9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread

[Js1 86,924]

WAPO:

In the first presidential debate between Vice President Kamala Harris and former president Donald Trump, The Washington Post tried something new: We asked a group of uncommitted, swing-state voters in real time about their reactions to Tuesday’s debate.

They thought Harris won, regardless of how they plan to vote in November.

it was 22-2 in favor of Harris 

[mdmost 43,847]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Oh great! Undecided CNN voter saying gas prices were lower under Trump so I'm voting for him no matter what. 

Might want to gather her up and stab her for being a moron. Know that's drastic sorry. She said she was undecided so it's fair.

Hopefully a Haitian will eat her cat and I mean her actual pet cat. 

[DDD Dad 14,570]

Just now, mdmost said:

Hopefully a Haitian will eat her cat and I mean her actual pet cat. 

Uncle Boobs does not approve of this message. 

['stache 22,115]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

92% !!!

88 to 11 !!!!!

Seriously what the actual fuck is he talking about? Again disqualifying senility.

[RabidM 2,755]

25 minutes ago, mdmost said:

There is no way his team lets him do another debate.

I could see a rationale for her not doing a second debate as well.  He needs to rehabilitate, not her. 

[Js1 86,924]

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Oh great! Undecided CNN voter saying gas prices were lower under Trump so I'm voting for him no matter what. 

Might want to gather her up and stab her for being a moron. Know that's drastic sorry. She said she was undecided so it's fair.

They’re not actually undecided!

Edited September 11 by Js1

[Bateshorn 9,989]

17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

These cunts are really going with there's not enough evidence that people aren't eating cats. I hate this line but they are not serious people. Just a fucking clown show. What man, white, black, or latino can look at this and think nah, I'll vote for this because a black woman is just too much. 

 

uh, new to America?

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,656]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

"Why wouldn't you look at her? lmfao

[SizzleChest 8,302]

7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Uh yeah, that's the entire point. When your enemy is making mistakes, don't interrupt him.

[Firemans4Horn 18,499]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We asked a group of uncommitted, swing-state voters

 

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Just now, Bateshorn said:

 

uh, new to America?

Brother, we haven't been this stupid in a long time. It has to end. Fuck banning Tik Tok. The kids aren't the problem. It's fucking Elon and Twitter. Look what it's doing to people's minds. 

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[Brisketexan 106,611]

 

That was so hilarious.  You know damn well her strategy was to find some way to get that in early to piss him off and it worked masterfully.  

Yep. And she didn’t have to try hard. At all. He’s not exactly a complex opponent.

Thing is, she left a lot on the table.  She did fine, but dotard's incompetence and stupidity made her performance look Lincoln-Douglas-esque.

Uh yeah, that's the entire point. When your enemy is making mistakes, don't interrupt him.

And this. If your opponent is giving up 15 yards per rush, just RTDB. No need to get fancy.

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Where was this?

ex rectum

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17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

JD: "Nobody is calling my office and saying they saw bigfoot".

In YGIFS honor, Surly Army - GOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

 

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Yes we have got to do this. He would have already been on this with multiple calls to each office.

[Valmy77 13,567]

Well if we lose this it wasn't because Harris didn't work hard getting ready for the debate. That was very well done.

And of course Donnie was an idiot. But that is just sort of a given.

Hope that moved the needle a bit in our direction.

[Biff Tannen 46,060]

Just now, UpperWestside said:

Yes we have got to do this. He would have already been on this with multiple calls to each office.

I called 3 of his offices and left voicemails as "Tyler T Terwilliger reporting a bigfoot sighting" before my wife made me stop.

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Someone should call JD Vance's office and tell him there's someone who is from Ohio that is fucking couches. 

[InkaUtexas 26,795]

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

These dumb chodes on CNN who thought Trump win, what the fuck did you watch. You weren't undecided if you thought he won. 

One admitted she was not undecided.

[Huckleberry 34,404]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Well if we lose this it wasn't because Harris didn't work hard getting ready for the debate. That was very well done.

And of course Donnie was an idiot. But that is just sort of a given.

Hope that moved the needle a bit in our direction.

That debate moved the national popular vote 1.5-2% in Harris's favor.

That number might be completely pulled out of my ass but whatevs.

[Js1 86,924]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Someone should call JD Vance's office and tell him there's someone who is from Ohio that is fucking couches. 

Bigfoot is fucking couches and then having a post-coital snack of fried dog and roast cat

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep. And she didn’t have to try hard. At all. He’s not exactly a complex opponent.

He was rattled from the handshake. He was not expecting her to walk over there and do that. 

[Larry T. Spider 1,747]

I thought Harris was pretty good but this was trumps “Biden debate moment”. He’s always been an idiot but go back to his debate with HRC. He was a lot sharper in his own weird way back then. 

All he has left is scare tactics. World war 3, illegals raping your mom and eating your pets, Marxism, etc. It will certainly work for his base but he’s not picking up any new voters.

[horn4life 3,829]

Did not read a single comment from above.  For that I apologize. 

In fairness my buddy came by, and he was screaming at Kamala to attack, attack attack!  And I explained IMHO that letting Trump be Trump was perfect here.  As I believe that the demographics of the folks left who are undecided will look at Trump as exactly as I saw him. That fucking drunk crazy uncle you are fucking tired of listening to.  I personally would have slipped trump the knife more, but I think for female suburban women that will likely decide this election.  And they saw what was what.

And as a side note, not political but only patriotism why can Trump not say he wants a Ukraine invaded by Russia to win against the invader.  Which makes me think that somewhere there is a pasty gelatinous white balding millionaire peeing gleefully on a bed in Russia.  And what Trump is afraid of is you see the pee.... but not the pee pee....

