Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox

[MNLonghornFUKM 8789]

well that was pretty harmless

[HRSchenker 2224]

Michigan is a nice piece of steak and we just fucking cooked them. Well done. No pink. Grill marks in perfect alignment. Where's my goddamn glazed carrot and baked potato? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Hahahahaha Michigan is so fucking bad. That whole narrative of them playing vanilla and not wanting to tip their hand last week against Fresno St was bullshit. They are going to have a steep drop off from last years.

We're that good 

[gofuckyourself 8066]

Ok fuck that series. That was not all gas.

I want fucking napalm on these fucks.

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1564]

Hang Fiddy on these hoes. 

[Stunns38 3275]

L.O.L. Unlike Milroe last year, this QB needs to get replaced next game.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3788]

Meh. Don't like going conservative here. Step on their throats 

[Hook1997 5241]

Edited September 7 by Hook1997
Need more all gas no breaks though..,

[Pam Cummings 9424]

Damn stupid 3 and out

[burntorangebongos 10658]

If they score this TD, I predict Arch in the 4th with some other 2nd string studs. Let's Go HORNS!!!!!!

[Rockethorn1978 6059]

That play on 3rd down is the stuff that drives me fucking nuts with sark. 

[chainsaw 9668]

Just now, thunderlounge said:

 

No, I don't think it is. Full bore, til 00:00. Fuck every last one of them for that cheap-ass shot. I could see Sark maybe run it out before all that. But now? You fuck their faces and their mothers. Full on:

 

Arch is capable of stunting on these hoes.

[ztejas 42819]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Michigan is going 6-6 this year easily. They are so bad. But you can tell Texas is a legitimately great team as they aren’t struggling. 

They probably go 8-4 or 7-5.

[Bodowned 662]

What the fuck, Sark? All gas, no brakes?

[Valmy77 12817]

That one receiver might need some reps. That's two turnovers on him.

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Little bullshit on that series. They are blitzing every play 

[Dahobbs 17255]

Strange play calls. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

What a wasted series. Jesus. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5321]

Go for it lmao

[MNLonghornFUKM 8789]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hahahahaha Michigan is so fucking bad. That whole narrative of them playing vanilla and not wanting to tip their hand last week against Fresno St was bullshit. They are going to have a steep drop off from last years.

so i shot my shot and missed. 

[Carl Spackler 3458]

JFC, Sark -- no brakes!!

[BurntOrange&White 38890]

I feel like that was a throw away series by Sark to burn 3rd quarter up

[hook me 2039]

wtf was that after another big TO? fucking shit sark don’t stop now!

[The Ace of Aces 5054]

Ummm Sark? Style points can still matter 

[TOR 5217]

That was a shit posession.

[Topper13 3116]

Don't turtle this shit, Sark

[dcar00 13961]

ST needs some work

[Irish Wrist Watch 1340]

A total shit series

[Bevo&Pevo 4932]

Before the freakin' penalty that would have been a great time to run a fake.

We need some picts of the stadium getting empty.

Edited September 7 by Bevo&Pevo

[beer 3197]

"Michigan is not used to this"

[Valmy77 12817]

Pin them deep punter

[Hugo Stiglitz 23247]

Texas is going to win

[ztejas 42819]

Just now, Bodowned said:

What the fuck, Sark? All gas, no brakes?

 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Strange play calls. 

 

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

What a wasted series. Jesus. 

[Drew 2267]

Hmm give up series after a turnover?

 

not even in FG range? 

[Underdog 28231]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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[ClubWhatever 12070]

Sloppy shit.  Next drive just put in the second team offense.  They looked good against CSU

[DixonHur 10862]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

L.O.L. Unlike Milroe last year, this QB needs to get replaced next game.

By who?

[FloridaHorn 4726]

1 minute ago, VoteforHank said:

Is Michigan gonna give out more little helmet stickers for this game or nah?

Yes, they will be on the Texas helmets next Saturday 

[kingkoopa6 8278]

[BurgleBro 754]

Devils advocate... don't mind the turtling to get our D more reps?

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

We could have a fifty burger if not for some stupid ass play calling by Sark. Just wasting on trying to get cute. 

Try your little tricks against ULM, not Michigan 

[Bodowned 662]

That really was a pathetic drive from Sark. Great field position to end this once and for all and wasted it for no reason other than…mercy?

[Lou Loomis 707]

Hate when we act classy with big leads

[Dahobbs 17255]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I feel like that was a throw away series by Sark to burn 3rd quarter up

I would have been ok if he had actually done that....

[Drew 2267]

Yeah just killing the 3rd. Bet he airs it out next possession. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18509]

5 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Starlink streaming ....

Lol. No. Verizon Fios in NYC just might be ahead 

[beer 3197]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Texas is going to win

 

[Ghost of Shag 2555]

Will we see Arch?

[ztejas 42819]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Ummm Sark? Style points can still matter 

This team isn't going to need style points. Some of you need to take some laudanum and go lie down. 

[thunderlounge 7642]

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Arch is capable of stunting on these hoes.

 

Well, no shit. But he wasn't the one getting knocked on his ass from taking a knee, either.