9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread

[Pods 7534]

So that was a thing. 

Edited November 6 by Pods

[DigglerontheHoof 21074]

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

And the shitty part about the 2 for turnip? 
- both males

- both minority (one Latino, one looked mixed race)

It was "news theatre".  None of those "panels" are real. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5391]

32 minutes ago, Pods said:

 

She looks incredibly badass there. The stance, the smirk, the direct eye contact. She nailed it.

Edited September 11 by WelfareBuysMyWeed

[Goredho 17352]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

So much talk about JD Vance being a net negative to the Trump candidacy, but my God, look at the Trump candidacy.  Vance isn't responsible for the immigrant pet snacks narrative.  That's coming out of Trump's brain(worm) trust.  Don't get me wrong.  JD Vance is a stunningly bad VP candidate.  But even so, he may actually be a net positive to the Trump campaign of sheer lunacy.

[WhatTheBuck 28718]

5 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

On the other hand there is no knockout potential until election day so he may figure that he might as well get back in there and see if he can land a haymaker.  It won't go well for him and there will be a lot of standing 8 counts but he's dumb enough to try it.   

His handlers aren’t that dumb. They won’t let him do another one. 

[WhatTheBuck 28718]

5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

She should get an Olympic Gold Medal for that endorsement!

Our first female president should give her the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

You know, in many ways it’s better than the Congressional Medal of Honor because she didn’t get shot. 

[South Austin 52161]

7 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Damn there's a lot of meme worthy stuff 

 

I would use that on my wife, but she’d mostly likely reply with, “Well I have CONCEPTS of us having sex this weekend.”

[Hookah Horns 3082]

31 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

His handlers aren’t that dumb. They won’t let him do another one. 

Trump is undefeated against handlers. 

[WhatTheBuck 28718]

4 hours ago, wood said:

I think that chick is probably the smartest person in the room in just about any room she enters. She impresses me every time. It's like she knows what people are going to say before they even know, and she already has a response ready before they even say it.

Username checks out?

[WhatTheBuck 28718]

7 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Trump is undefeated against handlers. 

Not even close. If that were true then he would’ve sat for an in-person interview with Robert Mueller’s team. There are many instances of people in Trump’s circle reining him in.

[Dbeasy 14976]

7 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Like a couple of zoo monkeys slinging poop at each other. First one to lick their finger loses!

After listening to that babbling moronic Trump, it’s stunning that there are still so many idiots like this person above. 

5 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

When you really think about it, one of the craziest aspects of our democracy is that we let these people who are not merely uneducated but also willingly consuming misinformation from Russia and elsewhere to have a say in things that affect the lives of those of us who have a fucking clue about how the world works and our place in it. 

The number and percentage of idiots in this country who can’t even process basic information is about an order of magnitude higher than I ever would have guessed. It really is shocking how many dumb gullible people are out there. 

[Francisco 2.0 32346]

 

 

[956 Worldwide 34466]

[Hawndoh 2382]

The "aliens eating our pets" thing had to have started out as an Alf reference that was misunderstood by idiots on twitter, yes?

[Hookah Horns 3082]

17 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not even close. If that were true then he would’ve sat for an in-person interview with Robert Mueller’s team. There are many instances of people in Trump’s circle reining him in.

Lawyers are a little bit different deal than handlers, though he's ignored plenty of them too. In any case there are countless examples of him ignoring advisors and doing inadvisable shit. 

[aggie08 21436]

7 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Impossible to tell if this meme is supposed to be funny, or if it's what is being passed around Trump world.

[South Austin 52161]

7 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

I’m dying.

[956 Worldwide 34466]

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Impossible to tell if this meme is supposed to be funny, or if it's what is being passed around Trump world.

Yeah, this stuff happens when someone moves beyond parody. 

[Js1 85141]

The WAPO “undecided” group she won 22-2-1 went from pre-debate lean of 12 Harris - 10 Trump - 3 neither to 15 Harris - 6 Trump - 3 neither - 1 no response 

5 of the respondents indicated they are DEFINITELY voting for her after last night. None said the same of Trump

[BurntOrange&White 39690]

6 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Of all the attacks Kamala Harris told Trump tonight, I think my favorite is when she told him that Generals say he is a disgrace. She said it with disgust and vigor and she is in a position to actually know people who would say something like that to him. It's the first time someone of superior authority has thrown it around on Trump to humiliate him on a national stage, and I have to think it probably pissed him off very badly.

https://www.nbcnews.com/now/video/harris-says-military-leaders-think-trump-is-a-disgrace-219043909552

That and that our ally countries leaders laugh at him. She went after his ego and he bit every single time....it was fantastic.

[South Austin 52161]

And when there were no crawfish, we ate cats.

 

[B00M 6280]

He got absolutely humiliated. I was a little nervous going in but Harris showed poise, wit, a presidential demeanor. Trump landed nothing and looked like a fucking fool. The senile boomers that loved him will still love him, but gen X has to be wondering what the fuck they just watched. Harris was essentially perfect in this debate

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[TexArcher 37533]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

His handlers aren’t that dumb. They won’t let him do another one. 

Pretty sure they advised him not to do this one, but he did.

 

[lemonlime 5503]

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The WAPO “undecided” group she won 22-2-1 went from pre-debate lean of 12 Harris - 10 Trump - 3 neither to 15 Harris - 6 Trump - 3 neither - 1 no response 

5 of the respondents indicated they are DEFINITELY voting for her after last night. None said the same of Trump

Completely anecdotal, but I'm in a text group with a few other women from around the country who met and became friends at this function.  The sole Republican in the group, a white woman from a swing state who described herself as upset with the overturning of Roe, was ragging on trump at least as hard as the rest of us last night.  

