The situation in Springfield, Ohio- Haitians, Cats, and High Minded Rhetoric

[Pancho 44358]

18 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

This remix is all over TikTok. The kids have taken it over with the damxe

[InkaUtexas 25426]

That shit is annoying. Please proceed to play it in front of the trump rallies as suggested above.

[Ted Lange 15991]

34 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

And there it is....

 

 

 

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another they've been eatin' cats
They say they're cooking dogs too
They're out there practicing voodoo
They're ruining our country and it's bringin' me down

But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheaper when the story is good
And the tales grow taller on down the line
But I'm telling you, babe
That I don't think it's true, babe
And even if it is, keep this in mind

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13537]

Well, at least one Neo-Nazi group is claiming credit for spreading the stupid.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-neo-nazis-pushed-false-110000450.html

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Pohlhaus, a Marine-turned-tattoo artist known as “Hammer” to his hundreds of followers, wrote Blood Tribe had “pushed Springfield into the public consciousness.”

Members of his hate group agreed. “The president is talking about it now,” a member wrote on Gab, a Twitter-like service popular with extremists. “This is what real power looks like.”

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Blood Tribe latched on last month when it started posting to Telegram and Gab about Springfield, stoking racist rumors about Haitians and Black people in general eating domestic animals. In a hate-filled Gab post from early September that included multiple racial epithets, the group claimed Haitians “eat the ducks out of the city parks.” The reach of Blood Tribe’s isn’t clear, as its Gab and Telegram accounts have fewer than 1,000 followers.

 

[InkaUtexas 25426]

3 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Well, at least one Neo-Nazi group is claiming credit for spreading the stupid.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-neo-nazis-pushed-false-110000450.html

 

Harris gets Taylor. Trump gets Polhaus ( @Brisketexan, is this german for scrip joint?) and 1000 vewiers on (I am laughing) GAB? Gay Aryan Brotherhood?

Hmmmm, which one is going to pull in more voters?

[atomheartbevo 89362]

Image from the NewsGuard article that @Pancho posted earlier.

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

God they’re so fucking gullible and stupid. No wonder dotard can fleece them at will. 

[M12BH 544]

So, I front a Pretenders tribute band.  Someone contacted us yesterday and wanted to know if we are "conservative" because they had a parody song they want us to play.  I can only guess.  "I went back to Ohio and my kitty was gone....."   Fuck these ghouls.

[TexasHooch 5117]

Aaaaaand in a development that should surprise no one...

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The nature of the threats wasn't disclosed.

The district said Perrin Woods and Snowhill Elementary students were evacuated from their buildings and were taken to a different location in the district.

Roosevelt Middle School was already closed for the day, a decision the district made after receiving information from Springfield police. 

On Thursday, Springfield Academy of Excellence and Fulton Elementary School also closed because of a bomb threat, city officials confirmed. Along with the schools, other city and commission buildings closed because of the threat, including City of Springfield City Hall, Bureau of Motor Vehicles Springfield Driver's Exam Station, Springview Government Center, Clark County Department of Job and Family Services and more.

Springfield police said the bomb threat was sent in an email to multiple facilities and media in the city. 

"This public safety threat prompted an immediate response from local and regional law enforcement and our public safety partners," Springfield Police Chief Allison Elliott said in a press conference Thursday. "We take all threats to public safety seriously and our primary concern is the safety and well being of community members."

Springfield has gained national attention this week after unconfirmed reports on social media accused Haitian immigrants were stealing and eating people's pets. The topic also came up in the presidential debate on Tuesday.

Springfield police confirmed to Spectrum News that there are no credible reports to back up the claims. 

It's not known if the claims are connected to the threats. 

As of Friday morning, no other schools in the area have received threats.

https://spectrumnews1.com/oh/dayton/news/2024/09/13/springfield-ohio-threats-schools

Edited September 13 by TexasHooch

[Brisketexan 104465]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Harris gets Taylor. Trump gets Polhaus ( @Brisketexan, is this german for scrip joint?) and 1000 vewiers on (I am laughing) GAB? Gay Aryan Brotherhood?

Hmmmm, which one is going to pull in more voters?

If it's a genuine german scrip joint, it's it's a polundscheißehaus.  Because that's how the germans roll, dude.

[Brisketexan 104465]

10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

God they’re so fucking gullible and stupid. No wonder dotard can fleece them at will. 

And let me repeat for the jillionth time....I will go to my grave with my greatest regret being that I didn't get in on fleecing these fucking rubes.

WAIT...I'VE GOT A NEW IDEA (well, more of a concept of a plan...gotta flesh this out a bit): Pet kidnapping/consumption insurance!  "FELLOW PATRIOTS!  Biden's immigrant hordes are coming for your dogs, they're coming for your cats, they want to eat your pets!  Protect Spot and Muffin today!  For only $29.95 per month, we will provide you ironclad insurance against such heinous acts.  If a dirty immigrant* eats your pet, we will pay a benefit of $25,000 to help with your pain and suffering, and to help you buy a new, American-certified, American-bred patriotic pet!"

