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This thread went to a very weird place.

Does this settle the debate that Simmons is actually 6’3’’? The IT guys were laughing at Texas SID listed him at 6’3’’ after fall camp open practices. 

Parsons measured 6’3’’ at the Combine.

https://www.nfl.com/prospects/micah-parsons/32005041-5275-3418-9a2d-9826287ee445

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"Comfortability" is an interesting way to further gut the English language. 
The English language was destroyed the day the civilian internet went live. Since the early days were dominated by Americans and Canadians, English became lingua franca on the nets, and when the rest of the world joined they used their broken English.11 year old edgelords thought it was amusing and copied them leading to an entire generation of both native and non-native English speakers (including Brits) who no longer know what proper English is. /Rant

Edit- I've seen enough of Simmons to know he will be a first rounder in the '27 draft. This team makes me tingly.
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On 9/10/2024 at 12:00 AM, Hank Scorpio said:

I just imagined meeting him at IKEA and he looked amazing. 

I just imagined running into him at an old timey pub in rural Ireland and to be quite honest it didn't feel like a realistic setting.

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On 9/15/2024 at 10:52 PM, Gut Wagon said:

"Comfortability" is an interesting way to further gut the English language. 

What’s your comfortability with the physicality, at the end of the day? Have the coaches helped yourself and your bigplayability transition to the adaptability and multiplemultiplivity?

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On 9/15/2024 at 11:09 PM, ousux said:

The English language was destroyed the day the civilian internet went live. Since the early days were dominated by Americans and Canadians, English became lingua franca on the nets, and when the rest of the world joined they used their broken English.11 year old edgelords thought it was amusing and copied them leading to an entire generation of both native and non-native English speakers (including Brits) who no longer know what proper English is. /Rant

Edit- I've seen enough of Simmons to know he will be a first rounder in the '27 draft. This team makes me tingly.

To be fair, if we were all to stick strictly with tradition ways of language, we'll still be hoo hoo ha ing like chimpanzees in the jungles.

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14 hours ago, NoRagrets said:

What’s your comfortability with the physicality, at the end of the day? Have the coaches helped yourself and your bigplayability transition to the adaptability and multiplemultiplivity?

I dont know but sometimes I get pissed to the highest extent of pisstivity!

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On 9/16/2024 at 8:08 PM, jw4381 said:

I believe he's earned the right to be called Colin Fuckin Simmons. Or is it too soon?

I think there's already an Edwin Fuckin Simmons

On 9/26/2024 at 2:43 PM, Derka said:

 

 

What is PFF?  PflugerFuckinVille?

 

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14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Y'all should see him in person. 

When is he going to Target?  
The hype train is gonna be crazy…. and warranted   He’s gonna be that guy that opponent need to prioritize in their blocking schemes.  

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

When is he going to Target?  
The hype train is gonna be crazy…. and warranted   He’s gonna be that guy that opponent need to prioritize in their blocking schemes.  

We'll know he's a true prodigy if he's already shopping at the Target on 183, so he can grab Din Ho Chinese BBQ without leaving the parking lot. 

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On 9/28/2024 at 7:44 PM, Harrison Stafford said:

Simmons should be on the field anytime there’s a passing situation….unless it’s mop up time.

He’s also a better run defender than you’d think 

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