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This game was lost on that 1st bullshit PF and Fairbairn's inability to kick in cold weather. He's always been horrible outdoors and in inclement weather. Should have known he was going to choke hard today by the amount of clothes he was wearing, what a fucking pussy.

OL coach needs to be fired, Slowick should be encouraged to find a soft landing spot, the entire OL needs to have open auditions, and Fairbairn needs to get cut.

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im a. degenerate, im a fan of all the post game shows 

I used to be growing up there but I’ve been in Austin the last 30 years and we don’t have any decent sports radio unfortunately

Listening to this post game and watching Detroit/Washington on mute is good
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1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

I will never understand Dallas fans obsession with Houston sports.

But I guess if your team was done in September, you're probably very bored and Houston has a lot of attention and hype right now. Sorry for your shortcomings bro.

What makes you think I am a Dallas fan?

The Texans are forever cursed for not drafting VY.

Prove me wrong.

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How was that big honky getting so wide open?  59 yards holy shit that was kind of the back-breaker.  Texans are a good but not there yet team.  

KC is fast.  Big Charles had a respectable game.

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33 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

welp, larry in stanford nailed it ....

making the OL change was dumb. what they had out there looked to gel last week 

texans need more team speed on offense 

not adjusting your plan for kelce was a huge fail 

What OL change?

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10 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Shaq Mason at RG rather than keeping Juice Scruggs. Mason sucked all season long and he sucked big today.

Well he did recover the fumble that he caused, so there's that.

 

He's a fucking bum.

Stroud looked like David Carr out there this year.  Think he was sacked 2nd most in the league.

11 times in the 2 playoff games.

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I agreed at the time with Nick and Demeco defending Aziz the way they did earlier.
 

Stoerner had a great point last night that the Texans should have held back at that time. They could now be complete dicks in calling out this bullshit now as it would have a bit more credibility if they hadn’t been so vigorous in speaking out about the Aziz thing.

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I look forward to another kicker. Fairbairn is great for fantasy football with all his 50+ yd FG attempts but he's also a choker in big games and I knew he would miss those FGs just like he did last year against Baltimore at the end of the first half that would have given the Texans a lead going into the locker rooms.

Someone else pointed it out up thread but that missed PAT was massively deflating. The defense is balling out, the offense puts together a killer long drive that ends in a Mixon TD and Kaimi flushes all those good vibes away with an idiot kick. 

Get rid of him.

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1 hour ago, tx ind said:

I agreed at the time with Nick and Demeco defending Aziz the way they did earlier.
 

Stoerner had a great point last night that the Texans should have held back at that time. They could now be complete dicks in calling out this bullshit now as it would have a bit more credibility if they hadn’t been so vigorous in speaking out about the Aziz thing.

I think Texans should double down.

"Texans vs. EVERYBODY" the way Demeco said it... and stay on it. Drape that shit across the stadium from now (yes, HLSR, you get some of that action, too) until next January.

Force the league to come to Houston and beg you to stop calling out how fixed their bullshit is. 

Of course the NFL wants the Chiefs to have a shot at 3. They better hope the Bills win today.

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15 hours ago, TOR said:

How was that big honky getting so wide open?  59 yards holy shit that was kind of the back-breaker.  Texans are a good but not there yet team.  

KC is fast.  Big Charles had a respectable game.

Watching the game yesterday, I thought out loud, "Travis Kelce has to be fast as fuck."

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48 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Nauseating and infuriating to listen to this bootlicker:

 

I still don't recall seeing Anderson hit Pat in the helmet. I saw Pat's head snap back, just like the official who was BEHIND THE FUCKING PLAY and couldn't have seen a head to head.

 

In both cases, the official that threw the flag was BEHIND THE PLAY and could only guess.

F that. Everyone knows what they saw and everyone knows those vague ass rules apply to Pat, Tom, and very few others.

CJ Stroud got his ass kicked all year. (I wanna say Jared Goff did, too.) How many personal fouls?

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I look forward to another kicker. Fairbairn is great for fantasy football with all his 50+ yd FG attempts but he's also a choker in big games and I knew he would miss those FGs just like he did last year against Baltimore at the end of the first half that would have given the Texans a lead going into the locker rooms.
Someone else pointed it out up thread but that missed PAT was massively deflating. The defense is balling out, the offense puts together a killer long drive that ends in a Mixon TD and Kaimi flushes all those good vibes away with an idiot kick. 
Get rid of him.

I’ve liked him but am now concerned as well. Seems like after the game he got the game ball he started sucking. I don’t have any faith he could handle these conditions in Philadelphia
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