Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox

[Leanderman 2360]

[Rimbo 27003]

2 hours ago, hookem48 said:

Watching Urban listen to MM talk football was pretty funny.

Dude, I'm so glad I saw that. They were not expecting MM to just start talking football properly.

Edited September 8 by Rimbo

[Jive Turkey 12996]

55 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

That is one attractive woman.

Fox 4’s Peyton Yager. 

 

[MissingInAction 25555]

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

I feel my 10 dollars a month played a part.

I yelled BURNT ENDS! Every time he touched the ball.

[Hookem2147 22023]

8-4 seems likely for Michigan. Maybe an outside shot at 7-5 if things really fall apart. Their defense will be able to carry them against the likes of Arkansas State, Illinois, Minnesota, Washington, Michigan State, Indiana and Northwestern. USC, Ohio State and Oregon is where they are in deep trouble.

Orji must have had the worst fall camp of all time. I feel like their best path to offensive success is building a creative running game around him. There is no need to try to have any real semblance of a drop back passing game with the receivers they are running out there.

Edited September 8 by Hookem2147

[C-Man 27778]

8-4 seems likely for Michigan. Maybe an outside shot at 7-5 if things really fall apart. Their defense will be able to carry them against the likes of Arkansas State, Illinois, Minnesota, Washington, Michigan State, Indiana and Northwestern. USC, Ohio State and Oregon is where they are in deep trouble.
Orji must have had the worst fall camp of all time. I feel like their best path to offensive success is building a creative running game around him. There is no need to try to have any real semblance of a drop back passing game with the receivers they are running out there.

Yep. I posted yesterday that Michigan likely loses 3-4 more times this year. They’ll barely be a Top 25 team by the end of the year. They’re about to slide back to what they were pre-Harbaugh.

[thunderlounge 8407]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

They’re about to slide back to what they were pre-Harbaugh.

 

[tokamak 6687]

6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

8-4 seems likely for Michigan. Maybe an outside shot at 7-5 if things really fall apart. Their defense will be able to carry them against the likes of Arkansas State, Illinois, Minnesota, Washington, Michigan State, Indiana and Northwestern. USC, Ohio State and Oregon is where they are in deep trouble.

Orji must have had the worst fall camp of all time. I feel like their best path to offensive success is building a creative running game around him. There is no need to try to have any real semblance of a drop back passing game with the receivers they are running out there.

Their lack of talent was pretty jarring. The TE and a couple of the pieces on D could play for a contender, that’s about it. Reading their fan boards, the cupboard is bare among sophomores and freshmen too.

They love Harbaugh now but they may reevaluate him eventually. Seems like he burned this motherfucker to the ground on his way out. 

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Yep. I posted yesterday that Michigan likely loses 3-4 more times this year. They’ll barely be a Top 25 team by the end of the year. They’re about to slide back to what they were pre-Harbaugh.

Fair enough. On the other hand, it’s been a minute since Texas was naming scores against Top 25 teams in their place. Me gusta. 

[TornACL 7792]

I'm struck by the fact that Sark's scheme shouldn't have been much of a surprise to Michigan or to fans who pay attention, yet Michigan had no answer. 

We have the Jimmies and Joes AND the X's and O's 

Additionally, Quinn casually burning a couple of throws on early downs because it wasn't there was a sign of Texas' supreme confidence in the game plan. On the road in front of 111k and we're like, fuck it we'll pick this up on 2nd or 3rd. He didn't press at all. 

 

[Gaffords 778]

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Yep. I posted yesterday that Michigan likely loses 3-4 more times this year. They’ll barely be a Top 25 team by the end of the year. They’re about to slide back to what they were pre-Harbaugh.

Sign stealing guy...

[closetohumping 17810]

43 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Sark was holding a lot back for UTSA.

Didn’t those losers just lose to Southwest Texas?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8977]

5 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I'm struck by the fact that Sark's scheme shouldn't have been much of a surprise to Michigan or to fans who pay attention, yet Michigan had no answer. 

We have the Jimmies and Joes AND the X's and O's 

Additionally, Quinn casually burning a couple of throws on early downs because it wasn't there was a sign of Texas' supreme confidence in the game plan. On the road in front of 111k and we're like, fuck it we'll pick this up on 2nd or 3rd. He didn't press at all. 

 

couple of 3rd downs where he just threw it because it wasnt there so took the FG and points.

[TXpride 606]

16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Yep. I posted yesterday that Michigan likely loses 3-4 more times this year. They’ll barely be a Top 25 team by the end of the year. They’re about to slide back to what they were pre-Harbaugh.

Pre-Stalions

[GreenspointTexas 9965]

1 minute ago, TXpride said:

Pre-Stalions

This

[closetohumping 17810]

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

couple of 3rd downs where he just threw it because it wasnt there so took the FG and points.

Kind of the opposite of shaduer sanders

[TOR 6123]

59 minutes ago, speed817 said:

https://www.instagram.com/peytonyager/?hl=en

Barely an 11.9, would not bang.

