2024 Houston Texans Season Thread

[Wishbone 4,759]

This seems like the most physical D I may have ever seen for the Texans. And this one of the most physical games as well. They are popping the fuck out the Pats today.

[HtownHorn 14,674]

Mixon is a POS but he can run the fuck out of the ball.

[David Dennison 18,852]

I mean, that sure looked like DPI.

Edited October 13 by David Dennison

[tx 3 putt 76,886]

3rd and 6 you have to make a better pass decision 

[TexArcher 37,772]

That's 100% DPI, announcer douche.  It's okay to call it out.

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

I like Fairbairn even better than Don Ho.

[TexArcher 37,772]

Beat!  That!  Ass!  Let's go!

[Macklemore 2,876]

Bullock the ballhawk. Bullock and Kamari should win DROY as a combo meal.

Edited October 13 by Macklemore

[Rip76 4,925]

Oof.

Score again and take CJ out.

[David Dennison 18,852]

Just now, Rip76 said:

Oof.

Score again and take CJ out.

Take CJ out?

What?

[Rip76 4,925]

Hmm, that was easy.

[Macklemore 2,876]

Pitre is a complete liability in coverage. Fuck.

[Macklemore 2,876]

Schultz has sucked this season. Fuck that douche and come back to the ball.

 

Edited October 13 by Macklemore

[TonyTexas 10,509]

What a catch on the interception by Murray

[Macklemore 2,876]

MONEY MIXON FOR THE TD!!!

[Wishbone 4,759]

33 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Mixon is a POS but he can run the fuck out of the ball.

 

[Rip76 4,925]

Mixon is fast af.

Schultz is lazy af.

[elfenix 34,228]

34 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Mixon is a POS but he can run the fuck out of the ball.

1234

[Dutchrudder 11,137]

That was a nice run, great move to the outside and hitting the corner of the end zone. Love to see it! 

[TexArcher 37,772]

I hate Joe Mixon so much.

But, if we have to have him on our team, we might as well win a championship or two.

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

43 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Mixon is a POS but he can run the fuck out of the ball.

He may be a POS, but he’s >our< POS.

[Wishbone 4,759]

NE may have a QB they can rebuild around.

[tx 3 putt 76,886]

may looking pretty good for his first game 

Just now, Wishbone said:

NE may have a QB they can rebuild around.

 

i can see them drafting banks

[David Dennison 18,852]

Now run the ball.

[TexArcher 37,772]

That's a big boy run right there!

[tx 3 putt 76,886]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Now run the ball.

 

bwahahahahahahaahaha

sit all the starters 

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

Pierce!  Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Dutchrudder 11,137]

Hell of a run there. Being out on the 1 would probably be better to waste some more clock. Just get out of here, and go home with the W. 

[InkaUtexas 25,880]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Now run the ball.

They heard you and listened.

[tx 3 putt 76,886]

5-1 looking good. lot to improve on. green bay at green bay will be a damn tough test. anyone making that road trip ?

[Hank Kingsley 20,912]

Maye really flashed out there. Good for him. 

Huge to get Mixon back and have some success running again (h/t to Pierce). TANK is back.

Took care of business. Excited for the GB game next week! 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,886]

they need to get him some protection and help, but drake looked great for his first game 

[tx 3 putt 76,886]

redemption ….

 

[The Earl of Texas 3,132]

Came into this league with Peyton & Brady entering their primes... pretty fucking bad luck for us.

So, now we're the badass ones, first win at Foxborough and the South runs through Houston. FeelsGoodMan.gif

First comfortable win of the year, feels like we're building towards our potential.

[Fud 9,552]

Autry is back 

[Macklemore 2,876]

 

[Slacks 6,819]

How bout dem apples.

[Storm the Field 5,294]

Texans are 5-1, Cowboys are getting their shit kicked in at home yet again and about to be 3-3.

The NFL is fun again!

Edited October 13 by Storm the Field

[TonyTexas 10,509]

Texans open at +2.5 underdogs for next week’s game @ Green Bay. TBH I feel less confident about this game than any so far this year.  

Edited October 13 by TonyTexas

[Dennis Taylor 18,812]

6 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Mixon is a POS but he can run the fuck out of the ball.

Seconded. Man those field level clips of him running are ridiculous. Big, fast, elusive, effortless pass catcher.. he's the perfect addition to this offense.  

[Magus Ossis 2,797]

Hits the holes and the hoes equally hard, ammiright? Breaks long runs and girls' jaws? Or am I remembering the wrong guy?

[jet black 203]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

5-1 looking good. lot to improve on. green bay at green bay will be a damn tough test. anyone making that road trip ?

Yessir. Can’t wait. 

[tx 3 putt 76,886]

1 minute ago, jet black said:

Yessir. Can’t wait. 

 

im jelly 

[Bevo 13,575]

20 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Hits the holes and the hoes equally hard, ammiright? Breaks long runs and girls' jaws? Or am I remembering the wrong guy?

 

He just swings his arms wildly when he dances.

 

 

[msucolt45 4,057]

The Texans, my 2nd favorite team (like Oilers), are going to “Mudhole” my Cowboys later in the season. Best thing is, I won’t lose any sleep over it!

Cowboys are embarrassing at home. Somehow they find a way to win on the road, which this game won’t be. Expecting a 17+ margin victory for the Texans.

Hook’em!!!

[tx 3 putt 76,886]

 

[Macklemore 2,876]

 

[Dutchrudder 11,137]

Nothing from Maye makes me concerned about the Patriots future. The guy had zero pocket presence and got hit at least a dozen times and sailed a few balls into defenders. Looked like vintage David Carr out there, holding the ball way too long, not making quick decisions, and rarely throwing more than 10 yards down field. Yeah his protection wasn't good, but he really didn't do much to help them. He was in shotgun nearly every passing snap, and didn't step up past the outside rush or roll out to get more time to look down field much. It's his first start, so plenty of time to get better, but this doesn't look like a budding Jordan Love or CJ Stroud level player. Seems more like Mac Jones 2.0 to me. 

If I was a Pats fan, I would ignore all that, focus on the numbers, which includes lots of yac on short throws and garbage time, and hope he develops more. But as a fan of the Texans, who have been beaten down by Brady and the Pats a dozen times over the years, I'm happy they will be spending a bunch of resources on a guy who probably has a max ceiling of being Alex Smith. 

In other news, Watson continues to fail for the Browns. That trade really will go down as the most lopsided trade of all time. It is outdoing the Hershell Walker trade, which lead to that team winning a few Super Bowls with the proceeds. Let's hope the Texans can repeat history and do the same with their bounty. 

The team so far looks like they will be at least the 3 seed and hosting a playoff game or two. Getting Autry back next week will improve the pass rush even more, which is needed against the Packers. If Nico can get healthy, the offense will go back to lethal status, and hopefully he's back in time for the Lions game at least. The NFC North is stacked this year. 

[TonyTexas 10,509]

3 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

The NFC North is stacked this year.

Not a great year for all of the NFC North to be on our schedule. It won’t matter for the division but could come into play for seeding. 

[Fud 9,552]