9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread

[BamaATL 16592]

Bent the knee to Putin

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

Can't say he wants Ukraine to win. Fucking piece of shit

[Js1 85141]

 

[TexasHooch 5117]

5 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

I hope not. I have a hotel reservation there on Sept. 17th.

Let me know if you need dinner recs.  The big trend is skewered cats roasted over burnt-out 55 gallon drums in the rubble of police stations.

[Covri 6231]

Our country has not gone to hell. Trump is trying to, but we can’t let him keep trying to anymore. 

[SydneyCarton 47927]

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Him not answering "do you want Ukraine to win" and simply saying "I want to save lives" is the line out of the movie that the bad guy says

I’m tired of them asking questions they know he won’t answer. 

[Biff Tannen 45504]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Like a dog!

distasteful to Haitians, perhaps

Drink!

[TexArcher 37534]

You're not running against Joe Biden; you're running against me.

 

You're God damned right.

[HenryJames 65892]

[4th&Five 41461]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19152]

Our allies are so thankful you are no longer President.

Got damn, she is going straight for the kill.

[henrygandorf 29180]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Have any of you heard that all of the world’s criminals are now here?

in related news, i haven't seen my cat in weeks.

[mdmost 42869]

Stop giving him minutes, you fucking pussy. 

[Francisco 2.0 32347]

 

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19152]

Putin would eat you for lunch.

[WhatTheBuck 28718]

Bring up the fact that Trump wants to pull out of NATO. Biden expanded NATO adding Sweden and Finland and he’ll be remembered throughout history for that. 

Edited September 11 by WhatTheBuck

[The Original Greaser Bob 2802]

Oh SNAP!

 

[Art Vandelay 1710]

She totally nailed that

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Goddamn just listening to them both talk… its fucking night and day

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

Omg she's fuckin killing him. 

[Mdhorn 5912]

She's emasculating him now.  Leave something for the next debate Kamala.  

[The Original Greaser Bob 2802]

OKAY NOW.  

FUCK YOU MODERATORS!

[Bojack 2073]

1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

Let me know if you need dinner recs.  The big trend is skewered cats roasted over burnt-out 55 gallon drums in the rubble of police stations.

Quoting this bit of genius because it deserves more rep than it's likely to get on a game thread.

[Captainant 27479]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’m tired of them asking questions they know he won’t answer. 

Then don't invite him at all. He doesn't answer questions. He never has. He just states his line and his lines over and over and over again. 

[HOOKEM4 5026]

His eyes are darting around like crazy when she talks. I thought he was having a seizure.

[texasdago 7553]

Quiet please? What a dick!

[jimmyjazz 45574]

DAMN she brought it on Ukraine.

Of course, Muir being the giant pussy he let Trump have an unscheduled rebuttal.

[mdmost 42869]

Boy, that was a pretty long minute, David. 

['stache 21778]

I'm done. No point when they just let him rant the last word. 

[SizzleChest 8275]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

Ladies and gents, this is the post-debate GOP narrative.  It's going to be annoying as fuck.  Election STOLLEN!  Moderator CRIMINAL!!

[WhatTheBuck 28718]

Putin has nuclear weapons. Nobody thinks about that.

Oh really. Fucking dumbass. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21075]

Fuck these goddamned moderators. 

[Js1 85141]

Just now, Mdhorn said:

She's emasculating him now.  Leave something for the next debate Kamala.  

What next debate?

[HenryJames 65892]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

in related news, i haven't seen my cat in weeks.

[Mo Horn 8808]

Just now, Mdhorn said:

She's emasculating him now.  Leave something for the next debate Kamala.  

There will be no other debates 

[TexArcher 37534]

Putin's got nukes and nobody knows, lulz

[Firemans4Horn 17847]

If Trump was president the only European trip he would go on will be to Budapest. 

[SydneyCarton 47927]

And the moderator gives trump an extra minute for no reason!!! WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK!! 

[Derka 5967]

“you seek favor with a dictator who would eat you for lunch.”

[tx ind 7004]

Was Kamala causing the war in Ukraine on anyone’s bingo card?

[NAVY 6739]

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Omg she's fuckin killing him. 

Este 

[mdmost 42869]

Now this is the good shit. This is the difference. 

[Firemans4Horn 17847]

Moderator: “you’re a lot louder than me, so I’m just going to turn on your mic and let you riff”

[Stunns38 3357]

Stop giving him minutes, you fucking pussy. 

It’s like giving a crackhead more rocks. They know what they’re doing.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23364]

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

She's emasculating him now.  Leave something for the next debate Kamala.  

No mercy.  Fuck them brakes 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

Fuck these moderators for letting Donald riff, but but....at least they've been coming back, Jesus Christ 

[Art Vandelay 1710]

You adore strongmen instead of standing for democracy. BOOM

[Mdhorn 5912]

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Stop giving him minutes, you fucking pussy. 

I'm fine with it.  Fact checkers gotta eat too.

Edited September 11 by Mdhorn

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19096]

Cut his fucking mic.

[Cairn Horn88 8202]

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

She's laughing at him.  This is great.

Well, this will be Trump’s last ever debate!