/shaggy1%

[Hookem2147 22023]

33 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Their lack of talent was pretty jarring. The TE and a couple of the pieces on D could play for a contender, that’s about it. Reading their fan boards, the cupboard is bare among sophomores and freshmen too.

They love Harbaugh now but they may reevaluate him eventually. Seems like he burned this motherfucker to the ground on his way out. 

I still think their DL is pretty legit. Not many Big Ten teams will have a playcaller and QB like yesterday who can push all the right buttons and scheme around a lot of what they like to do.

It can't be emphasized enough how nice it is to have offensive continuity and creativity year in and year out. There was some stat years ago about us cycling through like 8 different offensive playcallers in a 9-year stretch prior to 2021.

Edited September 8 by Hookem2147

[Dnaguy 12620]

26 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

The officials stole 7 from us.

Big12 gunna Big12

[Dnaguy 12620]

51 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

They shouldn’t have been bitches and taken a shit at Quinn like that.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[JFKFC 4979]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Gibson, as a true freshman, running it down Meatchicken's throat for a TD in the a Big House, was my favorite moment of the year so far.

I watched the game with my old man. He kept comparing Mukuba to Donnie Shell from the Steelers 70s dynasty. Dude was everywhere. 

[Dahobbs 18306]

10 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I still think their DL is pretty legit. Not many Big Ten teams will have a playcaller and QB like yesterday who can push all the right buttons and scheme around a lot of what they like to do.

It can't be emphasized enough how nice it is to have offensive continuity and creativity year in and year out. There was some stat years ago about us cycling through like 8 different offensive playcallers in a 9-year stretch prior to 2021.

Yeah. I think we will find out that Michigan's D is legit and that our O really is that good.

[hornbri 1508]

Getting ready to board my flight back to Austin. 
 

For a true fan of college football, it does not get much better then going to an opponents field and just taking over. Singing the eyes at the end of the game with 20k (my official count) longhorns was amazing. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

7 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Yeah. I think we will find out that Michigan's D is legit and that our O really is that good.

Michigan always looks good defensively against traditional big 10 offenses with 3 280 pound tights ends and a fullback. 

[gmr548 16694]

51 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

8-4 seems likely for Michigan. Maybe an outside shot at 7-5 if things really fall apart. Their defense will be able to carry them against the likes of Arkansas State, Illinois, Minnesota, Washington, Michigan State, Indiana and Northwestern. USC, Ohio State and Oregon is where they are in deep trouble.

Orji must have had the worst fall camp of all time. I feel like their best path to offensive success is building a creative running game around him. There is no need to try to have any real semblance of a drop back passing game with the receivers they are running out there.

 

45 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Yep. I posted yesterday that Michigan likely loses 3-4 more times this year. They’ll barely be a Top 25 team by the end of the year. They’re about to slide back to what they were pre-Harbaugh.

I think this is the upper bound of outcomes for Michigan. That offense is truly atrocious. Shawn Watson at Texas level incompetent. Any game in which they are asked to score more than 20 on a functional P4 defense is going to be a huge lift. They could scratch and claw to 8-4 which I think would tell us the defense is probably the best in the country, but 6-6 is just as likely.

Notwithstanding the above, @Wulaw Horn pass me the kool aid please. Go on and make it a double. This is the best college offense since Sark's 2020 Bama unit or 2019 LSU and the best Texas team since at least 2009. If you squint you can see some potential cracks in the armor on defense but basically the entire schedule not named Georgia is going to need a perfect storm of their best possible game mixed with one of those days for Texas to have a shot at winning. Feels good man.

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

If you squint you can see some potential cracks in the armor on defense but basically the entire schedule not named Georgia is going to need a perfect storm of their best possible game mixed with one of those days for Texas to have a shot at winning.

Georgia had better pack a lunch and their A game when they come to Austin. 

[utee94 16080]

3 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Georgia had better pack a lunch and their A game when they come to Austin. 

Why do they need to pack a lunch?  Are they planning on staying at the College Station Ramada??

[TwiceHorn 32074]

7 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

 

I think this is the upper bound of outcomes for Michigan. That offense is truly atrocious. Shawn Watson at Texas level incompetent. Any game in which they are asked to score more than 20 on a functional P4 defense is going to be a huge lift. They could scratch and claw to 8-4 which I think would tell us the defense is probably the best in the country, but 6-6 is just as likely.

Notwithstanding the above, @Wulaw Horn pass me the kool aid please. Go on and make it a double. This is the best college offense since Sark's 2020 Bama unit or 2019 LSU and the best Texas team since at least 2009. If you squint you can see some potential cracks in the armor on defense but basically the entire schedule not named Georgia is going to need a perfect storm of their best possible game mixed with one of those days for Texas to have a shot at winning. Feels good man.

Could have been an illusion created by second-teamers and lack of urgency, but it looked to me like Warren grew up a bit yesterday.  He may prove to be a serviceable QB before it's all said and done.

