Gus Johnson sucks

[bluto 4,804]

And he always has.

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[Hagbard Celine 10,515]

yes, but he is counterbalanced by joel klatt who should hate us but instead infuriates aggy with positive Texas words that today were damn-near fawning

TEXAS IS A TEAM THAT IS GOING TO COMPETE FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR

- joel klatt

[msucolt45 3,978]

Gus is the entertainment and J Klatt brings the substance. They work well together.

Hook’em!!!

[Rex Kramer 1,234]

They’re both great. Joel is unquestionably the best color guy out there. Gus I guess is a tad more controversial because of his excitable nature, but he’s great and most people agree with me here. Weird take. 

[Underdog 28,118]

No. 

[honolulu horn 6,122]

I listened to Craig Way call the game, and then rewatched a few third quarter highlights. Gus sounded so bored. "Ry....an.....Win......go..." 

[AUS-97HORN 11,550]

I am legit- no bullshit- legit worried that Gus has a major medial issue.

 

he badly called something like 6 or 7 plays where he was not only wrong, but 180 degrees wrong.   its a incomplete pass (INT or caught ball), and Michigan stops texas on their first drive ( it was 2nd down).   FIRST down... 10 yards short of the first.   Its a catch for 20 yards .... never caught, incomplete

 

i mean it was really obvious today

[n64ra 1,072]

Klatt is surprisingly alright. Liked when he said VY was the best he played against.

[Deej 76,156]

6 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Klatt is surprisingly alright. Liked when he said VY was the best he played against.

What else could he say?

[bschoolprof 6,219]

He's error prone and easily excitable, but he's part of what makes college football great.  

[EZ$ 2,094]

I liked how he was talking about Sark’s wardrobe and gave credit to Sark’s wife Lorea……silence. 

[Rex Kramer 1,234]

8 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Klatt is surprisingly alright. Liked when he said VY was the best he played against.

Surprisingly?  He’s the best in the business and funny as shit. He trolls A&M on a regular basis. 

[Your Mom 4,755]

Klatt has been great for a long time. He’s high on the Horns every year.  It’s almost like some of Drew Kelson’s Longhorn passion got into Joel’s brain through osmosis in that collision years ago.  

[Mother mopar 3,267]

And he always has.
thanks for coming to my ted talk

Your Ted talk blows

[MotownHorn 1,714]

He says the wrong thing about the play about 50% of the time

Calls completions incompletions and vice versa, often says the wrong down, etc.

 

[jimmyjazz 45,162]

I think Klatt is still suffering PTSD from the Kelson hit.

[SurlyGator 822]

Gus is apparently a massive homer for whichever conference cuts the checks.  He sounded unentheused on the normal announcer scale, on his scale he was close to suicidal.

[Underdog 28,118]

Gus Johnson wasn’t enthusiastic enough for my team… 

Fanbases… 

 

[PilotsError 2,237]

He was off today in a completely noticeable way. 

[Horn80 5,997]

52 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

I liked how he was talking about Sark’s wardrobe and gave credit to Sark’s wife Lorea……silence. 

That was awkward AF.

[Beau Vine 53,653]

56 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

I liked how he was talking about Sark’s wardrobe and gave credit to Sark’s wife Lorea……silence. 

Well, if I got divorced, I would sure start dressing better.  Shouldn't my ex-wife get some credit for that?

[ztejas 42,775]

1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

He's error prone and easily excitable, but he's part of what makes college football great.  

Yeah he had a couple weird slips today but I thought it was out of character.

I'm a big Gus fan. OP seems like a poon. 

[Rockethorn1978 6,059]

Gus outfit today was put together by a blind moron. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,202]

Gus's slip is showing. Don't want to speculate but it's clear that he's not watching what we're watching, and he's in a booth with dozens of monitors, spotters, PAs and a producer in his ear guiding him.

Klatt is solid, and I am fully anticipating a tear jerker 30 for 30-type production from Fox Sports not too far down the road.

[DigglerontheHoof 20,512]

I enjoyed his "Touchdown Texas!" calls.  They were nice and gritty. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,406]

I like when there's a big play and someone goes "wow!"

[Bullneck 18,691]

1 hour ago, bluto said:

And he always has.

thanks for coming to my ted talk

This all fucking day long.  I was fucking shocked some limited service hotel chain gave him a commercial spot.  Fuck that guy.

[Paul Wesley 3,273]

Klatt has been generous when speaking of us for a long time now. 
 

He has a ton of affection for Sark, and for Sark's support of his sobriety.  

[dec3169 499]

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

Surprisingly?  He’s the best in the business and funny as shit. He trolls A&M on a regular basis. 

This reminds me - That new Dr. Pepper commercial with the hype train...  So far I've caught two trolls.  One was trolling Michigan at the beginning when the woman notices a physical sign is missing and she whines  "they're stealing our signs".  The other was trolling A&M with the guy that got the national championship tattoo on his chest, and then realized his mistake when their QB got injured and the train stopped.  Hopefully there are more I haven't caught yet.

[Macanudo 12,743]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

yes, but he is counterbalanced by joel klatt who should hate us but instead infuriates aggy with positive Texas words that today were damn-near fawning

TEXAS IS A TEAM THAT IS GOING TO COMPETE FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR

- joel klatt

If you don't listen to Joel Klatt's podcast/youtube videos/appearances with Cowherd, you're missing out.   Considering he should have dain bramage after what our D did to him in the 2004 Big XII Championship, he's a pretty good analyst.

[Vermin 3,029]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

What else could he say?

Drew Kelson is the best player he played against?

[Bevo&Pevo 4,923]

22 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Gus outfit today was put together by a blind moron. 

Maybe Sark's soon to be ex?

[Blotto 23,245]

1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

Klatt has been great for a long time. He’s high on the Horns every year.  It’s almost like some of Drew Kelson’s Longhorn passion got into Joel’s brain through osmosis in that collision years ago.  

textbook stockholm syndrome

[Magabro 171]

Klatts always pro horns

[n64ra 1,072]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

What else could he say?

 

2 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Surprisingly?  He’s the best in the business and funny as shit. He trolls A&M on a regular basis. 

 

1 hour ago, Vermin said:

Drew Kelson is the best player he played against?

Thanks for answering for me.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,511]

Gus missed call after call today. It was odd. 

[Slacks 6,691]

I was on music today and missed all calls. I usually enjoy Gus Johnson yelling. I don't even care if he's correct. I know what's happening without the explanation.

But i get it

[Nivek 16,665]

Klatt gives opinions that are based in actually following the programs he comments on from what I can tell.  

[Macanudo 12,743]

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

Klatt gives opinions that are based in actually following the programs he comments on from what I can tell.  

He was pretty high on us before this game.  Thought we were very well balanced and our D was improved.   But he also correctly pointed out that Michigan's QBs were young and unproven.   He didn't come right out and say it but he came close as possible in saying that their QBs were subpar.  And they were.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2,735]

Agree. He was awful today. It’s like he isn’t watching the game at times. 
 

He also never shuts up. Let the game breathe dude.

[ousux 5,566]

I'm a Gus fan, gfys. Sure he gets a little animated and sometimes has a brain fart, but he's more entertaining than 99% of the AI generated talking heads during games.

You a member of the Beth Mowins fan club, maybe president?