9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread

[HOOKEM4 5,151]

I have never watched news nation. Basically faux news lite?

[Kermit 3,162]

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Damn, that left a mark.

 

 

 

 

 

[Pancho 46,051]

Mooch thinks turnip is building up to agree to another debate

[DigglerontheHoof 21,516]

22 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

 

Nope. Not buying it. That mother fucker made a bee-line straight to the spin room. As a debate participant!! He knew he was horrible. That's why he went there trying to tell anyone who would listen how well he did in the debate.

I agree.  He absolutely knows she whipped his ass.  Of course, he will never acknowledge it but he knows. 

[dcbc 14,641]

10 hours ago, mdmost said:

So I see the Right is in the anger stage of grief. Or is this bargaining? Trump would've won if Kamala sorority sister wasn't a moderator?

They're basically aggy.  "Never been licked," despite their standing their looking like a worn out Tootsie Pop.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,407]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Duh.

[dcbc 14,641]

9 hours ago, Derka said:

ok there’s an order of operations when it comes to adjectives and my last sentence is bothering me. 

he’s a fucking fat, old, orange, illiterate goon. 

there. much better.

 

I'm legitimately happy to know this.

 

/English major nerd (hopefully, I got the order correct).

 

Also,

 

Edited September 13 by dcbc

[RDCanecutter 26,852]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That's some of the logistics I just can't figure out.  Like, when Laura Loomer blows him, does she just pull down the front of his shit-filled diaper?  How does that work?

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

Edited September 13 by RDCanecutter

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11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Mooch thinks turnip is building up to agree to another debate

It can't get no worse

 

[dcbc 14,641]

6 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Dibs for my prog metal band - YGIFS

Concept of a Concept Album

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Jesus Johnny

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2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets he chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

We didn't need.....any of this.

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[dcbc 14,641]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That's some of the logistics I just can't figure out.  Like, when Laura Loomer blows him, does she just pull down the front of his shit-filled diaper?  How does that work?

There are some camps who say you never wash a mushroom.  There are others, i.e., Alton Brown, who say you can and should wash a mushroom.  She strikes me as being a member of the former.

Edited September 13 by dcbc

[BamaATL 16,593]

11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

Well move over Harper Lee

[aggie08 21,732]

15 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

Alrighty, that's enough internet for today.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,773]

21 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

I don’t like this

[tbone_ 14,407]

When RD gets wound up, watch out.

[The Dog 44,771]

36 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Mooch thinks turnip is building up to agree to another debate

I don't think another is necessary. Take the points.

[Js1 86,929]

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

I don't think another is necessary. Take the points.

Idk, I saw a lot of people mention they hadn’t seen her enough outside of rallies on TV and really liked what they saw Tuesday. If not another debate, more events like a town hall where she’s on her feet more and less of a prepared stump speech 

[HOOKEM4 5,151]

30 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

I just fucking ate.  Now I need more food to replace what I just threw up. Dammit.

[Brisketexan 106,615]

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.
Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.
After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

This is not the content we come here for.

Yet, this is exactly the content we come here for.

[locodos 5,582]

36 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

 I worked volunteered in a nursing home in college.  This post just brought the sweet smell of diabetic urine and slow unspeakable horror right back into my mind again...  You sir, paint a vibrant tapestry with words.

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Lock thread

[Pancho 46,051]

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Idk, I saw a lot of people mention they hadn’t seen her enough outside of rallies on TV and really liked what they saw Tuesday. If not another debate, more events like a town hall where she’s on her feet more and less of a prepared stump speech 

 

Yup, I like that Harris is like “BRING ME MORE OF THAT BITCH BABY!” But if turnip keeps saying no, Harris should tell CNN, MSNBC, ABC, BET, Univision, CBS, 60 Minutes, and some of the popular influencers that she’ll do a sit down. 

[Blotto 23,974]

55 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

Did RD just invent the portable blumpkin? A plumpkin trumpkin if you will?

Edited September 13 by Blotto

[tchookem 3,965]

Walz will probably demolish Vance…then he’ll be the one to drive him to the hospital.