*Of course, we're only talking about dirty dark-skinned immigrants.  You know what we mean.

 

Advertise on Fox and Newsmax, I'll be collecting $100k in premium a month in no time, and let's be honest....I'll never have to pay a claim.

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Pet kidnapping/consumption insurance!  "FELLOW PATRIOTS!  Biden's immigrant hordes are coming for your dogs, they're coming for your cats, they want to eat your pets!  Protect Spot and Muffin today!  For only $29.95 per month, we will provide you ironclad insurance against such heinous acts.  If a dirty immigrant* eats your pet, we will pay a benefit of $25,000 to help with your pain and suffering, and to help you buy a new, American-certified, American-bred patriotic pet!"

*Of course, we're only talking about dirty dark-skinned immigrants.  You know what we mean.

 

Sitting in my palatial office, I chortled heartily.

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Advertise on Fox and Newsmax, I'll be collecting $100k in premium a month in no time, and let's be honest....I'll never have to pay a claim.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.  There will be plenty of magats that stage the abduction of their own pets to get some money to feed their oxycontin habit.  Paying investigators to find the fraud is going to eat into profits.

[Incredulity 11532]

 

apologies if already posted.

[TwiceHorn 31184]

33 minutes ago, M12BH said:

So, I front a Pretenders tribute band.  Someone contacted us yesterday and wanted to know if we are "conservative" because they had a parody song they want us to play.  I can only guess.  "I went back to Ohio and my kitty was gone....."   Fuck these ghouls.

Good to see you around!

[InkaUtexas 25426]

14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I wouldn't be so sure about that.  There will be plenty of magats that stage the abduction of their own pets to get some money to feed their oxycontin habit.  Paying investigators to find the fraud is going to eat into profits.

Just hire Haitians to do the investigating.

[pacman 7309]

43 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Aaaaaand in a development that should surprise no one...

https://spectrumnews1.com/oh/dayton/news/2024/09/13/springfield-ohio-threats-schools

Leopards eating peoples faces party strikes again....Springfield/Clark County voted Republican/Trump 60% last Presidential cycle.

Edited September 13 by pacman

[texas08 1599]

Good, let all those schools and offices get closed.

working parents with no childcare backup other than school can get fucked, since it’s 60% dotardian. Let them get screwed and have shitty days because of their stupid fucking games

[mdmost 42775]

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/internet/trump-neo-nazis-pushed-false-claims-haitians-part-hate-campaign-rcna170796

[Hank Kingsley 20635]

Dipshit is pushing his chips in.  I will celebrate his demise like a Texas national championship. 

 

[atomheartbevo 89362]

8 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Dipshit is pushing his chips in.  I will celebrate his demise like a Texas national championship. 

I’m both surprised they have the balls to push this racist shit while running against a Black woman, but also surprised that they are dumb enough to think it will win them new votes, especially seeing as how it appears that Neo-Nazis were pushing this.

[aggie08 21380]

12 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Dipshit is pushing his chips in.  I will celebrate his demise like a Texas national championship. 

 

Bringing up all the shit going wrong in the state in which you're the Senator is a choice.

[Red Five 40593]

"You must fear and hate those other people who don't look like you."

I believe Jesus said that a handful of times in the Bible. 

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

It’s a shame that the people of Springfield didn’t wise up to con men after the monorail debacle. 

[Js1 85056]

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Bringing up all the shit going wrong in the state in which you're the Senator is a choice.

And that the local leadership and even the governor have said is wrong. 

[Red Five 40593]

So the people who have had their pets stolen and eaten.... Are they supposedly not filing police reports? Or have we not gotten that far in the conspiracy. 

[royiv 9131]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s a shame that the people of Springfield didn’t wise up to con men after the monorail debacle. 

Anyone check to see what’s going on in Shelbyville?

['stache 21743]

How very Christian. If anyone wants to complain about how religion is falling, this is reason numbers 1 through 100. It's meaningless if you think that human beings deserve to be treated like this because of where they came from, what they look like, and what language they speak. As a political party is there any possibility whatsoever that any of them will develop even an ounce of a conscience and realize these are human fucking beings, in this case people who are mostly legal and contributing to the economy, who deserve to be treated like human fucking beings and not vilified to half the population who every time commit violence against them? It really makes me want to just take the offramp so I don't have to think about this shit anymore (not hyperbole but no I'm not any real danger to myself before anyone asks). 

[mdmost 42775]

24 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Dipshit is pushing his chips in.  I will celebrate his demise like a Texas national championship. 

 

And the Senator from that state doesn't seem to be working with the REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR of that state who has requested additional resources to help alleviate any problems with the influx of the legal asylum seekers.  

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

7 minutes ago, royiv said:

Anyone check to see what’s going on in Shelbyville?

