Thread for games that started in the morning because G650 is a dildo

[Hagbard Celine 10731]

corndog stale

bama real, un-badgered

last 2 early scorelines with comedy value:

 

10 memphis (driving)

0 noles

 

7 fluties (driving)

3 tiggers

 

[naija 2851]

just looked at the LSU score. oh wow

[BamaATL 16592]

Just now, ztejas said:

I think you made a good hire but I think you're a QB and a system overhaul away. Jmo - worth as much as my asshole. 

I just think the shine of some of these early wins can easily fade, just like South Carolina is showing right now the early struggle against a team can be a significant outlier.  For example, USC's (the other one on the west coast) signature win against LSU might be circling the toilet at the moment, in terms of importance.  

[Helobious 9475]

Michigan’s QB has thrown 2 INT’s against Arkansas State in the first half. He is legitimately just terrible.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Just now, Helobious said:

Michigan’s QB has thrown 2 INT’s against Arkansas State in the first half. He is legitimately just terrible.

I mean he was a walk on wasn't he?

[mdmost 42747]

Well that was a shit defensive series for South Carolina. 

[Hagbard Celine 10731]

corndog's alive

[Bevo14 8250]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Well that was a shit defensive series for South Carolina. 

As is the case for most sec games, it's a battle of two shitty teams. 

[Helobious 9475]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean he was a walk on wasn't he?

Yes I think so. He has 2 TDs & 5 INTS this season. Pretty embarrassing if he’s really their best option. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10131]

Chandler Morris (UNT now) is still not a good QB...3 picks 1st half,  TTU up  52-7... still few minutes left in 1st half.

Edited September 14 by MonkeyDoughnut

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Jesus christ unt

[Bodhi 1111]

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean he was a walk on wasn't he?

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Yes I think so. He has 2 TDs & 5 INTS this season. Pretty embarrassing if he’s really their best option. 

He is a cancer survivor.  Starting a season at Michigan was his Make-A-Wish request.

[ztejas 43237]

9 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I just think the shine of some of these early wins can easily fade, just like South Carolina is showing right now the early struggle against a team can be a significant outlier.  For example, USC's (the other one on the west coast) signature win against LSU might be circling the toilet at the moment, in terms of importance.  

You might be right. I just think you're due for some desert wandering and post-Saban is going to be weird. 

[mdmost 42747]

South Carolina is about to give back their advantage. 

Edited September 14 by mdmost

[BERT 4344]

Uh oh. LSU forced a fumble deep in Cock terriroty with 6min left in the half 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10131]

A&M going to lose to this USCe team as well this year

[GabrielsHorn 2142]

FSU is just a confederacy of dunces. 
 

how in the world did they go undefeated last year?

[hook me 2080]

Memphis hasn’t exactly been impressive on offense and they may go up 17-0 before the half

[LTtxfan 48915]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Uh oh. LSU forced a fumble deep in Cock terriroty with 6min left in the half 

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Ncst fucking sucks

[Vic Mackey 46914]

Lol Wisconsin

[TOR 5361]

Big fat holding call going to bring that one back.  

[Hawndoh 2379]

Way to go Wiscy...

[elfenix 34165]

wisky misses field goals, bama scores touchdowns

[Bevo14 8250]

Mizzery ranked 6th in the nation 😄

[Vic Mackey 46914]

wisky misses field goals, bama scores touchdowns

Also, Bama is fast, Wisconsin isn't.

[LonghornSean 3941]

BC up 14-3 at Mizzou (SEC net)

 

edit: TD under review

Edited September 14 by LonghornSean

[Dewey 3280]

Mizzou playing a team with a pulse isn't going well for them. 

[Helobious 9475]

Give Castellanos the Heisman now. Just picked up a wild snap and threw a 67 yard TD pass.

[mdmost 42747]

What a run

[BurntEyes 5806]

I somehow completely missed that Missery was #6 lots of idiots buying that bag of snake oil. 

[TOR 5361]

GAMECOCKS SMASH THE BAYOU PUSSIES!  75yd run for a touch, damn.

[TotallyLegit 3050]

Oh, Holly Rowe, you remind me of a hot, thick bowl of queso.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[sith_horn 2367]

Whoopsie tigers

[elfenix 34165]

lsu seems like it sucks

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Lsu’s locker room musta been hot AF

[mdmost 42747]

#3 for LSU is going to hate film study when he gets to watch that wiff over and over. 

[LTtxfan 48915]

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lol Wisconsin

Lol geaux tiger defense...

Cocks   24      tigers 10

[Rip76 4909]

Holy crap what a run

[ajax 2586]

Memphis looks terrible. FSU is worse.

[Vertuzzi 1349]

BC shoving it up their ass early. Fucking love to see it. Mass football, guy. 

[WBT 20396]

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I somehow completely missed that Missery was #6 lots of idiots buying that bag of snake oil. 

secsecsec is such a scam.  Cook couldn't hold Chase Daniels's jock

[butthurt 1516]

4 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Oh, Holly Rowe, you remind me of a hot, thick bowl of queso.

[elfenix 34165]

floriduh state is really bad

[David Dennison 18577]

LSU getting away with some holds.

[Hagbard Celine 10731]

well fuck

corndog has discovered the cock secondary can be attacked

this game is going to get competitive

[TOR 5361]

Just now, David Dennison said:

LSU getting away with some holds.

Yeah, the Mouse network clearly had a word about keeping LSU in the game.

[Hagbard Celine 10731]

2 minutes ago, ajax said:

Memphis looks terrible. FSU is worse.

ht 13-3 teamfedex

noles: 67 yards

[sith_horn 2367]

Nussmeier throwing some darts.