Not naive enough to think she's definitely voting for Harris, but she certainly wasn't holding back on her opinions of trump.

[B00M 6280]

We fucking LOST IT when the moderator calmly delivered this savage blow: 

Quote

There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it's born

All Trump could do was quote Fox News 

[Bateshorn 9908]

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Fucking this. Goad him. Call him a chicken. He won’t be able to resist.
And then you desecrate his corpse. And shit in its open mouth.

 

[RDCanecutter 26298]

17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

And when there were no crawfish, we ate cats.

 

You ate cats?

[Hank Kingsley 20725]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

His handlers aren’t that dumb. They won’t let him do another one. 

Why do we keep doing this? Trump doesn't have handlers. He is their king and does whatever he wants. 

 

[InkaUtexas 25534]

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

You ate cats?

You haven't? Damn, when did your family get to the US? Mine got here early on, we ate all sort of shit. Cat, squirrel, you name it. Massasoit's tribe could not bat an eye without us snagging their pet turkeys and oysters. And gourds. Snagged and ate all their pet gourds.

I will admit I probably have eaten cat. I know I have eaten dog. Was not advertised as Fricassee of French Poodle, but I did NOT STEAL it.

[InkaUtexas 25534]

9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Why do we keep doing this? Trump doesn't have handlers. He is their king and does whatever he wants. 

 

Maybe, just maybe, and work with me, they are sitting back and laughing their asses off. We have all strung someone along. Maybe this is that, just out of hand and they do not know how to stop. They have a senile old man who will believe anything.

"Hey Laura, what if we told him in Ohio they are eating pets?"

 

"no way he will believe it, but fuck it, lets try!"

Edited September 11 by InkaUtexas

[mdmost 42868]

 

[Brandywine 1313]

Rewatching some of the debate this morning and, oh my God, Trump is a nut case. He’s mentally deranged. 

[SydneyCarton 47924]

Just now, Brandywine said:

Rewatching some of the debate this morning and, oh my God, Trump is a nut case. He’s mentally deranged. 

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[landman 559]

3 hours ago, Pods said:

 

 

Donald, I'm about to fuck your world.  No lube.

[Sawbonz 27445]

3 hours ago, Pods said:

 

 

 

 

[TexasEd 8064]

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Turnips are not orange.  They purple.

You’re thinking of beets or another stupid Aggy experiment.

[Helobious 9483]

8 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I was trying to recall what stupid ass reason you have for hating Taylor Swift, but luckily I remembered that I don't care.

Had all her success handed to her all her life, constant need to make everything about herself, does not care at all about a fanbase that religiously supports her. She’s just some racist comments short of being a female Donald Trump. 

[Captainant 27479]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

After listening to that babbling moronic Trump, it’s stunning that there are still so many idiots like this person above. 

Careful now, thats an undecided voter! If you say anything mean you'll FORCE him to vote for trump!!

Or maybe he's just a run of the mill #bothsides kind of waterhead

[Goofyboy 3215]

Had all her success handed to her all her life, constant need to make everything about herself, does not care at all about a fanbase that religiously supports her. She’s just some racist comments short of being a female Donald Trump. 

Troll gonna troll.

[Pancho 44500]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21074]

7 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Had all her success handed to her all her life, constant need to make everything about herself, does not care at all about a fanbase that religiously supports her. She’s just some racist comments short of being a female Donald Trump. 

That's certainly a take.  It's hard to believe someone is so blatantly wrong on so many subjects so often. 

[Js1 85141]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Lol he doesn’t like her but posted AI of her endorsing him.

[speed817 19125]

9 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm taking one for the team and watching Fox News tonight.

Who is gonna scroll through TexAgs now???

[WhatTheBuck 28718]

53 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Pretty sure they advised him not to do this one, but he did.

I’ve never heard that. Not doing it would’ve looked terrible. He had to do it.

They wanted to change the venue to Fox News with an audience of his supporters. When that failed they wanted to keep his mic muted as originally planned to keep some control over him. If they advised him not to do the debate then he should tire them because it would’ve made him look like a coward. And she was baiting him already so they had no choice but to show up. 

['stache 21778]

17 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Had all her success handed to her all her life, constant need to make everything about herself, does not care at all about a fanbase that religiously supports her. She’s just some racist comments short of being a female Donald Trump. 

lol wut? Is she eating dogs in Ohio too? I’m not a fan of her music but you’re literally making shit up because in your sad little feels, I’m sure you’re a huge fan of the horse face girl she sits in the Chiefs box with now huh

Edited September 11 by 'stache

[MissingInAction 24838]

42 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

You ate cats?

We are cats.

[mdmost 42868]

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

lol wut? Is she eating dogs in Ohio too? I’m not a fan of her music but you’re literally making shit up because in your sad little feels, I’m sure you’re a huge fan of the horse face girl she sits in the Chiefs box with now huh

You're responding to a fucking moron. Just put him on ignore and you'll enjoy this site a lot more. 

[The Dog 43833]

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

oops!

(screenshot for when he deletes it):

[mdmost 42868]

Best response because I think a lot of Republicans have this.

 

[Goofyboy 3215]

lol wut? Is she eating dogs in Ohio too? I’m not a fan of her music but you’re literally making shit up because in your sad little feels, I’m sure you’re a huge fan of the horse face girl she sits in the Chiefs box with now huh

They had separate boxes at the last KC game. I think Swift was stuck with her at the US Open.