Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox

[Zeus 6096]

Joel Klatt just said football is an analyst driven sport?

lmao bitch I shut the fucking commentary off half the time

[pacman 7359]

Long time listener, first time caller Surly. Is 8 of 10 on 3rd down good?

[UTEE97 3522]

Do we see Arch in mop up duties in the 4th quarter? 

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

bold move to advertise moving to Ohio during a Texas MICHIGAN game...

 

Edited September 7 by AUS-97HORN

[jetsfan76 718]

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Who dis

Simone Simons of Epica.

[ChickenNuggets 1629]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

I traded DM’s with closetojumping when it became apparent Sark was the pick. I was cautiously optimistic. He’s been a home run so far.

I love this and all but Michigan could lose three or four times this year.

We have a lot of people on this board eating crow.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2043]

Just now, pacman said:

Long time listener, first time caller Surly. Is 8 of 10 on 3rd down good?

Not for Michigan 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

10 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

nsiap 

 

 

i think is buddy next to him and to explain what he was doing. i saw that too

[Majorcholas 508]

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Who dis

A dude?

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5456]

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Look ima say it.  I want arch in the 4th qtr 

I love how Arch balling out is the way Texas just demoralizes teams at the end now haha

[Zeus 6096]

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Against fast-paced spread offenses. Not whatever the fuck Michigan is doing

Yep

also in the rig12 where teams are in “comeback mode” and the refs are trying to get a last drive that matters or OT every fucking game

[TOR 5657]

2 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

the Empire Strikes Back... 

 

 

[bernorange 8362]

Appetiser and first course were satisfactory.  Looking forward to an epic 4th quarter dessert.

[JBJ 3655]

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

stepping up in the pocket instead of self sacking or panicking is the difference between being a 2nd/3rd rounder compared to a top 10 draft pick. He looks great. 

He's narrowed his stance coming out of playaction.  Sounds small, but it just makes that first step or rotation getting the ball out that much quicker.  Especially trying to throw across your body.

Edited September 7 by JBJ

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2043]

Just now, UTEE97 said:

Do we see Arch in mop up duties in the 4th quarter? 

For 150+ yards and 2 TDs, yes

[Sgt Hulk 13786]

Seriously all the dick sucking aside. Sark talks culture all day every day.  Hopefully the defense doesn’t get cocky and comes out punishing babies in the faces to show in fact the culture is there. Gabriel hasn’t blown his horn. Fat lady hasn’t sung a whole half left. Demoralize and clear out the big house 

[msucolt45 4063]

Yes - no mercy!! Keep it going and let the backups play in the 4th on a big stage.

Hook’em!!!

[billfromlaketravis 11517]

5 minutes ago, Goodman said:

 

One bite of this Texas ass Portnoy! 

[CurlyDumps 4476]

6 minutes ago, ajax said:

I was initially concerned but when I heard Sark's first interview I was sold. 

What I also remember was the media and even some people here sucking off Aranda and Sam Pittman as superior hires and superior coaches.

Don't forget Six Win Sonny 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1385]

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

heh, I guessed too many points for UM it looks like

 

Bastard!

[Modessit 5603]

Pretty close match to mom's hair/eye color and complexion.

I was wondering why it looked familiar.

[beer 3220]

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Damn. That's going to be a lot of bans.

 

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[Surly Bevo 25052]

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Long time listener, first time caller Surly. Is 8 of 10 on 3rd down good?

Too many 3rd downs.  We should be running the touchdown play every first down.

[Valmy77 13245]

Move to Ohio? Maybe if Siberia is full and I have no other options.

[Hank_Hill 18880]

5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Tom Brady great QB awful commentator

He’s a boring ass NPC. Like a dolls eyes

[ATXbronco 4084]

11 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

nsiap 

 

 

Hahah he messed it up a couple different ways before finally getting it right.

The North will all know it soon enough.

[boilerhorn 1393]

Seems Conor Stalions should be the MVP for the 2023 Michigan season.

[texastroubadour 1216]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Do we see Arch in mop up duties in the 4th quarter? 

would be epic

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3025]

Fuck Portnoy and fuck Michigan

[chainsaw 9870]

wtf is wrong with Ewers' skin? Sunburn?

[Keef 771]

13 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Texas with almost 300 yds in the half….Mich is less than 90

Almost outgained by Gunnar Helm

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2043]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Too many 3rd downs.  We should be running the touchdown play every first down.

It’s coming. Their defense will lay down/wear out 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5456]

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Joel Klatt just said football is an analyst driven sport?

lmao bitch I shut the fucking commentary off half the time

the best way to watch football is in person, at the stadium, with nobody in your ear except the other fans and the PA system. Announcers don't add shit to the game.

[Jersey Man10 3538]

3 and out and 12 minute drive for Texas please.

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

only 2nd flag on MI the whole game 

[MillerEP 30491]

Flag

[TexArcher 37979]

I wouldn't move to Ohio unless Ohio and Oklahoma were the only states that were still habitable.

[DixonHur 11340]

So far it's looking like Ewers made a great decision to come back.  He's night and day from last year

[JOSEYWALES66 1805]

Obvious hold was obvious 

[TOR 5657]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Seriously all the dick sucking aside. Sark talks culture all day every day.  Hopefully the defense doesn’t get cocky and comes out punishing babies in the faces to show in fact the culture is there. Gabriel hasn’t blown his horn. Fat lady hasn’t sung a whole half left. Demoralize and clear out the big house 

I honestly wonder if Saban didn't sit Sark down and and have a long talk about keeping the pressure on instead of letting up on the gas.

[Sgt Hulk 13786]

Good. Block in back move them back 

[Horn Dogg 3911]

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Joel Klatt just said football is an analyst driven sport?

lmao bitch I shut the fucking commentary off half the time

Well, he did take a really hard hit to the head once…..

[Kel Varnsen 8539]

I don't like giving them the opportunity to run back a kickoff... 

[pacman 7359]

Holding on meat chicken

[BurntEyes 6002]

Sark and Ewers are absolutely killing it so far this game. This is the best they've both looked/performed in a first half, ever. 

[The Ace of Aces 5192]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I wouldn't move to Ohio unless Ohio and Oklahoma were the only states that were still habitable.

I’d dive into the ocean in this case 

[Sgt Hulk 13786]

Set the tone boys 

[Majorcholas 508]

Huge Gunnar helm fan here. He’s a less explosive more well rounded version of sanders. He’s going to get paid

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5456]

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

wtf is wrong with Ewers' skin? Sunburn?

he's going supernova