Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox

[Newdoc 3451]

I wish I knew the BAC of some of y’all posting right now. It would explain a lot.

[ztejas 43530]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sleep it off before the night games start. 

I bet you don't even have El Assico on the TV right now you fraud. 

[DaggerHorns 3085]

19 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Fuck off. Our second string QB needs quality snaps. There may have been years when your starting QB gets injured and you just shrug and say "well, it's not like we were going to win the National Championship this year anyway." THose fucking days are gone. If, God fobid, something happens to Ewers, I want a backup ready to win it all. And we can have that by mid-season if Manning gets some quality snaps. It's a new era and there's no reason not to get him those snaps every single fucking chance you get. For all we know, some Sooner fuck is gonna lay a late hit on Quinn early in the game (remember Bama). I want to see a primed and ready Manning come on that field. You stupid motherfucker.

I love the way we won today, but my one criticism is totally fucking valid.

 You’re right, your one feeble minded criticism is valid. You’re smarter than one of the greatest minds in college football. We should’ve played Manning all game you brain dead Neanderthal. 

When you’re done beating off over Notre Dame’s offense, apply for a job.

Try not to suck some BlowU’s guy’s dick on your way home.

Edited September 7 by DaggerHorns

[Irish Wrist Watch 1399]

20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I had an offseason dream a few months ago that we tore up Michigan. We were up 28-0 in the second quarter. Was basically a premonition, IMO. 

Did you have to pull the sheets out of your ass?

[Red Five 40884]

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Did you have to pull the sheets out of your ass?

It was erotic, I won't lie.

[Gene Parmesan 4014]

Just now, Newdoc said:

I wish I knew the BAC of some of y’all posting right now. It would explain a lot.

I’m approaching my gpa

[ztejas 43530]

3 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

I wish I knew the BAC of some of y’all posting right now. It would explain a lot.

I'm pretty light right now. Maybe .19ish.

What's really fucked up is I bet that's extremely accurate. 

Edited September 7 by ztejas

[Irish Wrist Watch 1399]

Maybe the Longhorn Channel needs to move to Chaterbate

[txhorns 2413]

2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I’m approaching my gpa

So just starting your first beer?

[ztejas 43530]

1 minute ago, txhorns said:

So just starting your first beer?

A lot of people go to college for 7 years. 

[Armybrat 40887]

5 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

I wish I knew the BAC of some of y’all posting right now. It would explain a lot.

I’m chill….

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21220]

[Red Five 40884]

Bloody marys in the morning and ranch waters in the afternoon. Tomorrow is going to hurt.

[horn009 139]

It was really impressive how unfazed the team was playing in a massive hostile environment like that. I think that last year's win in Tuscaloosa gave the team a lot of confidence to play in such an environment. 

[Biff Tannen 45716]

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

I’m chill….

 

 

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You fuckers

[NashLonghorn 272]

1 hour ago, TotallyLegit said:

That's all he'll be thinking about. "Last five minutes!...Last five minutes!...Last five minutes!"

He doesn’t even need to take a shower!!

 

 

do they fly right back or wait till evening or tomorrow?   They earned the right to have fun. 

[UncleSonny 6573]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Yeah fuck nuts, Arch looks real concerned with his lack of playing time. Fuck off.

Probably the last time we’ll ever see him in a Texas uniform. #sad 

[Zeus 6127]

5 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

He doesn’t even need to take a shower!!

 

 

do they fly right back or wait till evening or tomorrow?   They earned the right to have fun. 

Have fun in Austin not in that shit hole

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

Win # 950 on the road against the team with the most wins. Damn, it feels good.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12502]

49 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

It is a near guarantee that a 1-loss Texas is in the SEC championship game.  Would have to be some real bullshit with tiebreakers to prevent it

What is this 1-loss do you speak of? It doesn't make sense to me. Didn't you get the memo? We goin to the top undefeated, son!

[HenryJames 66164]

22 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

I think that's what Oklahoma told Troy Aikman...

