Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox

[troph 25227]

3 minutes ago, Nope said:

So it turns out Gibson is perfect for the Baxter role 

He ran like a fucking man 

[sith_horn 2516]

1 minute ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

It’s his first football game. Also, surly gon surl. Ewers doing great 

Ewers has done both great and bad. He's gotten lucky a few times.

[bschoolprof 6341]

run defense a little shaky 

[TOR 6125]

Warren 'Inspiring Story' DRINK!

[Hefeweizen 5444]

1 minute ago, Fudbelty said:

Big 10 just can’t handle this SEC football. It’s just different.

Neg on principle when someone pimps the SEC.

[RPM 26628]

Just now, Bodowned said:

A stop and touchdown before halftime…a man can dream, can’t he?

I'm betting on turnover.

[ztejas 44227]

Michigan can run for 4-5 yards a pop and run clock all day long AFAIC. 

[Surly Bevo 25741]

Just now, Zeus said:

Bingo

 their big bad DL is already exhausted

They lost a ton of depth, their studs will have to play way more snaps than the 25-30 they played last year.

[Kel Varnsen 8748]

If we can start making those first tackles, this will get ugly quicker.

[Navin R. Johnson 895]

Quinn bested Weigman’s entire game stats in the first quarter 

[Mdhorn 6166]

Flood doing work. Them big bodies are pushing.

[gofuckyourself 9088]

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I've graduated to Emporer Julius 

 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

How'd you get my cockring? 

C'mon, you know how.

[Sgt Hulk 14438]

I can get behind the cool story for Warren and overcoming.  But today you’re getting fucked up bro 

[sith_horn 2516]

4 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

The hell are you talking about 

Just focus on the good stuff.

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

INT!!!!!!!

[satyanash 15601]

LET'S GOOOOOOO

[beer 3294]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

How'd you get my cockring? 

 

2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

That drive was great.  We just rammed it up their ass Michigan football style.

 

2 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

I did not have running it down their throats on my game bingo. Me likey.

 

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

We are butt fucking Michigan in the trenches. This is glorious. 

Lots of homoerotic imagery here, nttawwt

[crony 377]

HAHA!!!

[Fudbelty 2810]

Neg on principle when someone pimps the SEC.

Neg these nuts then catch some sarcasm.

[ztejas 44227]

Lol. This might get bad. 

[MillerEP 30905]

Int!!

[gofuckyourself 9088]

Interception bitches!

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

POWWWWWWWW

[TOR 6125]

INTER CEPTION!

 

GO defense, go defense, it's your birthday!

[MNLonghornFUKM 8983]

thank you very much!

[SpiralOut 1965]

Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[OU Sucks 9390]

YESSS!!!

[Modessit 5667]

Turnover time. Sweep the leg.

You're welcome.

[Gil Bang 26239]

FUCK YES

[Rockethorn1978 6205]

Today is show the country we have a huge massive veiny cock. 

[RamjetFDO 10651]

Texcaliber Time!

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

They're using the clock against themselves 

[MillerEP 30905]

Here comes that stupid texcalibur sword

[Surly Bevo 25741]

POW POW

[VRHorn 732]

Fuck yes!

[Pancho 46308]

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

[Sgt Hulk 14438]

Let’s fucking goooo

[NAVY 6969]

Big House is gonna be mostly empty house 

Hahahahhahshsb 

[Lou_Sassle 2995]

Hot damn! Let's step on their fucking throats! 

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

No 15 yard cushion on a short yardage situation. Who the hell are we turning into? Winners? 

[Mdhorn 6166]

3 minutes ago, Escapedgoat said:

And they can’t score. Anything over 14 points is asking too much. 

Their offense is eating clock, and if Texas can build a lead, Meatchicken is in trouble.  

[RPM 26628]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

I'm betting on turnover.

Ahem...

[Kel Varnsen 8748]

[Michael Knight 13217]

fuck yeah

[Jimbaround 987]

Oh hell yes.

[Macklemore 2945]

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I've graduated to Emporer Julius 

If you’re going to do a thumb ring get an Ottoman style one.

[Horn Dogg 4296]

Put that shit on the sword motherfuckers!!

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

THERE’s MY TURNOVER! 

[HornPhD 1389]

Tip drill!

[Valmy77 13626]

Woooo!! Fuck yeah!

No Mercy! Crush their spirits now Sark!