2024 Houston Texans Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 76859]

great bullet throw and catch 

[Jshep34 2308]

Nico is that dude. Bargain of a contract. Shut up indy fans for years they piped in fake noise to help . Screw them.

[UTHornFan014 710]

What a fucking throw/catch

And then the ref tried to mark it a full yard back from where he went out of bounds

[Macklemore 2876]

MONEY FUCKING MIXON!!!!! 

[billfromlaketravis 11444]

Explain the running clock rule to me. It should be have ticking at 1:56. 

[tx 3 putt 76859]

hell of a week 1 dub !!!!!

[Fud 9551]

Grown ass first down on three runs

[HtownHorn 14663]

Ok, Joe Mixon is really good.

[TonyTexas 10504]

Nice win against a divisional opponent on the road. Didn’t play our best which is actually encouraging. 

[tx 3 putt 76859]

lot of film on things to improve on 

division W on the road !!!!!

Edited September 8 by tx 3 putt

[Updawg 2266]

Sloppy but great win

[David Dennison 18837]

Great win. Lots to work on.

[Js1 85257]

Just now, Updawg said:

Sloppy but great win

Take a division road win, no matter how ugly 

[tx 3 putt 76859]

NRG is going to be loud AF next week !!!!!

[TonyTexas 10504]

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Explain the running clock rule to me. It should be have ticking at 1:56. 

They said he went out on his own thus he wasn’t tacked in bounds which would have stopped the clock. 

[Dutchrudder 11133]

Nice win, fuck the Colts!

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Mixon’s an okie and I’ve never liked him, but today I love him.

[Macklemore 2876]

Huge win. Indy has been waiting all off-season to get revenge for us beating them the last game to go the playoffs and we denied them again.

Edited September 8 by Macklemore

[Jshep34 2308]

Nrg will be rocking. Especially given the changes team is making to get fans into the stadium when the game starts.

[tx 3 putt 76859]

Just now, Jshep34 said:

Nrg will be rocking. Especially given the changes team is making to get fans into the stadium when the game starts.

 

what are they doing ?

[Js1 85257]

1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Mixon’s an okie and I’ve never liked him, but today I love him.

Still fuck that woman beating Okie 

[tx 3 putt 76859]

1 game up on the entire division. 

[Updawg 2266]

1 game up on the entire division. 

Good day for sure

[tx ind 7006]

Fuck yeah, JAX and Titans lose

[Strat 149]

Like the longhorns- Texans upgrades at key positions are impactful - Hunter, Stefon, Mixon, Arizona, Lassiter.. this team is built for a Super Bowl

Stupid spell check - Aziz 

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Our secondary needs to get its shit together.  The completed bombs were just a tad discerning.

[Macklemore 2876]

43 minutes ago, Fud said:

Jimmy Ward is killing us 

I’d rather have Calen Bullock in there as a rookie. He can cover, has excellent ball skills and is the future 

Edited September 8 by Macklemore

[Macklemore 2876]

 

[SimonBolivar 10957]

17 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Good day for sure

Love being in the AFC South 

[Jshep34 2308]

 
what are they doing ?

Fireworks to alert fans to go in. Also heard possible time limit on texans sponsor events outside

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

No style points in the NFL like you need in college. "Just win, baby."
 

Road conference dubya, and I don't think there's a facet of the game where we came close to playing our best.

[Hank Kingsley 20903]

Am I just hungover or was that game extremely painful to watch? My lord. 

Big W. 

Mixon is a revelation. 

Lots of serious leaks in the secondary. 

Hopefully a lot of this sloppiness is cleaned up in Week 2. 

 

[Hate 20106]

That was a great win!  What a great way to start the season. Lots to work over the next few weeks, but a huge win for the team!

[n64ra 1080]

Didn't get to watch due to kid's game but nice to see a W

[deech 2269]

I trust in the defensive side of the ball to clean things up.  Should have unloaded on the over on wins/losses this year for the Texans. 

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

 

[tx 3 putt 76859]

1 minute ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

 

 

ryans and the staff doing work 

[Bevo 13557]

terrible pass protection. great run blocking.

[tx 3 putt 76859]

 

[tx ind 7006]

Larry in Stafford is a treasure. 

[Wishbone 4759]

They have a lot to work on and talk about this week. Great to win a game though when (it appears to me anyway) it seems like they spent the whole game troubleshooting out of necessity when the game plan was disrupted. Hopefully they come out next week looking more like they did last year. Seems like nothing went to plan. That was a definite loss if it weren’t for chick slugga carrying the team on his back. If we get back to last years form on offense, add in the run aspect that bailed us out this week then we’ll be hard to beat. Hope they learned a lot this week and that we don’t see any more disfunctional play. 

[Jshep34 2308]

Larry in Stafford is a treasure. 

Elaborate please

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

Hate to be that guy but Deshaun Watson is 6/13 for 33 yards and 1 INT and they're losing 20-3.

[tx ind 7006]

6 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

26 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Larry in Stafford is a treasure. 

Elaborate please

He calls into the postgame on 610 every game and goes on amazing rants

[tx 3 putt 76859]

16 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Hate to be that guy but Deshaun Watson is 6/13 for 33 yards and 1 INT and they're losing 20-3.

 

astros : dodgers, yordan trade 

texans : browns, watson trade 

[Fud 9551]

1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

Given how brutal some of the stretches are at the end of the season, it would be nice to build a bit of a lead as a buffer 

[Updawg 2266]

Definitely were lucky getting rid of that weirdo.

[IDIOTsavant 8482]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

ryans and the staff doing work 

Love Demeco and CJ and agree they’ve helped to change the culture…but how is them doubling a streak that was already in existence an example of changing said culture? Come on, Mark.

[Ignatius 4017]

37 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Hate to be that guy but Deshaun Watson is 6/13 for 33 yards and 1 INT and they're losing 20-3.

In a weird way, Jack Easterby might have been the best thing to ever happen to this franchise. If he doesn’t show up then Buttchin probably makes it another couple of years and (a) we’re the ones signing DW to an extension, (b) our window to draft CJ closes, (c) the atmosphere within the organization never gets toxic enough for Hannah to convince Cal to shut up and follow orders…

[Hank Kingsley 20903]

3 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

In a weird way, Jack Easterby might have been the best thing to ever happen to this franchise. If he doesn’t show up then Buttchin probably makes it another couple of years and (a) we’re the ones signing DW to an extension, (b) our window to draft CJ closes, (c) the atmosphere within the organization never gets toxic enough for Hannah to convince Cal to shut up and follow orders…