 

Let's not forget about North Haverbrook, Ogdenville or Brockway

 

 

[Foosters 17691]

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So the people who have had their pets stolen and eaten.... Are they supposedly not filing police reports? Or have we not gotten that far in the conspiracy. 

they defunded the police!!!

[Dnaguy 11740]

31 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Dipshit is pushing his chips in.  I will celebrate his demise like a Texas national championship. 

 

Assuming that there’s ~19,500 cities in the US by my quick google check, that would mean Kamala Harris is planning on allowing 390,000,000 immigrants into the US.

Holy shit!

We’re going to double our population in 4 years by importing hoards of immigrants! OMG. We gotta tell everyone about this and dO sOmEtHiNG!

[wildcat09 29187]

JD Vance deserves to burn in the deepest level of hell.

[Brisketexan 104465]

6 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

JD Vance deserves to burn in the deepest level of hell.

I mean....he already lives in Ohio. 

[safe sex 11659]

4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

And there it is....

 

For her part, Newton, Lee’s neighbor, said she remains concerned that the influx of Haitians is negatively affecting the city’s healthcare and education systems.

“I think it was two years ago now, I went to the [Bureau of Motor Vehicles] to renew my license or my tags. I can't remember, but I was sitting in the BMV, and the only way I know to describe it is I felt like … I was transported, because all around me it was people talking a different language. … I felt like I was the minority,” she said.

Tell me you've never traveled outside of your state or to a major US city without telling me that.

Edited September 13 by safe sex

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

well shit, got beat to it.

Edited September 13 by Fudge Nuggets

[aggie08 21380]

17 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Assuming that there’s ~19,500 cities in the US by my quick google check, that would mean Kamala Harris is planning on allowing 390,000,000 immigrants into the US.

Holy shit!

We’re going to double our population in 4 years by importing hoards of immigrants! OMG. We gotta tell everyone about this and dO sOmEtHiNG!

 

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

There are 19,500 incorporated cities, towns and villages in the United States according to the googles.  At 20,000 immigrants per town we're looking at an influx of 390,000,000 people more than doubling the current population of the country.  Yeah, I'm going out on a limb and calling bullshit on this one, couch fucker.

Great research/math, team!

[A-Tex Devil 2444]

33 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Assuming that there’s ~19,500 cities in the US by my quick google check, that would mean Kamala Harris is planning on allowing 390,000,000 immigrants into the US.

Holy shit!

We’re going to double our population in 4 years by importing hoards of immigrants! OMG. We gotta tell everyone about this and dO sOmEtHiNG!

If you subtract the current Native American population the math checks out for the rest of us….  Over the last 400 years. 

[lemonlime 5503]

They have no interest in winning new votes.  They don't give one flying fuck about voters or actual votes.  Their only interest is hoodwinking their cult.  Both into voting for them and also into thinking the election is stolen when Harris wins it.  

[InkaUtexas 25426]

4 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

They have no interest in winning new votes.  They don't give one flying fuck about voters or actual votes.  Their only interest is hoodwinking their cult.  Both into voting for them and also into thinking the election is stolen when Harris wins it.  

And don't forget buying Trumps new crypto.

[mdmost 42775]

8 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

They have no interest in winning new votes.  They don't give one flying fuck about voters or actual votes.  Their only interest is hoodwinking their cult.  Both into voting for them and also into thinking the election is stolen when Harris wins it.  

I think you vastly underrate the appeal to fear of the "other" taking your job, raping your daughter, invading your town, and killing your children. They are trying to get the white and white adjacent undereducated voters who fear the changing demographics of our nation. I say white adjacent because it's an appeal to other immigrant communities that "these outsiders are coming here to take your jobs". Kamala is going to let more of "them" in if she takes over. 

Edited September 13 by mdmost

[wood 11103]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s a shame that the people of Springfield didn’t wise up to con men after the monorail debacle. 

Yeah, and Ice Town ...

[TexasEd 8062]

On 9/12/2024 at 11:41 AM, YChang said:

The fact that some Americans don't understand how immigrant communities "happen" is kinda sad. How the fuck do you think your Irish, Scottish, whatever grandparents settled... once someone was brave enough to put down roots, find jobs, create a community it happens. It's not that complicated. 

Especially Texas.  We teach Stephen F. Austin in Middle and High School

 

[TexasHooch 5117]

Donny Doubledown at it again

 

[InkaUtexas 25426]

1- He has to read that? Been saying it for how many days?

2- How do they know what institutions they were in?

3- Border president? Cool, go on the other side please.

[TexasHooch 5117]

BTW, it's pretty clear that he's reading that copy for the first time.  That's not him going rogue.  That lie-filled hate was written for him.

 

[4th&Five 41457]

2 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

BTW, it's pretty clear that he's reading that copy for the first time.  That's not him going rogue.  That lie-filled hate was written for him.

 

[Goredho 17302]

6 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Donny Doubledown at it again

 

20,000 Hannibal Lecters.  Those poor townspeople didn't stand a chance.

[elfenix 34168]

 

 

[cactusflinthead 27593]