NFL Week 1

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,797]

Fine, I love Daniels, now can you please show some other games too? 

[Chooky 13,319]

Deshaun is gonna need to hit a Daytona rub and tug -- get up on the table and pull his knees up to his chest so they can get clear access to his dirt chute. Get an Asian lady to sink a middle finger to the hilt. Then only tip at 4%.

[SpiralOut 1,818]

Poona just got an INT in the Chargers/Raiders game.

[SimonBolivar 10,960]

Seattle's throwbacks are infinitely better than their current uniforms.

[Deej 76,956]

51 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The Browns should relocate to San Antonio. 

Team name would check out.

[Jshep34 2,321]

Deshaun won't make it the whole season

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,797]

There's a gang of Ass My Dudes out there. Early top five Ass My Dudes:

1) Cleveland Browns 

2) Bo Nix 

3) Bryce Young 

4) Texans fans

5) Kirk Cousins 

Honorable Mention: Bengals offense/uniforms/city/state

['stache 21,892]

1) Jerry Jones

2) Mike McCarthy

3) Jerry Jones

4) Mike McCarthy

5) Jerry Jones 

Honorable Mention: Mike McCarthy

Edited September 8 by 'stache

[shadow_operative2.0 16,033]

Rams at Lions (-5.5, 53.5) 

[Firemans4Horn 18,127]

Sunday Night Football is always the best way to end the weekend. 
 

We’re back!

[Uncle Boobs 1,248]

It's loud.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,033]

Exciting half. Lot of pts left out there by LAR. 

[runthebone 8,047]

Classic Stafford

[shadow_operative2.0 16,033]

If you’re gonna commit the penalty, better fucking get your $ worth. 

[MirrOlure 14,859]

The Rams obviously missed the Longhorn Mojo Memo…Need to put in JWitt

[Hook1997 5,404]

5 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

The Rams obviously missed the Longhorn Mojo Memo…Need to put in JWitt

He’s in!

[MirrOlure 14,859]

He’s in!

And mixing it up with Hutchinson

[shadow_operative2.0 16,033]

Big fucking play there. 

[Longhornstampede 3,186]

Good lord Maria Taylor is fucking hot 🔥 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,033]

There’s our boy! 

But fuck. 

Pretty clear call there. 

[Dahobbs 17,699]

Damn. 

[runthebone 8,047]

That LT is having a Texas v. Suh night

[shadow_operative2.0 16,033]

You could argue that LAR has left 14 pts out there. 

[Hook1997 5,404]

Just saw him doing a great block on that run they replayed.  

[shadow_operative2.0 16,033]

Whoops. 

[Dr Fear 1,268]

Lions really want to give this one away.

[InkaUtexas 26,175]

Hi, I will take that.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,033]

Goddamn, Kupp can ball. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,822]

what some concentration on that catch

[tx 3 putt 77,548]

this is a great game 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,033]

May want to find whitey. 

[Zepol87 9,195]

What a game

[tx 3 putt 77,548]

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

May want to find whitey. 

[TOR 5,818]

Would love to see Meatchicken go 1-2 for the weekend.  

[shadow_operative2.0 16,033]

Catch the ball, son. 

[Vic Mackey 47,167]

Lions picking up right where they left off last season lol

[tx 3 putt 77,548]

damn impressive 

[TOR 5,818]

Dang, that honky is straight balling.

[Blotto 23,584]

stafford is balling out tonight.

[runthebone 8,047]

Stay in bounds, genius

[runthebone 8,047]

Great tackle!

[ztejas 43,547]

Whitt!

[TOR 5,818]

Just now, runthebone said:

Stay in bounds, genius

Sweater Gawd, these guys go from pee wee to the nfl and somehow never learn the actual rules.

[ztejas 43,547]

Rams gonna blow this.

[tx 3 putt 77,548]

Just now, ztejas said:

Rams gonna blow this.

 

way too much time 

[TOR 5,818]

Just now, ztejas said:

Rams gonna blow this.

Could be extra football.  

[TOR 5,818]

Goff is staring the receiver down, somebody needs to see that and step in front of a throw.

[Hook1997 5,404]

Need some a stop here Rams, as a Bears fan screw the Lions the more losses the better.  Who am I kidding it won’t matter because once again we got fooled into thinking they might have an offense this year…

[InkaUtexas 26,175]

Fuck NFL overtime rules.

[tx 3 putt 77,548]

just goto college OT rules

Edited September 9 by tx 3 putt