9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread

[mdmost 42869]

CNN going over the Taylor Swift endorsement. This will be the talk of all the morning shows tomorrow. 

[Hank Kingsley 20727]

Truly, that seems like a perfect post by Taylor Swift.

She is being respectful to anyone reading. A sober tone that doesn't play in to the hysterics of this political circus. That she did her research and came to a responsible conclusion on who she's voting for. Encouraging everyone to vote. Then the Childless Cat Lady sign off. 

Nailed it. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5391]

Kamala has a Black Teacher or Indian Mother vibe to her when she debates, she controlled that entire debate. I've never seen someone steal the debate away from Trump like that.

[Pancho 44517]

 

[Gil Bang 25901]

11 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

Meanwhile, I had a fuckton of title reps wishing me a happy Labor Day recently. 

[4th&Five 41461]

3 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

So is the current Daily Show not available on YoutubeTV?

Thats where I’m watching. 

[Js1 85142]

Just now, Pancho said:

 

Dead

[Doc Sam Beckett 5785]

Maddow: if Donald agrees, should Harris debate him again? 

Walz: I don't want to speak for the Vice President, but I think she should debate him every day 

[TexLonghorn 5597]

""concepts of a plan"!

We all immediately let out the most real, authentic, hysterical laughs of our entire lives!

 

[Jive Turkey 12569]

 

[SizzleChest 8275]

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Looks shopped.

The stubble in that groove is tailored for JDVs pleasure.

[Bozo_Casanova 26317]

22 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Because it works. Easiest thing to do is scare a white, middle-class woman man. 

FIFY

[Rimbo 25794]

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Kamala has a Black Teacher or Indian Mother vibe to her when she debates, she controlled that entire debate. I've never seen someone steal the debate away from Trump like that.

tbh he hasn't exactly faced the toughest competition... meanwhile Harris is a successful professional prosecutor

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

In case you were wondering why Elon bought twitter part 367: Taylor Swift isn’t trending. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18524]

Watching Newsmax and their snap poll had Trump winning the debate 93% to 7%. Ballgame. 

[89Horn 1492]

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

 

edit: whoops wrong meme

Just saw this in LA and it’s on their website.  Repeat, in LA:

Edited September 11 by 89Horn
Yes, I know, unscientific poll. But, really, who believes in science?! :)

[TexEx15 17491]

18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

is this real?

Yep.

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Hey, do you think that hippos believe that Rhinos are unicorns?

[Hookah Horns 3082]

20 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

You've hated Obamacare for 9 years, do you have a replacement? 

We got concepts. Top men working on it

Biggest shock of the debate for me was when he said we'd hear about it very soon instead of in 2 weeks. 

[F250 28707]

17 minutes ago, 1978horn said:

 

[jw4381 3064]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Thats where I’m watching. 

Says it comes on at 12 am. i haz sad

[WhatTheBuck 28719]

17 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

And encouraged everyone to go to Trump rallies.

And stay til the end. 

[aggie08 21439]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

[Js1 85142]

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

You mean Tulsi, Loomer and Gaetz didn’t get it done??

[mdmost 42869]

CNN keeps bringing up Kamala needing to appeal to man. How about men stop being fucking pussies about letting a woman lead? That motherfucker shouldn't get your vote just because he has a dick. He is the emotional one. He is the unhinged one. He is everything those stupid cucks say why they don't want to vote for a woman. Stop being a thick headed fuckstick. He's a delusional old man. He's not John McCain. He's not Mitt Romney. He's not George W Bush. He's a charlatan. He's a fake. Stop being drawn to him because he gives off false machismo. It's all bullshit. Look at how he wilted whenever a woman was "rough" on him. 

[Mdhorn 5912]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why is he talking about Russia?

Why was he talking about Hungary and Victor Orban? He was probably mentally golfing and winning another trophy at his course.  

[cactusflinthead 27595]

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Watching Newsmax and their snap poll had Trump winning the debate 93% to 7%. Ballgame. 

Lord and I thought he was crazy for watching Fox News. 

That egg might have done something to you.

[TexArcher 37539]

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Watching Newsmax and their snap poll had Trump winning the debate 93% to 7%. Ballgame. 

Who did the other 7% have winning it?

You guessed it.

 

Frank Stallone.

[aggie08 21439]

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Watching Newsmax

We already have one hero watching Fox News. You don't have to do this. We want you to live.

[linux 1659]

Watching brainworm waste time on hanny, the spin is weak.

[BrickHorn 18198]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

That motherfucker shouldn't get your vote just because he has a weird little mushroom dick.

Fify 

[Bateshorn 9908]

14 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

God bless Taylor Swift.  Quite possibly an American Hero.

[cactusflinthead 27595]

That didn't take long 

 

[Firemans4Horn 17848]

GET SWIFT-CATTED, CHRIS LACIVITA, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. 

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

 

[Hookah Horns 3082]

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

I'm sure dotard was just raring to roll up his sleeves and get to work on some intense debate prep over the past several weeks and the "debate team" just said eh, fuck it. 

[InkaUtexas 25538]

i missed what he said about vance. I was out back protecting my dogs from Canadians and Mongolians.

[Mdhorn 5912]

15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

CNN going over the Taylor Swift endorsement. This will be the talk of all the morning shows tomorrow. 

So is John Stewart.

Edited September 11 by Mdhorn

[dieucla98 2942]

33+ vs 1+ on CNN lie count. 

The difference between a phony and a president. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5785]

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Hey, do you think that hippos believe that Rhinos are unicorns?

[Longhornstampede 3174]

Like a couple of zoo monkeys slinging poop at each other. First one to lick their finger loses!

[cactusflinthead 27595]

 

[wood 11186]

Tonight I learned that I need to bring my dogs & cats in tonight so the roving hordes of migrant criminals don't scoop them up and eat them.  So I got that goin' for me. 

[Mdhorn 5912]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

in prison. Go ahead, wrap your head around that. 

[Celery Man 20892]

12 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Side note, I cannot fucking wait for the Tim Walz JD Vance debate.

It’ll start with Walz tying his tie for him and end with them both sitting on the steps talking about the birds and the bees.

[Fudge Nuggets 19152]

27 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

We got concepts. Top men working on it

are they working in shifts?

[mdmost 42869]

There is no way his team lets him do another debate.

[hpslugga 4050]

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Apparently some black guys are now eating pussy.  Developing story.

And just to add to your edit, even the police in those towns are saying it’s bullshit.

But see, that’s the appeal of MAGA: make believe. It’s literally a belief in pure fucking magic by a combination of 1. people who couldn’t think their way out of a paper bag, 2. people whom if you threw their testicles into a drinking straw it’d look like two kernels of corn rolling around in a storm drain, and 3. people who couldn’t whip cream with an outboard motor. Just the absolute worst failures at fucking life look at this shit and see a baby-Jesus-on-toast miracle. They’re beyond reaching and it’s so pathetic.

[Js1 85142]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

There is no way his team lets him do another debate.

He didn’t want to do this one! 

[Helobious 9483]

I’m voting for Harris, and I also hate Taylor Swift. I dont feel great tonight.