Based on the last week, Jigsaw has earned her own thread

[C-Man 27215]

Especially since she’s most likely fucking Dotard and could be the next FLOTUS.
 



 
Post all your Loomer zaniness here. (Let’s hope we can retire this in two months.)

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[Underdog 28613]

So ugly Bill Clinton wouldn’t hit it.

Edited September 14 by Underdog

[Bookman 4639]

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/13/us/politics/who-is-laura-loomer.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Kk4.qwd1.tYbEZJrn0yuW&smid=url-share

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[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

[randomhorn 1733]

Gives me the heebie-jeebies

[Underdog 28613]

13 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

And out there, Laura, is where you'll be buried.  

[TwiceHorn 31451]

Honestly thought she had bigger jewbs.

[Incredulity 11665]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

So ugly Bill Clinton wouldn’t hit it.

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[jimmyjazz 45899]

Honestly, I can't decide which one should be more ashamed of banging the other.

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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

So ugly Bill Clinton wouldn’t hit it.

Monica turned out aight

[Red Five 40853]

Is that pic doctored? He looks like Fat Bastard. 

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20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Honestly, I can't decide which one should be more ashamed of banging the other.

Honestly, talking about golf courses to a series of increasingly artificial Wicked Stepmothers is exactly how Donald Trump should be living out his final years.  That’s a perfectly acceptable timeline for a tacky American plutocrat, the cursed part is that he broke containment. 

[Underdog 28613]

41 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Fair.  I mean, there's that Juanita chick he sexually assaulted(allegedly). 

[Dnaguy 11945]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

So ugly Bill Clinton wouldn’t hit it.

You know that isn’t true.

Let’s not stoop to their level and propagates lies.

[Celery Man 20934]

Is this the person who…. chained herself to the door at Twitter or something like that a million years ago?

 

you can’t hold your nose and cover yourself in shit and act like you’re not covered in shit when you vote for these people

[Underdog 28613]

It is and people used the other door next to her. 

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39 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Is that pic doctored? He looks like Fat Bastard. 

Look at his hand....it's grown?

[Gil Bang 25944]

Jesus, he's one fat fuck. 

He's trying to make the case that he's not weird, and he's travelling around with that freak. 

[Red Five 40853]

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Jesus, he's one fat fuck. 

Looks like 6'3" 215 to me. Roughly the same size as Ryan Wingo.

 

Edit: Looking at that pic again, it has to be doctored. 

Edited September 14 by Red Five

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/s/J9YyJ1w2tt

Watch if you dare

[C-Man 27215]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/s/J9YyJ1w2tt
Watch if you dare

I tried.

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Honestly, I can't decide which one should be more ashamed of banging the other.

Bill Maher accused her of fucking him, and so of course she hopped on Twitter and made sure everybody knew Maher accused her of banging Trump.

She’s not very subtle.

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44 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Bill Maher accused her of fucking him, and so of course she hopped on Twitter and made sure everybody knew Maher accused her of banging Trump.

She’s not very subtle.

So it's okay for the right to accuse Kamala of sleeping her way to the top but they all want to grab their fainting couches when Maher says Loomer is doing the same with Trump?

[Biff Tannen 45675]

3 hours ago, randomhorn said:

Gives me the heebie-jeebies

This is seriously one of the weirder and grosser twists the Simulation has thrown us.  

[MissingInAction 25038]

18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So it's okay for the right to accuse Kamala of sleeping her way to the top but they all want to grab their fainting couches when Maher says Loomer is doing the same with Trump?

Hypocrisy is a wing nut feature. Also a favorite for Evangelical cocksuckers.

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

So it's okay for the right to accuse Kamala of sleeping her way to the top but they all want to grab their fainting couches when Maher says Loomer is doing the same with Trump?

I just like the fact that Loomer put it out there, and made sure to mention Melania. She knew full well what she was doing when she posted that.

Good thing Donnie doesn’t have any pets for her to boil when he dumps her in a week or two.

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[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

I'm honestly really sad that Lobo/YGIFS isn't around to see this. He has to be smiling down enjoying the fuck out of this.

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[royiv 9287]

28 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

lol. She gets big mad at Maher for doing the same thing she did to Marge and Ladybugs.

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35 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

[Sawbonz 27547]

40 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Lotsa “blown” in that tweet

[Satchel 6938]

37 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Lotsa “blown” in that tweet

She’s loving every minute of this. So is Bill Maher.

[Born to Run 6569]

6 minutes ago, Satchel said:

She’s loving every minute of this. So is Bill Maher.

Two assholes that have not been in my kitchen.

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58 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Is she a power bottom or just a lay there and take it bottom?

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9 hours ago, Underdog said:

And out there, Laura, is where you'll be buried.  

In 2 weeks?

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38 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Is she a power bottom or just a lay there and take it bottom?

Don't know, but I do know she's a 3-bagger.  A bag for her, a bag for whoever is gross enough to fuck her, and a bag for anyone unfortunate enough to have to watch.  

[Underdog 28613]

Wouldn't want to risk mine or her bag breaking so might have to go the Ostrich route... Bury her head in the ground. 

[Pancho 44758]

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

Eww, but there's little doubt she is as feral in the sack as she is on Twitter. 

[Brandywine 1316]

So, Laura is the CHOSEN ONE!

[jimmyjazz 45899]

Is that the Milo I think it is?