2024 Houston Texans Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 78,668]

great bullet throw and catch 

[Jshep34 2,425]

Nico is that dude. Bargain of a contract. Shut up indy fans for years they piped in fake noise to help . Screw them.

[UTHornFan014 752]

What a fucking throw/catch

And then the ref tried to mark it a full yard back from where he went out of bounds

[Macklemore 2,945]

MONEY FUCKING MIXON!!!!! 

[billfromlaketravis 11,817]

Explain the running clock rule to me. It should be have ticking at 1:56. 

[tx 3 putt 78,668]

hell of a week 1 dub !!!!!

[Fud 9,724]

Grown ass first down on three runs

[HtownHorn 15,231]

Ok, Joe Mixon is really good.

[TonyTexas 10,740]

Nice win against a divisional opponent on the road. Didn’t play our best which is actually encouraging. 

[tx 3 putt 78,668]

lot of film on things to improve on 

division W on the road !!!!!

Edited September 8 by tx 3 putt

[Updawg 2,384]

Sloppy but great win

[David Dennison 19,518]

Great win. Lots to work on.

[Js1 87,174]

Just now, Updawg said:

Sloppy but great win

Take a division road win, no matter how ugly 

[tx 3 putt 78,668]

NRG is going to be loud AF next week !!!!!

[TonyTexas 10,740]

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Explain the running clock rule to me. It should be have ticking at 1:56. 

They said he went out on his own thus he wasn’t tacked in bounds which would have stopped the clock. 

[Dutchrudder 11,240]

Nice win, fuck the Colts!

[Harrison Stafford 3,392]

Mixon’s an okie and I’ve never liked him, but today I love him.

[Macklemore 2,945]

Huge win. Indy has been waiting all off-season to get revenge for us beating them the last game to go the playoffs and we denied them again.

Edited September 8 by Macklemore

[Jshep34 2,425]

Nrg will be rocking. Especially given the changes team is making to get fans into the stadium when the game starts.

[tx 3 putt 78,668]

Just now, Jshep34 said:

Nrg will be rocking. Especially given the changes team is making to get fans into the stadium when the game starts.

 

what are they doing ?

[Js1 87,174]

1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Mixon’s an okie and I’ve never liked him, but today I love him.

Still fuck that woman beating Okie 

[tx 3 putt 78,668]

1 game up on the entire division. 

[Updawg 2,384]

1 game up on the entire division. 

Good day for sure

[tx ind 7,057]

Fuck yeah, JAX and Titans lose

[Strat 151]

Like the longhorns- Texans upgrades at key positions are impactful - Hunter, Stefon, Mixon, Arizona, Lassiter.. this team is built for a Super Bowl

Stupid spell check - Aziz 

[Harrison Stafford 3,392]

Our secondary needs to get its shit together.  The completed bombs were just a tad discerning.

[Macklemore 2,945]

43 minutes ago, Fud said:

Jimmy Ward is killing us 

I’d rather have Calen Bullock in there as a rookie. He can cover, has excellent ball skills and is the future 

Edited September 8 by Macklemore

[Macklemore 2,945]

 

[SimonBolivar 11,062]

17 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Good day for sure

Love being in the AFC South 

[Jshep34 2,425]

 
what are they doing ?

Fireworks to alert fans to go in. Also heard possible time limit on texans sponsor events outside

[The Earl of Texas 3,214]

No style points in the NFL like you need in college. "Just win, baby."
 

Road conference dubya, and I don't think there's a facet of the game where we came close to playing our best.

[Hank Kingsley 21,750]

Am I just hungover or was that game extremely painful to watch? My lord. 

Big W. 

Mixon is a revelation. 

Lots of serious leaks in the secondary. 

Hopefully a lot of this sloppiness is cleaned up in Week 2. 

 

[Hate 20,247]

That was a great win!  What a great way to start the season. Lots to work over the next few weeks, but a huge win for the team!

[n64ra 1,150]

Didn't get to watch due to kid's game but nice to see a W

[deech 2,389]

I trust in the defensive side of the ball to clean things up.  Should have unloaded on the over on wins/losses this year for the Texans. 

[The Earl of Texas 3,214]

 

[tx 3 putt 78,668]

1 minute ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

 

 

ryans and the staff doing work 

[Bevo 13,870]

terrible pass protection. great run blocking.

[tx 3 putt 78,668]

 

[tx ind 7,057]

Larry in Stafford is a treasure. 

[Wishbone 4,956]

They have a lot to work on and talk about this week. Great to win a game though when (it appears to me anyway) it seems like they spent the whole game troubleshooting out of necessity when the game plan was disrupted. Hopefully they come out next week looking more like they did last year. Seems like nothing went to plan. That was a definite loss if it weren’t for chick slugga carrying the team on his back. If we get back to last years form on offense, add in the run aspect that bailed us out this week then we’ll be hard to beat. Hope they learned a lot this week and that we don’t see any more disfunctional play. 

[Jshep34 2,425]

Larry in Stafford is a treasure. 

Elaborate please

[The Earl of Texas 3,214]

Hate to be that guy but Deshaun Watson is 6/13 for 33 yards and 1 INT and they're losing 20-3.

[tx ind 7,057]

6 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

26 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Larry in Stafford is a treasure. 

Elaborate please

He calls into the postgame on 610 every game and goes on amazing rants

[tx 3 putt 78,668]

16 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Hate to be that guy but Deshaun Watson is 6/13 for 33 yards and 1 INT and they're losing 20-3.

 

astros : dodgers, yordan trade 

texans : browns, watson trade 

[Fud 9,724]

1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

Given how brutal some of the stretches are at the end of the season, it would be nice to build a bit of a lead as a buffer 

[Updawg 2,384]

Definitely were lucky getting rid of that weirdo.

[IDIOTsavant 8,686]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

ryans and the staff doing work 

Love Demeco and CJ and agree they’ve helped to change the culture…but how is them doubling a streak that was already in existence an example of changing said culture? Come on, Mark.

[Ignatius 4,137]

37 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Hate to be that guy but Deshaun Watson is 6/13 for 33 yards and 1 INT and they're losing 20-3.

In a weird way, Jack Easterby might have been the best thing to ever happen to this franchise. If he doesn’t show up then Buttchin probably makes it another couple of years and (a) we’re the ones signing DW to an extension, (b) our window to draft CJ closes, (c) the atmosphere within the organization never gets toxic enough for Hannah to convince Cal to shut up and follow orders…

[Hank Kingsley 21,750]

3 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

In a weird way, Jack Easterby might have been the best thing to ever happen to this franchise. If he doesn’t show up then Buttchin probably makes it another couple of years and (a) we’re the ones signing DW to an extension, (b) our window to draft CJ closes, (c) the atmosphere within the organization never gets toxic enough for Hannah to convince Cal to shut up and follow orders…