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12502]

48 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I have not been this excited since the pigs ate my brother, and I got to watch it.

 

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

[Laxtonto 12105]

 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1399]

4 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

What is this 1-loss do you speak of? It doesn't make sense to me. Didn't you get the memo? We goin to the top undefeated, son!

The OU game will be awesome. I don't think we've seen a Texas D this good in a while. If they could plug up OU, we could blow those motherfuckers out of the stadium. Can Mich be that bad after its natty?

[Red Five 40884]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Ah yes, I knew Wingo would be our leading rusher today.

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

That game was a comfortable watch. May it ever be so.

It feels great to play early, beat a blue blood at their place, break their winning streaks, then win by double-digits and be finished by 2:30, and then just sit back the rest of the day and soak up the victory!

[Irish Wrist Watch 1399]

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ah yes, I knew Wingo would be our leading rusher today.

Yeah. If only that had been a 65-yard run...-)

[Funk Doctor Spock 12502]

25 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Maybe the Longhorn Channel needs to move to Chaterbate

So you're telling me there are single ladies in my area dying to meet me?

[TOR 5813]

29 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I’m approaching my gpa

Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

The dog may need to walk herself tonight.  

[AUS-97HORN 11820]

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

so ewers ran 4 times.... zero yards....

 

for a neg -0.3 avg?

 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12502]

7 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

The OU game will be awesome. I don't think we've seen a Texas D this good in a while. If they could plug up OU, we could blow those motherfuckers out of the stadium. Can Mich be that bad after its natty?

Ou's offense is moribund. Our defense should rape and pillage that entire unit. They probably don't have the horses on defense, either. I think they're another year or two away before they are. 

But, it's also a rivalry game, and I've seen really good Texas teams get their teeth kicked in, so I won't take it for granted. It's a weird atmosphere. 

[Michael Knight 12994]

2 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

I hope you're right. I'll add one other thing. How do you think Arch's family, his uncles... whatever... felt when with five minutes left and an absolute insurmountable lead, Quinn comes back on the field? At best, they'll think that Sark isn't even thinking about getting their kid playing time. It's just not cool.

If he plays half the game next week, all will be forgotten. We'll see. Sounds a bit optimistic. Wouldn't be surprised to see a little blowback on this next week. 

[mdmost 43041]

We still need a pass rush. Run and pass defense are strong. We still need to get to the passer. 

Edited September 7 by mdmost

[ztejas 43530]

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We still need a pass rush. Run and pass defense are strong. We still need to get to the passer. 

What we need to do is put Arch in at DE.

[Deej 76902]

1 hour ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Fuck off. Our second string QB needs quality snaps. There may have been years when your starting QB gets injured and you just shrug and say "well, it's not like we were going to win the National Championship this year anyway." THose fucking days are gone. If, God fobid, something happens to Ewers, I want a backup ready to win it all. And we can have that by mid-season if Manning gets some quality snaps. It's a new era and there's no reason not to get him those snaps every single fucking chance you get. For all we know, some Sooner fuck is gonna lay a late hit on Quinn early in the game (remember Bama). I want to see a primed and ready Manning come on that field. You stupid motherfucker.

I love the way we won today, but my one criticism is totally fucking valid.

What quality snaps was our second string QB gonna actually get handing the ball off to burn out the clock against a shitty defense? Arch will get plenty of reps where he gets to work through the playbook over the next several weeks. 

[Hondo 682]

40 minutes ago, ztejas said:

A lot of people go to college for 7 years. 

Yeah...they're called "doctors"

[MirrOlure 14834]

Anyone complaining about anything other than the 4 handoff to the Invisible Man plays needs help

[mdmost 43041]

I want to really highlight the passing game today against a good defense. Quinn was great. He didn't panic. He didn't make bad throws. He threw it high or in the dirt if he didn't have anything. Gunner is turning into a great weapon for Quinn. Bond is a man. He might end up being one of the best WRs we've ever had. Blue and Wisner are a great tandem. Wisner looks like he's been with the program for years. Sark really does the portal probably better than anyone. Golden is clutch. The protection by the OL was great. I like that Quinn took some chances with his feet instead of trying to force a pass or toss it out of bounds. Sark called a hell of a game. 

