

 

[Slacks 6819]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck, why did we not go out and sign Derrick Henry.

Derrick Henry was going to Baltimore unless Texans overpaid for him.

Edited October 6 by Slacks

[tx 3 putt 76873]

33 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

At the Patriots next week, they are really struggling on offense. Give Nico and Mixon the week off if they need it. 

And please for the love of fuck can we get Tank going.

 

 

have to step up CJ’s protection. run game needs to be quick hits up the middle, wear them the f down 

I agree, let them both sit next week