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Holy shit that was the stupidest final 4 mins of a game I’ve ever seen from a team. If uh was a legit program the whole staff should be fired tonight 

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never forget....

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Houston president and chancellor Renu Khator said at a holiday party, shortly after Applewhite's hiring, that "winning is defined at the University of Houston as 10-2. ... We'll fire coaches at 8-4."

listen up, if you're not winning 10 games a season at coug high, they will find another coach who also won't win 10 games a season. 

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I have a feeling we are going to route ou. I mean it. They're fucking doomed. They see what we have and they already know what's coming. 

Jackson Arnold sucks. Maybe he gets better next year, but I don't see "it" in him. He's slow, overthrows his WR's, and is a liability. Their o-line is reminiscent of ours from 2013-2021. They're so bad. They have no RB that can help carry the team. Maybe Tatum is that guy, but they are adament that Sawchuck is the guy

[narrator: He's not]

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24 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I have a feeling we are going to route ou. I mean it. They're fucking doomed. They see what we have and they already know what's coming. 

Jackson Arnold sucks. Maybe he gets better next year, but I don't see "it" in him. He's slow, overthrows his WR's, and is a liability. Their o-line is reminiscent of ours from 2013-2021. They're so bad. They have no RB that can help carry the team. Maybe Tatum is that guy, but they are adament that Sawchuck is the guy

[narrator: He's not]

Have you never watched a fucking Texas/OU game in your life? 

Let's cross that bridge when we get to it g.*

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Have you never watched a fucking Texas/OU game in your life? 

Let's cross that bridge when we get to it v

Yes, I have. Have you ever seen ou this fucking porous? We are firing on all cylinders. They can barely make a pass. Both our O & D are clicking. 

Yes, rivalry games are different, but God damn they are just so bad. I mean, I will say if Strong can beat ou anything is possible. I just can't see it at the moment. Let us get closer to the game and I may change my tune. I'm still high off of giving UM a Cleveland steamer. 

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16 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Yes, I have. Have you ever seen ou this fucking porous? We are firing on all cylinders. They can barely make a pass. Both our O & D are clicking. 

Yes, rivalry games are different, but God damn they are just so bad. I mean, I will say if Strong can beat ou anything is possible. I just can't see it at the moment. Let us get closer to the game and I may change my tune. I'm still high off of giving UM a Cleveland steamer. 

Whatever dude. I'm listening to Wiz Khalifa with my best friend and making wings right now. 

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8 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Whatever. I'm eating McDonald's French fries off my chest while trying to navigate not porn. 

Dude, don't eat fries while you jerk off to porn. That's nasty.

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Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I can't. I don't want to rub one out with salt on my hands, but I can look...

Good because only Bob Stoops jerks off to porn while eating Doritos and then licks his fingers for the extra flavor.

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If we don't curb stomp these fools in October I may swear off football forever. They had trouble putting away Cougar High (with all new coaching staff and we poached their best player) at Gaylord ffs.

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

OU should bury Toby Keith outside the stadium and put up a little scoreboard for him. 

Needed a laugh.  But I’m in Istanbul which is where you wanna wake up as an OU fan today.  Good news is outside top 7-8 everyone looks average.  Bad news is UT looks like world beaters.  

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58 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Needed a laugh.  But I’m in Istanbul which is where you wanna wake up as an OU fan today.  Good news is outside top 7-8 everyone looks average.  Bad news is UT looks like world beaters.  

Look at the bright side, you now have a full head of hair and blindingly white teeth. 

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5 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

Look at the bright side, you now have a full head of hair and blindingly white teeth. 

Haha, flying Turkish Hairlines too.  Sadly they steal good American dollars from my medspa/Surg center.  Amazing country though, highly recommend.  

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34 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Haha, flying Turkish Hairlines too.  Sadly they steal good American dollars from my medspa/Surg center.  Amazing country though, highly recommend.  

My wife is Turkish. I’ve been there probably 10-15 times. Was there three months ago. Still bald as fuck with average teeth though.

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28 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

My wife is Turkish. I’ve been there probably 10-15 times. Was there three months ago. Still bald as fuck with average teeth though.

Pics?  Not of your bald ass either.  Prob did well.  Nice scenery here…

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