2024 Houston Texans Season Thread

[Hook1997 5401]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Wait. Where are y'all in this game?

Are you the one behind? lol.  Texans have the ball on the 2 and 8

Edited November 1 by Hook1997

[David Dennison 18946]

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Are you the one behind? lol.  Texans gave the ball on the 2 and 8

I'm live. billfromlaketravis talkin' bout he's right.

About what?

[tx 3 putt 77418]

we need to beat this colts team !!

[tx ind 7013]

what a terrible play call

[Macklemore 2874]

WTF was the play call Bobby

[David Dennison 18946]

Bobby Slowik shouldn't be back next year.

[tx ind 7013]

sweet!!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 77418]

well that’s huge 

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

Let’s start the list: 

- Bad call to extend the Jets drive.

- Shin and knee hit at same time. Touchdown. I guess tie goes to the runner? Very, very close. 

- Horrific spot on Stroud’s scramble. 
 

- Make up call bullshit. But I’ll take it. 

[tx 3 putt 77418]

get a fucking td 

here comes the pass 

fuck me

[David Dennison 18946]

I motherfucking hate 3rd and 7.

[tx 3 putt 77418]

fuck fuck 

[David Dennison 18946]

So we just wasted time.

Great.

[HtownHorn 14777]

Slowik should be fired after this game, he's just a horrible play caller.

[tx ind 7013]

need Nico back asap

[Rip76 4947]

Bout to lose 2 straight here.

[tx 3 putt 77418]

[HtownHorn 14777]

Haha. Texans don't want to win this game at all. Poorly coached team.

[David Dennison 18946]

The worst part of all of this is CJ Stroud really does look like he's taken a step back.

[Rip76 4947]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Slowik should be fired after this game, he's just a horrible play caller.

For sure.  For sure.

Dude is junk.

[tx 3 putt 77418]

Just now, Rip76 said:

Bout to lose 2 straight here.

 

we should be up 16-14 

and please stop - run run pass 

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

Kicker needs to die. 

[Macklemore 2874]

Just now, David Dennison said:

The worst part of all of this is CJ Stroud really does look like he's taken a step back.

Sorry that’s bullshit. Metchie ran a bad route that should have been a TD. Metchie’s route running is subpar. If Stroud got the mediocre pass blocking that he got with the patchwork line he had last year he’d be fine 

[David Dennison 18946]

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Let’s start the list: 

- Bad call to extend the Jets drive.

- Shin and knee hit at same time. Touchdown. I guess tie goes to the runner? Very, very close. 

- Horrific spot on Stroud’s scramble. 
 

- Make up call bullshit. But I’ll take it. 

Dude.

[tx 3 putt 77418]

we need a stop 

[tx ind 7013]

Looking at this wknd

Colts @ Vikings, likely  L for Indy

Jags @ Philly, L for JAX

Pats @ Ten, who gives a shit and fuck Bud Adams

[tx 3 putt 77418]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The worst part of all of this is CJ Stroud really does look like he's taken a step back.

 

play calling has taken a step back 

[David Dennison 18946]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Sorry that’s bullshit. Metchie ran a bad route that should have been a TD. Metchie’s route running is subpar. If Stroud got the mediocre pass blocking that he got with the patchwork line he had last year he’d be fine 

I reserve the right to overreact in a game thread.

[TonyTexas 10527]

Regardless of the outcome, the upcoming mini-bye is desperately needed. This team needs a recharge. 

[tx 3 putt 77418]

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The worst part of all of this is CJ Stroud really does look like he's taken a step back.

 

play calling has taken a step back 

[David Dennison 18946]

We got outcoached by the Jets.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

play calling has taken a step back 

I heard you the first time. LOL

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

Pitre just getting worked. But he shouldn’t be on island with Garrett Wilson. 

[tx 3 putt 77418]

this fuckign sucks 

[tx ind 7013]

Pitre sucks

[Macklemore 2874]

At least the Rockets won tonight 

[David Dennison 18946]

That's just sad.

[HtownHorn 14777]

Caserio has some work to do. This team is shit right now.

[tx 3 putt 77418]

game should fucking be 16-21

 

[David Dennison 18946]

Have we had one game where we looked really good? 

[tx 3 putt 77418]

post game show will be good 

[David Dennison 18946]

Seven sacks.

I probably owe CJ an apology.

[Macklemore 2874]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Caserio has some work to do. This team is shit right now.

Fire the OL coach, take playcalling away from Bobby and trade for a LG and WR. 

[David Dennison 18946]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Caserio has some work to do. This team is shit right now.

Worst 6-3 team in the league?

[Hate 20145]

This was the most predictable outcome of all time. I said to myself that the FG would be missed after they flamed out with the gift personal foul. I turned it off after that. Oh well. They should still win the division and host a first round playoff game. 

[Blotto 23574]

This is a nice time-killing drive, lulz. 

[David Dennison 18946]

The list of things to work on is long.

[Murfdogg21 4423]

They already wasted so much time, why not throw it to the end zone on 3rd down?

[TexArcher 38063]

This is not great.

[Macklemore 2874]

 

[Fud 9554]

First of all, tough spot in a Thursday night road game against a team that has its back against the wall, on the worst field in the league, with arguably their best player out for another week. The Jets were favored for a reason. 

Second.. left guard has to be addressed. Trade for a league average guy for a 4th rounder if that's what it takes

Third.. the 4th down penalty was chickenshit. DBs touching the guy they're covering to know where he's running so he can keep eyes on the QB is taught and allowed at every level. That was a bail out call that changed the game

Fourth.. Garrett Wilson made two absurd catches that changed the game 

Annoying loss, but this was a "schedule loss" imo, especially with Nico still out. Luckily, Houston winning last week gives them some buffer for a loss like this