Thread for games that started in the morning because G650 is a dildo

[Hagbard Celine 10,934]

corndog stale

bama real, un-badgered

last 2 early scorelines with comedy value:

 

10 memphis (driving)

0 noles

 

7 fluties (driving)

3 tiggers

 

[naija 2,869]

just looked at the LSU score. oh wow

[BamaATL 16,593]

Just now, ztejas said:

I think you made a good hire but I think you're a QB and a system overhaul away. Jmo - worth as much as my asshole. 

I just think the shine of some of these early wins can easily fade, just like South Carolina is showing right now the early struggle against a team can be a significant outlier.  For example, USC's (the other one on the west coast) signature win against LSU might be circling the toilet at the moment, in terms of importance.  

[Helobious 9,467]

Michigan’s QB has thrown 2 INT’s against Arkansas State in the first half. He is legitimately just terrible.

[Surly Bevo 25,171]

Just now, Helobious said:

Michigan’s QB has thrown 2 INT’s against Arkansas State in the first half. He is legitimately just terrible.

I mean he was a walk on wasn't he?

[mdmost 43,056]

Well that was a shit defensive series for South Carolina. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,934]

corndog's alive

[Bevo14 8,380]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Well that was a shit defensive series for South Carolina. 

As is the case for most sec games, it's a battle of two shitty teams. 

[Helobious 9,467]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean he was a walk on wasn't he?

Yes I think so. He has 2 TDs & 5 INTS this season. Pretty embarrassing if he’s really their best option. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,357]

Chandler Morris (UNT now) is still not a good QB...3 picks 1st half,  TTU up  52-7... still few minutes left in 1st half.

Edited September 14 by MonkeyDoughnut

[GreenspointTexas 9,683]

Jesus christ unt

[Bodhi 1,124]

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean he was a walk on wasn't he?

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Yes I think so. He has 2 TDs & 5 INTS this season. Pretty embarrassing if he’s really their best option. 

He is a cancer survivor.  Starting a season at Michigan was his Make-A-Wish request.

[ztejas 43,546]

9 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I just think the shine of some of these early wins can easily fade, just like South Carolina is showing right now the early struggle against a team can be a significant outlier.  For example, USC's (the other one on the west coast) signature win against LSU might be circling the toilet at the moment, in terms of importance.  

You might be right. I just think you're due for some desert wandering and post-Saban is going to be weird. 

[mdmost 43,056]

South Carolina is about to give back their advantage. 

Edited September 14 by mdmost

[BERT 4,385]

Uh oh. LSU forced a fumble deep in Cock terriroty with 6min left in the half 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,357]

A&M going to lose to this USCe team as well this year

[GabrielsHorn 2,186]

FSU is just a confederacy of dunces. 
 

how in the world did they go undefeated last year?

[hook me 2,103]

Memphis hasn’t exactly been impressive on offense and they may go up 17-0 before the half

[LTtxfan 49,372]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Uh oh. LSU forced a fumble deep in Cock terriroty with 6min left in the half 

[GreenspointTexas 9,683]

Ncst fucking sucks

[Vic Mackey 47,162]

Lol Wisconsin

[TOR 5,817]

Big fat holding call going to bring that one back.  

[Hawndoh 2,389]

Way to go Wiscy...

[elfenix 34,337]

wisky misses field goals, bama scores touchdowns

[Bevo14 8,380]

Mizzery ranked 6th in the nation 😄

[Vic Mackey 47,162]

wisky misses field goals, bama scores touchdowns

Also, Bama is fast, Wisconsin isn't.

[LonghornSean 4,024]

BC up 14-3 at Mizzou (SEC net)

 

edit: TD under review

Edited September 14 by LonghornSean

[Dewey 3,295]

Mizzou playing a team with a pulse isn't going well for them. 

[Helobious 9,467]

Give Castellanos the Heisman now. Just picked up a wild snap and threw a 67 yard TD pass.

[mdmost 43,056]

What a run

[BurntEyes 6,035]

I somehow completely missed that Missery was #6 lots of idiots buying that bag of snake oil. 

[TOR 5,817]

GAMECOCKS SMASH THE BAYOU PUSSIES!  75yd run for a touch, damn.

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

Oh, Holly Rowe, you remind me of a hot, thick bowl of queso.

[Surly Bevo 25,171]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[sith_horn 2,407]

Whoopsie tigers

[elfenix 34,337]

lsu seems like it sucks

[GreenspointTexas 9,683]

Lsu’s locker room musta been hot AF

[mdmost 43,056]

#3 for LSU is going to hate film study when he gets to watch that wiff over and over. 

[LTtxfan 49,372]

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lol Wisconsin

Lol geaux tiger defense...

Cocks   24      tigers 10

[Rip76 4,963]

Holy crap what a run

[ajax 2,622]

Memphis looks terrible. FSU is worse.

[Vertuzzi 1,398]

BC shoving it up their ass early. Fucking love to see it. Mass football, guy. 

[WBT 20,672]

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I somehow completely missed that Missery was #6 lots of idiots buying that bag of snake oil. 

secsecsec is such a scam.  Cook couldn't hold Chase Daniels's jock

[butthurt 1,531]

4 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Oh, Holly Rowe, you remind me of a hot, thick bowl of queso.

[elfenix 34,337]

floriduh state is really bad

[David Dennison 18,951]

LSU getting away with some holds.

[Hagbard Celine 10,934]

well fuck

corndog has discovered the cock secondary can be attacked

this game is going to get competitive

[TOR 5,817]

Just now, David Dennison said:

LSU getting away with some holds.

Yeah, the Mouse network clearly had a word about keeping LSU in the game.

[Hagbard Celine 10,934]

2 minutes ago, ajax said:

Memphis looks terrible. FSU is worse.

ht 13-3 teamfedex

noles: 67 yards

[sith_horn 2,407]

Nussmeier throwing some darts.