[sith_horn 2509]

27 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Big12 gunna Big12

Those were Big 10 officials. Not as bad as Rig 12, but definitely turned a blind eye to a bunch of Michigan's holds and the late hit on Ewers.

[thunderlounge 8407]

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Why do they need to pack a lunch?

Because all we’re serving them is a big shit sandwich. 

[Carl Spackler 3615]

53 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Didn’t those losers just lose to Southwest Texas?

Bigtime.  49-10

[Texas St. Armadillos 1388]

13 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Gus and Klatt were not in mud season form...

But at least Loreal had coach Sark looking fly.

[Dahobbs 18306]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Could have been an illusion created by second-teamers and lack of urgency, but it looked to me like Warren grew up a bit yesterday.  He may prove to be a serviceable QB before it's all said and done.

Michigan needs to get him on the move. He was much more comfortable throwing on the run than throwing from the pocket. Probably just a mental thing and keeps him from thinking too much. I think he might end up ok by the end of the year. Unfortunately he still will not have any receivers outside of Loveland. 

[Voluminous Banality 1162]

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

That Michigan blogger told me last week that they had a million "dangermen" and we had like 2. Incredible that we managed to beat them with such a wild mismatch in talent.

He forgot to account for the baddest dangerman of them all.

[Surly Bevo 25729]

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Michigan needs to get him on the move. He was much more comfortable throwing on the run than throwing from the pocket. Probably just a mental thing and keeps him from thinking too much. I think he might end up ok by the end of the year. Unfortunately he still will not have any receivers outside of Loveland. 

Loveland looked pretty spare to be honest yesterday.  Now that could have just been their scheme, and our defense doing that, but he just looked like a dime a dozen college tight end.  

[gmr548 16694]

9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Could have been an illusion created by second-teamers and lack of urgency, but it looked to me like Warren grew up a bit yesterday.  He may prove to be a serviceable QB before it's all said and done.

He's got a live arm for sure. He made a couple of impressive throws. I just don't think his accuracy issues are the kind of thing that gets fixed in season. Michigan's skill talent isn't going to create separation or get schemed open against defenses with a pulse so I expect him to continue to be erratic in such situations.

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Loveland looked pretty spare to be honest yesterday.  Now that could have just been their scheme, and our defense doing that, but he just looked like a dime a dozen college tight end.  

When the defense only has to account for one true receiving threat and the QBs are… struggling, just about anyone is going to look average. I’d be more than happy to have him on my team. 

[Dbeasy 15583]

9 minutes ago, Voluminous Banality said:

He forgot to account for the baddest dangerman of them all.

Man those Michigan produced charts were absolute garbage, produced by idiotic homers. 

[Tex Long 4661]

14 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Because all we’re serving them is a big shit sandwich. 

Big Shit Sandwich is a damned fine band name.

[MotownHorn 1892]

19 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

There are no words to express how little I give a shit about your bet.  Congrats on the result though!

You cared so little that you posted about it! 🤣

[Nivek 17407]

16 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

 Big Matt Leinart energy. 

already covered.  Delete me

Edited September 8 by Nivek

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

Matt Leinart went to the Texas locker room after the game to congratulate Texas and has embraced his emotional comment from the moment and even found a way to poke fun at himself.   Same for Reggie Bush.   

Yeah. Keep reading the thread. You’ll get there. 

[sith_horn 2509]

21 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Could have been an illusion created by second-teamers and lack of urgency, but it looked to me like Warren grew up a bit yesterday.  He may prove to be a serviceable QB before it's all said and done.

I thought he progressed as the game went on too, and your caveats duly noted. But he made some clutch throws under duress. Time will tell if this was more than a flash in the pan.

[Reynolds Woodcock 5090]

Sooooo many sad Michigan fans on my flight back to nyc this morning. Delicious 

[Codaxx 6244]

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

I'm struck by the fact that Sark's scheme shouldn't have been much of a surprise to Michigan or to fans who pay attention, yet Michigan had no answer. 

We have the Jimmies and Joes AND the X's and O's 

Additionally, Quinn casually burning a couple of throws on early downs because it wasn't there was a sign of Texas' supreme confidence in the game plan. On the road in front of 111k and we're like, fuck it we'll pick this up on 2nd or 3rd. He didn't press at all. 

 

Michigan did exactly what people thought they would do. They blitzed. Sark had all summer to prepare for that. He abused them in the short game and Quinn was dealing. Obvious game plan was just a bad call 

[horn_of_the_morning 999]

 

[texastroubadour 1260]

1 hour ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

But at least Loreal had coach Sark looking fly.

in my TMZ voice: are they back together?

[thunderlounge 8407]

2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

in my TMZ voice: are they back together?

 

 

[TexasMan 11447]

 

[Biff Tannen 46160]

1 hour ago, Voluminous Banality said:

He forgot to account for the baddest dangerman of them all.

This whole "chart" makes me irrationally angry.