2024 Houston Texans Season Thread

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

Broncos have taken the lead 17-13 with 13:51 left in the 4th.

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

Broncos just pick sixed Indy on a really dumb double-lateral QB-screen attempt of some sort

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

Broncos just picked Indy off at midfied

Edited yesterday at 12:09 AM by The Earl of Texas

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

Broncos just picked off Indy in Indy territory

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

Broncos score. 31-13 with 5 minutes left.

Its over.

The Houston Texans are YOUR 2024 AFC South Champions!

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

 

[billfromlaketravis 11782]

Congratulations on the division title. I’d rest everybody “within NFL guidelines” and use the remaining weeks as a working bye. They can’t really improve their seeding with 5 losses. I’m sure the order has come down that everybody plays on Netflix. I’d tell Taylor Swift and company to eat shit on Saturday. Start Mills. 

[Macklemore 2945]

 

[tx 3 putt 78448]

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Mahomes suffered a high ankle sprain in today’s game. The Chiefs have little incentive to push him to play against us on Saturday.

 

zero. sit him until the playoffs 

[Murfdogg21 4547]

29 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Congratulations on the division title. I’d rest everybody “within NFL guidelines” and use the remaining weeks as a working bye. They can’t really improve their seeding with 5 losses. I’m sure the order has come down that everybody plays on Netflix. I’d tell Taylor Swift and company to eat shit on Saturday. Start Mills. 

We could pass the Steelers/Ravens, especially if KC sits Mahomes next game against us. Our offense isnt exactly firing on cylinders, if the plan is to sit CJ for the next 3 weeks. 

[billfromlaketravis 11782]

3 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

We could pass the Steelers/Ravens, especially if KC sits Mahomes next game against us. Our offense isnt exactly firing on cylinders, if the plan is to sit CJ for the next 3 weeks. 

Sure. Rest Chiefs. Everybody plays Ravens. Some of kind hybrid against the Titans depending on what we need. 
 

I’m sure 790, 610, and 975 will talk this subject into the ground this week. 

[TonyTexas 10678]

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

zero. sit him until the playoffs 

Vegas agrees. The Chiefs opened at -3. The line is now Houston-3

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

 

[Hate 20232]

They’re in the tournament and will have a home game. Given the injuries and the terrible OL play, it’s a great accomplishment. 

Edited yesterday at 01:24 AM by Hate

[billfromlaketravis 11782]

15 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Vegas agrees. The Chiefs opened at -3. The line is now Houston-3

Sicko mode betting these late season NFL games, but millions of people do it. 

[Macklemore 2945]

 

[Ignatius 4125]

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

And Bullock. 

And nearly as many people cried about taking him as Stingley….

[Hate 20232]

If they can somehow shore up the OL next year, they will be legit contenders. I think they can still win a home playoff game and then have a chance in the Division Round on the road. Maybe this new configuration gels for the playoffs? 

[tx 3 putt 78448]

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

 

[Fud 9692]

14 hours ago, Ignatius said:

And nearly as many people cried about taking him as Stingley….

I don't remember people complaining about drafting Bullock 

[Fud 9692]

I don't see DeMeco "resting" anyone at this point who can play. It's not in his DNA. Maybe against Tennessee if the seeds are locked in 

If you're able to, you want to avoid Baltimore in the first round since they're by far the most dangerous potential wildcard team, but moving up a seed doesn't necessarily mean you're avoiding them since they have the same record as Denver, assuming they don't pass up Pittsburgh 

[Murfdogg21 4547]

Yeah, the #3 seed means a home game against Broncos or Chargers. #4 seed gets Baltimore or Pittsburgh, then @KC in the second round.

[TonyTexas 10678]

19 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Lots of people here bitched incessantly about taking Stingley over Gardner. Once healthy, he’s been better than Sauce. 

 

[Murfdogg21 4547]

I think most of the bitching was comparing our first round to the Jets. They got Sauce, Garrett Wilson, and traded back in for Jermaine Johnson (and then nabbed Breece Hall a pick before us in early 2nd round). We got an oft-injured Stingley, aggy Green, and Pitre. You can give Caserio credit for taking the more talented Stingley, but give him heaps of blame for going aggy over Jordan Davis or Kyle Hamilton, or not trading up a couple spots for Wilson or Olave.

[Ignatius 4125]

2 hours ago, Fud said:

I don't remember people complaining about drafting Bullock 

A USC DB??!!! THEIR DEFENSE SUCKED!!!!

Go back and look at the draft thread there was much wailing….

[Ignatius 4125]

2 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I think most of the bitching was comparing our first round to the Jets. They got Sauce, Garrett Wilson, and traded back in for Jermaine Johnson (and then nabbed Breece Hall a pick before us in early 2nd round). We got an oft-injured Stingley, aggy Green, and Pitre. You can give Caserio credit for taking the more talented Stingley, but give him heaps of blame for going aggy over Jordan Davis or Kyle Hamilton, or not trading up a couple spots for Wilson or Olave.

We’re really lucky he didn’t grab Evan Neal at #3, which a lot of mocks had. He might (somehow) be an even bigger bust than aggy…

[BearSchlong 8221]

The biggest difference has been between Stingley’s ears. He had some off field “distractions” and early last year some teammates and coaches had to sit him down and question his committment. One of the injuries was actually a benching. The man has matured.

Meanwhile Pitre is with the same girl since middle school.

[Fud 9692]

Stingley also doesn't have to live in Lovie's cover two anymore 

[tx 3 putt 78448]

 

 

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

That's a shitpost account, just FYI. Wouldn't mind seeing it but I doubt it's true.

Also, that account has an insane amount of followers for someone who just makes shit up.