It's going to be 90 minutes of Walz making salient points and Vance trying to deflect with awkward, fake laughs. It's going to be Ted Cruz-level pathetic.

[Macanudo 13,253]

4 minutes ago, tchookem said:

13 hours ago, hpslugga said:

Walz will probably demolish Vance…then he’ll be the one to drive him to the hospital.

It's going to be 90 minutes of Walz making salient points and Vance trying to deflect with awkward, fake laughs. It's going to be Ted Cruz-level pathetic.

Promise?

[Ted Lange 16,352]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Damn, that left a mark.

 

 

 

 

 

The emodiment of this gif

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

It can't get no worse

 

Oh yes it can.

[hookem2010 2,700]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

No response emoji available encapsulates my feelings as I started reading this while bringing a spoonful of yogurt and granola to my mouth. Maybe the rage emoji flipping a middle finger while projectile vomiting? 

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I don’t like this

[Sawbonz 28,081]

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

Well move over Harper Lee

More of a Shirley Jackson vibe imo

[tx ind 7,056]

4 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

No response emoji available encapsulates my feelings as I started reading this while bringing a spoonful of yogurt and granola to my mouth. Maybe the rage emoji flipping a middle finger while projectile vomiting? 

We badly need a  vomit emoji

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,279]

1 hour ago, G650 said:

Jesus Johnny

 

[Hank Kingsley 21,598]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

[Goredho 17,627]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

I read that in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice, and it was glorious.

[SmokeyTheBear 5,569]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

Where do I subscribe to your newsletter?

 

[Satchel 6,982]

On 9/11/2024 at 7:02 PM, wildcat09 said:

Trump likely paid Snopes to publish that dogshit. We've been over this before:

ANYONE who pretends he wasn't calling nazis very fine people is either too fucking stupid to have conversations with anybody over the age of five or is a nazi sympathizer. 

Snopes seemed to nuance its fact check:

Editors' Note: Some readers have raised the objection that this fact check appears to assume Trump was correct in stating that there were "very fine people on both sides" of the Charlottesville incident. That is not the case. This fact check aimed to confirm what Trump actually said, not whether what he said was true or false. For the record, virtually every source that covered the Unite the Right debacle concluded that it was conceived of, led by and attended by white supremacists, and that therefore Trump's characterization was wrong. 

[Jhawkmvp 1,514]

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

I was in the middle of lunch when I read this. Thankfully my mother was a nurse so I heard similar or worse things every night at the dinner table so I am immune to being grossed out while eating.

[Biff Tannen 46,060]

49 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Snopes seemed to nuance its fact check:

Editors' Note: Some readers have raised the objection that this fact check appears to assume Trump was correct in stating that there were "very fine people on both sides" of the Charlottesville incident. That is not the case. This fact check aimed to confirm what Trump actually said, not whether what he said was true or false. For the record, virtually every source that covered the Unite the Right debacle concluded that it was conceived of, led by and attended by white supremacists, and that therefore Trump's characterization was wrong. 

Oh, well then that changes everything! /s

The fact that several people on this thread (and god knows how many lurking) weren't able to parse this in their own brains is just sad.

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8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Pussy!

 

 

[Superhero 8,990]

 

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5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

I just sorta figured he fucks her eye holes. Her eyes are deep enough into those things that he could do it without giving her pink eye.

[yoladu 4,187]

16 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

cats driving will never not be funny.

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4 hours ago, Blotto said:

Did RD just invent the portable blumpkin? A plumpkin trumpkin if you will?

Any bj can become a blumpkin with some courage and effort 

[Biff Tannen 46,060]

Both of these threads have gone to a dark, gross place.  And then RD Canecutter came in.

[mchookem 16,728]

the aristocrats!

[Superhero 8,990]

So what does the financial market think about his debate performance?

 

It was $66 in March.

[Thatguy 9,288]

3 hours ago, Jhawkmvp said:

I was in the middle of lunch when I read this. Thankfully my mother was a nurse so I heard similar or worse things every night at the dinner table so I am immune to being grossed out while eating.

Y'all mfers are really going to carry this shit to page 46 aren't you? Everytime I scroll down someone else quoted it. Gross!