 

 

Edited September 11 by horn4life

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1 minute ago, Larry T. Spider said:

I thought Harris was pretty good but this was trumps “Biden debate moment”. He’s always been an idiot but go back to his debate with HRC. He was a lot sharper in his own weird way back then. 

All he has left is scare tactics. World war 3, illegals raping your mom and eating your pets, Marxism, etc. It will certainly work for his base but he’s not picking up any new voters.

He’s basically the same now just more angrier and more conspiracy theory infused. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Trump is finished. Been betting my Trump family and friends $100 at a time. It's gonna be great.

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13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Trump

 

 

reporters: Where are you getting these numbers from?

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She's really got to now go with the line that we don't want a Conspiracy Theorist as President. This cat shit, you have to run with it. It's straight up fucking lunacy creating by a Neo Nazi. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,656]

I like the part where Trump defended and reaffirmed his belief that the Central Park 5 were guilty and should be put to death. That was a good thing for him to litigate on stage in front of the country, he's got the best brain.

[Thatguy 9,286]

You pussies on here that were worried about this debate need to grow a pair. Black woman+prosecutor= in his ass! I told you not to worry. Trump is trying to figure out what the hell happened to him. He is going to need his blankie when he gets home. She wore his ass out and it wasn't even as bad as it could've been. Looked a lot like Texas-Michigan. No contest. Now relax my friends. We got this. Stretch run and all that.

[Foosters 18,221]

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I called 3 of his offices and left voicemails as "Tyler T Terwilliger reporting a bigfoot sighting" before my wife made me stop.

I called and said I saw a Frenchman eating my daughter's hamster 

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Just now, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I like the part where Trump defended and reaffirmed his belief that the Central Park 5 were guilty and should be put to death. That was a good thing for him to litigate on stage in front of the country, he's got the best brain.

Well, they pleaded guilty so obviously they're guilty. Like many of our dumb DTers would think. 

[Bateshorn 9,989]

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That debate moved the national popular vote 1.5-2% in Harris's favor.

That number might be completely pulled out of my ass but whatevs.

It’s Huckleberry, so I’m not going to argue with the math here. 
 

[cactusflinthead 27,626]

@Zepol87 did you figure this out yet?

It's about some made up bullshit that he saw on TV. Hatians in some smaller town cooking up dogs and cats 

Yes, that's it. Weird. I know. It's stupid and weird.

It was one of Muir's best moments. He had receipts. Called him out and he doubled down. "I saw it on television!"

Yet another self own crazy ass bullshit story. 

 

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[Js1 86,924]

2 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

You pussies on here that were worried about this debate need to grow a pair. Black woman+prosecutor= in his ass! I told you not to worry. Trump is trying to figure out what the hell happened to him. He is going to need his blankie when he gets home. She wore his ass out and it wasn't even as bad as it could've been. Looked a lot like Texas-Michigan. No contest. Now relax my friends. We got this. Stretch run and all that.

Hey now, I was as confident she’d kill it tonight as I was in Texas blowing out Michigan. Anyone who knows her knew this was a moment she would excel. Prosecutor versus convict. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,656]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Well, they pleaded guilty so obviously they're guilty. Like many of our dumb DTers would think. 

*confessed in police interrogation, just to clarify. They maintained their innocence the entire time.

 

That reminds me, When They See Us is a thing and people should re-watch it, to remind everyone how much of a monster Trump is.

 

[Biff Tannen 46,060]

Well, that was...interesting.

I'm going to finish a bottle of wine and watch Raiders of the Lost Ark like a real American.  Let's beat this motherfucker and his dumbass ilk @Incredulity @PRONG HORN in November.  Ciao.

[mdmost 43,847]

Tim Scott, putting his ass up for Trump yet again. 

[Party_Taco 3,882]

If these moderators were worth a damn they would tell Donald this.

 

Was running through my head the entire time…

Was hoping Kamala would begin the quote and at “rambling” shift to “it doesn’t matter… I award you no points. ANYway…”

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[Thatguy 9,286]

Just now, Js1 said:

Hey now, I was as confident she’d kill it tonight as I was in Texas blowing out Michigan. Anyone who knows her knew this was a moment she would excel. Prosecutor versus convict. 

Not you my friend but some of our more worrisome brothers. 2016 PTSD is all it is. We need to move past that.

[Pancho 46,046]

turnip just told Kaitlin after the debate he had polls with 93%, 86%, and 77% saying he won which of course he just pulled those numbers out his ass.

[Hefeweizen 5,416]

5 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Dial 91 set phone down

pour 3 dozen shots

take a shot every time Kamala rolls with, “excuse me I’m speaking”

push 1 on phone and hang on

This prediction aged like fine milk.  Well done.

[Js1 86,924]

7 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Straight up reversal of June - Trump won that won against Biden 67-33

Flipped the script 

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

turnip just told Kaitlin after the Dave he had pills with 93%, 86%, and 77% saying he won which of course he just pulled those numbers out his ass.

No, those are real. It's Newsmax and other right wing sites that will feed him what he wants to hear so he can further the lie that he's always winning. It's North Korean Dear Leader type shit. 

Edited September 11 by mdmost

[Hank_Hill 19,744]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Gyat damn that thang was THANGIN

[Js1 86,924]

Just now, mdmost said:

No, those are real. It's Newsmax and other right wing sites that will feed him what he wants to hear so he can further the lie that he's always winning. It's North Korean Dear Leader type shit. 

Yeah it’s newsmax and Twitter. He only got 60-something% from Fox News lol