Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox

[dcar00 14974]

Just now, beer said:

"Michigan is not used to this"

how quickly they forget the Brady Hoke years...

[TexArcher 39074]

Anybody got any decent phone games I can download and play during this snoozefest?

[Mez2 4048]

We're gonna make 'em say "matte"

#bloodsport

[chainsaw 10298]

purple cats tied it up in Nola

[ButtFumble 5287]

 

92Ag95

1:38p

 

AG

 

 

 

The depressing thing is if that's us in Ann Arbor...Michigan is up 21-7 and we're tripping all over ourselves.

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

Just now, dcar00 said:

how quickly they forget the Brady Hoke years...

And the Rodriguez years 

[BurntOrange&White 41905]

Just now, dcar00 said:

how quickly they forget the Harbough years before Connor Stallions...

FIFY

[Dark Horse 2430]

2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Michigan is a nice piece of steak and we just fucking cooked them. Well done. No pink. Grill marks in perfect alignment. Where's my goddamn glazed carrot and baked potato? 

Well done steak? Wtf is your problem?

[Mdhorn 6166]

Michigan still running?  They're done.

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We could have a fifty burger if not for some stupid ass play calling by Sark. Just wasting on trying to get cute. 

Try your little tricks against ULM, not Michigan 

 

[Rickylovesweed 15532]

Big thing is just getting out of this game without injuries now. 

[Surly Bevo 25755]

Michigan didn't go to the Sark school of maximize your number of plays

[TOR 6131]

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Does this count as a Surrender Cobra?  Maybe the rare inverted sub-species?

[Horn117 650]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Anybody got any decent phone games I can download and play during this snoozefest?

Retro Bowl College

[speed817 19961]

[Constant 6887]

Wow. Defeated. 

[Longboard Horn 41363]

Michigan is so bad. 

[ClubWhatever 12314]

Lefau in at Mike.  

[BabaYaga 15625]

Fucking A.   Girl had a game at the same time.  Beat her old team on a last second header.   Then this!!!!

we drinking!!!!!

[Biff Tannen 46169]

This is nice. This is how it should be. 

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

First Linda Carter break for us olds

 

 

[Rickylovesweed 15532]

No reason to see Blue again in this game and don't put Ewers in any situation to take a hit. 

[Hondo 749]

Best of both worlds:

- Put in Arch

- Leave the playbook wide open and play aggressive.

 

Arch gets reps and we run up the score on these late-hitting turds.

[jeevsie 3789]

My mood is currently- Happy

[hook me 2163]

Could have brought Arch in for the 4th had we scored a TD on that drive. That would have been the cherry on top.

[Fastbreak 4054]

Is the Michigan coach trying to get fired?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

This team is going to put a beating on folks 

[Vic Mackey 47969]

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

so i shot my shot and missed. 

Did you say that? I saw that some here and around social media, mainly from Michigan fans. I think they were trying to downplay how mediocre they looked against a mediocre Fresno team. Their QB is terrible. No speed on offense and no playmakers at all. OL is weak. Michigan isn't like Bama, Georgia or the old Clemson teams. Ohio St even. They can't just reload and keep it moving. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

[Fondren & Main 6903]

8 minutes ago, SlingeroGuitaro said:

Gunnar F’n Helm

[Beer Horn 93]

Not running a play at the end of the 3rd = throwing in the fucking towel. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5662]

[ztejas 44233]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Anybody got any decent phone games I can download and play during this snoozefest?

Slay the Spire

[Vic Mackey 47969]

[BachelorTrek 3321]

BIG

SLOW

TEN

How's that shit taste, MEATCHICKEN?

 

Let's Fucking Go!

HOOK’EM HORNS!!

[Steelers Roll Left 1299]

6pts allowed by the D through 7 quarters…..

[TexArcher 39074]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

First Linda Carter break for us olds

 

 

On a scale of 1 to 10, this is a 14.5.

[chainsaw 10298]

1 minute ago, Hondo said:

Best of both worlds:

- Put in Arch

- Leave the playbook wide open and play aggressive.

 

Arch gets reps and we run up the score on these late-hitting turds.

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

Is the Michigan coach trying to get fired?

They don’t have a QB. And their defense is best against a team that starts 3 280# tight ends and a fullback. 

[Rudiger 1181]

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

And the Rodriguez years 

I was in law school at Michigan during the Rich Rod years. Never bothered going to a game. 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2115]

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

Is the Michigan coach trying to get fired?

He probably has a great buyout. 

[Escapedgoat 90]

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Michigan still running?  They're done.

They have two terrible quarterbacks thankfully. It’s all that they can do. 

[gofuckyourself 9088]

They done quit.

A fumble, scoop and score would be nice.

[ClubWhatever 12314]

This is why you don't hire "interim coach" who the players love 

[FloridaHorn 4887]

Sark pushed the mass subs button

[troph 25231]

Don’t like the 3 runs and out. Texas gets one more score there it’s arch time. Maybe it is anyway with a stop here.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5662]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

He fucking is and doesn't get nearly the Heisman love he should

[TexArcher 39074]

LMFAO AT THEM SINGING "MR. BRIGHTSIDE" IN FULL VOICE WHILE WE'RE UP 31-6, I ALMOST FEEL BAD, EXCEPT FUCK NO I DON'T.

[chainsaw 10298]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

This is why you don't hire "interim coach" who the players love 

[satyanash 15622]

Fuck off. Refs can go DIAF