Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox

[dcar00 13961]

Just now, beer said:

"Michigan is not used to this"

how quickly they forget the Brady Hoke years...

[TexArcher 37104]

Anybody got any decent phone games I can download and play during this snoozefest?

[Mez2 4013]

We're gonna make 'em say "matte"

#bloodsport

[chainsaw 9668]

purple cats tied it up in Nola

[ButtFumble 5092]

 

92Ag95

1:38p

 

AG

 

 

 

The depressing thing is if that's us in Ann Arbor...Michigan is up 21-7 and we're tripping all over ourselves.

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Just now, dcar00 said:

how quickly they forget the Brady Hoke years...

And the Rodriguez years 

[BurntOrange&White 38890]

Just now, dcar00 said:

how quickly they forget the Harbough years before Connor Stallions...

FIFY

[Dark Horse 2250]

2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Michigan is a nice piece of steak and we just fucking cooked them. Well done. No pink. Grill marks in perfect alignment. Where's my goddamn glazed carrot and baked potato? 

Well done steak? Wtf is your problem?

[Mdhorn 5838]

Michigan still running?  They're done.

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We could have a fifty burger if not for some stupid ass play calling by Sark. Just wasting on trying to get cute. 

Try your little tricks against ULM, not Michigan 

 

[Rickylovesweed 14087]

Big thing is just getting out of this game without injuries now. 

[Surly Bevo 24608]

Michigan didn't go to the Sark school of maximize your number of plays

[TOR 5217]

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Does this count as a Surrender Cobra?  Maybe the rare inverted sub-species?

[Horn117 647]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Anybody got any decent phone games I can download and play during this snoozefest?

Retro Bowl College

[speed817 18926]

[Constant 6554]

Wow. Defeated. 

[Longboard Horn 39900]

Michigan is so bad. 

[ClubWhatever 12070]

Lefau in at Mike.  

[BabaYaga 15184]

Fucking A.   Girl had a game at the same time.  Beat her old team on a last second header.   Then this!!!!

we drinking!!!!!

[Biff Tannen 45228]

This is nice. This is how it should be. 

[Nueces River Rat 5500]

First Linda Carter break for us olds

 

 

[Rickylovesweed 14087]

No reason to see Blue again in this game and don't put Ewers in any situation to take a hit. 

[Hondo 660]

Best of both worlds:

- Put in Arch

- Leave the playbook wide open and play aggressive.

 

Arch gets reps and we run up the score on these late-hitting turds.

[jeevsie 3696]

My mood is currently- Happy

[hook me 2039]

Could have brought Arch in for the 4th had we scored a TD on that drive. That would have been the cherry on top.

[Fastbreak 3891]

Is the Michigan coach trying to get fired?

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

This team is going to put a beating on folks 

[Vic Mackey 46720]

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

so i shot my shot and missed. 

Did you say that? I saw that some here and around social media, mainly from Michigan fans. I think they were trying to downplay how mediocre they looked against a mediocre Fresno team. Their QB is terrible. No speed on offense and no playmakers at all. OL is weak. Michigan isn't like Bama, Georgia or the old Clemson teams. Ohio St even. They can't just reload and keep it moving. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

[Fondren & Main 6598]

8 minutes ago, SlingeroGuitaro said:

Gunnar F’n Helm

[Beer Horn 93]

Not running a play at the end of the 3rd = throwing in the fucking towel. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5321]

[ztejas 42819]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Anybody got any decent phone games I can download and play during this snoozefest?

Slay the Spire

[Vic Mackey 46720]

[BachelorTrek 2903]

BIG

SLOW

TEN

How's that shit taste, MEATCHICKEN?

 

Let's Fucking Go!

HOOK’EM HORNS!!

[Steelers Roll Left 1140]

6pts allowed by the D through 7 quarters…..

[TexArcher 37104]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

First Linda Carter break for us olds

 

 

On a scale of 1 to 10, this is a 14.5.

[chainsaw 9668]

1 minute ago, Hondo said:

Best of both worlds:

- Put in Arch

- Leave the playbook wide open and play aggressive.

 

Arch gets reps and we run up the score on these late-hitting turds.

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

Is the Michigan coach trying to get fired?

They don’t have a QB. And their defense is best against a team that starts 3 280# tight ends and a fullback. 

[Rudiger 1148]

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

And the Rodriguez years 

I was in law school at Michigan during the Rich Rod years. Never bothered going to a game. 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 1990]

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

Is the Michigan coach trying to get fired?

He probably has a great buyout. 

[Escapedgoat 90]

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Michigan still running?  They're done.

They have two terrible quarterbacks thankfully. It’s all that they can do. 

[gofuckyourself 8066]

They done quit.

A fumble, scoop and score would be nice.

[ClubWhatever 12070]

This is why you don't hire "interim coach" who the players love 

[FloridaHorn 4726]

Sark pushed the mass subs button

[troph 24028]

Don’t like the 3 runs and out. Texas gets one more score there it’s arch time. Maybe it is anyway with a stop here.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5321]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

He fucking is and doesn't get nearly the Heisman love he should

[TexArcher 37104]

LMFAO AT THEM SINGING "MR. BRIGHTSIDE" IN FULL VOICE WHILE WE'RE UP 31-6, I ALMOST FEEL BAD, EXCEPT FUCK NO I DON'T.

[chainsaw 9668]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

This is why you don't hire "interim coach" who the players love 

[satyanash 14136]

Fuck off. Refs can go DIAF