[Dbeasy 15087]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What we need to do is put Arch in at DE.

Sure. But if we do that who plays tailback?

[Lhorn 4948]

Just run him between the tackles. He needs game reps. 

[futureman 22539]

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Bond is a man. He might end up being one of the best WRs we've ever had.

easy there, chief

[deft 6876]

Ou's offense is moribund. Our defense should rape and pillage that entire unit. They probably don't have the horses on defense, either. I think they're another year or two away before they are. 
But, it's also a rivalry game, and I've seen really good Texas teams get their teeth kicked in, so I won't take it for granted. It's a weird atmosphere. 

They won’t have big 12 refs. Holding is getting called.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12502]

Just now, deft said:

They won’t have big 12 refs. Holding is getting called.

Thank Christ for that. Like clockwork in that shitty conference you already knew they wouldn't call 20+ chokeholds

[jdhorn92 1557]

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I want to really highlight the passing game today against a good defense. Quinn was great. He didn't panic. He didn't make bad throws. He threw it high or in the dirt if he didn't have anything. Gunner is turning into a great weapon for Quinn. Bond is a man. He might end up being one of the best WRs we've ever had. Blue and Wisner are a great tandem. Wisner looks like he's been with the program for years. Sark really does the portal probably better than anyone. Golden is clutch. The protection by the OL was great. I like that Quinn took some chances with his feet instead of trying to force a pass or toss it out of bounds. Sark called a hell of a game. 

Agreed and as good as the O played, we left some points and yards out there with the one holding and numerous false starts. 

[Nivek 16982]

Fuck off. Our second string QB needs quality snaps. There may have been years when your starting QB gets injured and you just shrug and say "well, it's not like we were going to win the National Championship this year anyway." THose fucking days are gone. If, God fobid, something happens to Ewers, I want a backup ready to win it all. And we can have that by mid-season if Manning gets some quality snaps. It's a new era and there's no reason not to get him those snaps every single fucking chance you get. For all we know, some Sooner fuck is gonna lay a late hit on Quinn early in the game (remember Bama). I want to see a primed and ready Manning come on that field. You stupid motherfucker.
I love the way we won today, but my one criticism is totally fucking valid.

Manning seems ready to go at any moment. There won’t be a need to run the ball for 2-3 series before they allow him to make a 2 yard attempt.

Sark knows how to handle the QB spot. I think I’ll defer to him.

This isn’t Colt with GG as a back up with 0 game experience.

[mdmost 43041]

24 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Agreed and as good as the O played, we left some points and yards out there with the one holding and numerous false starts. 

Yes, false starts and holds are still a problem. We definitely hit Michigan at the right time with all their attrition. But we also had a bunch and reloading is the name of the game. I also don't understand what they're doing with Orji. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1399]

59 minutes ago, Deej said:

What quality snaps was our second string QB gonna actually get handing the ball off to burn out the clock against a shitty defense? Arch will get plenty of reps where he gets to work through the playbook over the next several weeks. 

In Ewers last possession or two he didn't do much, but I think he threw one or two passes. There might have been six or seven minutes left. Game fucking out of reach to Michigan, and it would have been awesome to see Arch complete a pass or two, maybe get a first down or two, run five or six minutes off the clock and end the drive with a TD. Coulda easily happened. Talk about excitement. Talk about a confidence builder.

And don't think for a minute that because Arch's folks like Austin or belong to some fucking country club, etc, that they didn't care if their all-star son, that every college in the country wanted, a kid who had a stellar high school career, only got to hand the ball off three times into the line. They have the highest expectations in the world for their kid.  As do we all. We know what he's capable of. I'd like to hear Sark's reasons.

[Post Oak 20260]

 

 

Edited September 7 by Post Oak