Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox

[AUS-97HORN 12,051]

Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

 

dont they have alumni pass in out rules ... kinda like our alumni center?

[kingkoopa6 8,711]

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

One bite of this Texas ass Portnoy! 

The bishop Gorman one hilarious 

[Surly Bevo 25,753]

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Sark and Ewers are absolutely killing it so far this game. This is the best they've both looked/performed in a first half, ever. 

Well I mean there was 2022 OU and GULP....2021 OU.

[dcar00 14,974]

what the fuck are they stopping the clock for?

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,662]

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Sark and Ewers are absolutely killing it so far this game. This is the best they've both looked/performed in a first half, ever. 

What about vs OU 2 years ago?

[Macklemore 2,945]

8 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Just come out in the second half and step on their fucking throats. Make them see this team in their fucking nightmares. It’s time to fully embrace the Texas villain role. 

You’d know as a Boston sports fan and Masshole.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,287]

A flag on Michigan??? What world are we living in?

[Kel Varnsen 8,748]

If they want to play 3yds and a cloud of dust down 21, I'm good with that.

[TOR 6,131]

WOW Makuba is FAST.

[gofuckyourself 9,088]

Mukuba AGAIN with a great open field tackle.

[Zeus 6,864]

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Fuck Portnoy and fuck Michigan

This can’t be repeated enough

[Paul Wesley 3,313]

Hello, Mr Makuba

 

[SpiralOut 1,965]

Makuba ain't fucking around.

[chainsaw 10,296]

holding not called of course

[ATXbronco 4,507]

MUKUBAAAAAAAAAAh

[Sgt Hulk 14,457]

Makuba is so good 

[Surly Bevo 25,753]

Man that kid can tackle

[BurntEyes 6,320]

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

What about vs OU 2 years ago?

Was my message unclear?

[AUS-97HORN 12,051]

i would like our wrap ups on 2nd down to be tighter. 

 

lets end this drive 

[Sawbonz 28,225]

So nice to see solid tackling 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,287]

Mukuba with a lick

[TexArcher 39,074]

Mukuba beasting

[Zeus 6,864]

Michigan out there chewing clock down 21 lmao

[UTEE97 3,937]

Makuba showing out.

[satyanash 15,612]

LET'S GOOOOOOO

[The Ace of Aces 5,377]

Remember when Texas couldn’t tackle anything? Fuck you again Tom Herman. 

[Sgt Hulk 14,457]

Money down boys let’s go

[dcar00 14,974]

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

If they want to play 3yds and a cloud of dust down 21, I'm good with that.

I can't tell if this is "do what we do" or "limit the damage"

[MillerEP 30,907]

There we go, good stop

[thunderlounge 8,414]

Man, imagine as a kid and having to explain to your parents that no, you’re not a pervert, and your friends last name is really orgy. 

[Horn Dogg 4,297]

So Michigans come from behind game plan is to run it up the middle?

[NAVY 6,969]

Better get all this running out of their system before having to throw the ball the ray of the way 

[gofuckyourself 9,088]

Lol Michigan.

I want 52-3.

I want maize and blue watered down by salty, salty tears.

[Kel Varnsen 8,748]

[chainsaw 10,296]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Remember when Texas couldn’t tackle anything? Fuck you again Tom Herman. 

we should never have stopped doing the gator roll drills

[CurlyDumps 4,660]

Nice throw, chief 

[Sgt Hulk 14,457]

Ok offense your turn 

[atomheartbevo 90,651]

[Topper13 3,640]

Punt, bitches

[troph 25,229]

Moore with a nice pressure 

[Modessit 5,667]

QB was off on the throw but it still went right through the WRs arms.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,603]

Love his story…..but Davis Warren is ass my dude

[TOR 6,131]

Almost a 3 and out.  Meat Chicken is starting to realize it is over, probably get chippy now.

[Surly Bevo 25,753]

Michigan wants to do this.  They were hoping they could go down the field get a TD, maybe get a stop or a turnover and start to tighten it up.  

[sith_horn 2,518]

5 minutes ago, Modessit said:

9 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Pretty close match to mom's hair/eye color and complexion.

I was wondering why it looked familiar.

Your dreams ... lol

[Pancho 46,327]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Remember when Texas couldn’t tackle anything? Fuck you again Tom Herman. 

 

[TexArcher 39,074]

This game is so over that even Gus Johnson can't get excited.

We've de-bonered Gus Johnson.

[gofuckyourself 9,088]

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

He just might. We're gonna hurt em.

[chainsaw 10,296]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Michigan wants to do this.  They were hoping they could go down the field get a TD, maybe get a stop or a turnover and start to tighten it up.  

[Biff Tannen 46,168]

It’s not so much me as it is Roenick. He’s good.